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7 of John Adams' Greatest Insults [Funny, but True]
mental floss ^ | Mark Mancini

Posted on 07/28/2013 3:56:13 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper

A man whose wit was matched only by the looseness of his tongue, the combative John Adams quickly acquired a hefty reputation for articulate jabs and razor-sharp put-downs...

1. On Benjamin Franklin

“His whole life has been one continued insult to good manners and to decency.”

2. On Alexander Hamilton

“That bastard brat of a Scottish peddler! His ambition, his restlessness and all his grandiose schemes come, I'm convinced, from a superabundance of secretions, which he couldn't find enough whores to absorb!”

(Hamilton certainly wasn't above returning the fire.)

3. On Thomas Paine's Common Sense

“What a poor, ignorant, malicious, crapulous mass.”

(For more on their relationship, head here.)

4. On George Washington

“That Washington is not a scholar is certain. That he is too illiterate, unlearned, unread for his station is equally beyond dispute.”

5. On the City of Philadelphia

“Phyladelphia [sic], with all its trade and wealth and regularity, is not Boston. The morals of our people are much better; their manners are more polite and agreeable... Our language is better, our taste is better, our persons are handsomer; our spirit is greater, our laws are wiser, our religion is better, our education is better. We exceed them in every thing, but in a market.”

6. On Thomas Jefferson

“His soul is poisoned with ambition.”

7. On John Dickinson

While working as a member of the American revolution's continental congress, Adams referred to one of his less-radical colleagues as “a piddling genius” in one of his letters—an insult which caused a good deal of uproar when the British intercepted and published the candid document. For a fictionalized account of the pair's tense relationship, check out this clip from HBO's 2008 John Adams miniseries:

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 18thcentury; founders; quotes; writing
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To: Venturer

It can mean “2. Excessive indulgence” which fits the crapulous masstard well. Look at his vacations.


21 posted on 07/28/2013 4:34:54 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: SoFloFreeper; Dman; RoosterRedux; cripplecreek; gorush
John Adams was famous for being Pissed!

Lol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg59XUXPCPU


22 posted on 07/28/2013 4:35:10 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: gorush

Correct. He preached the ideals of the revolution’ but failed to practice them once in power. And the reason why he hated Franklin is because Franklin accomplished more with the French to garner support, and the French simply disliked Adams even when he was there on French soil.


23 posted on 07/28/2013 4:36:00 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: bigheadfred

It should mean that everything that comes out of his mouth is excrement. Nothing could be more truthful than that.


24 posted on 07/28/2013 4:36:27 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: Venturer

All it takes if for us to start using it as such and voila`. This is the land of opportunity. Let’s try it out.

Did you hear bunghole barry’s last speech? It was a crapulous mass.


25 posted on 07/28/2013 4:44:47 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: bigheadfred
You sure he wasn’t covered under “crapulous mass”?

Of course not. What kind of such a mass ever forced you to buy a commercial service that you don't want?

26 posted on 07/28/2013 4:48:17 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: bigheadfred

Why not? Words mean whatever we infer them to!


27 posted on 07/28/2013 4:54:20 PM PDT by pingman (Trust a lib? Surely you jest!)
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To: RoosterRedux

The Naval action in the Chesapeake in 1781 was the only significant victorious battle in French naval annals.


28 posted on 07/28/2013 4:59:36 PM PDT by allendale
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To: SoFloFreeper

Um, I read David McCullough’s “John Adams” (a fairly exhaustive work) and did not see a single one of these quotes.

Can anyone else corroborate?


29 posted on 07/28/2013 5:01:47 PM PDT by Walrus (America died on November 6, 2012 --- RIP)
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To: Walrus

Not sure about the authenticity of those John Adams’ quotes but I do know that he walked for miles and miles every day and he started each morning with a tankard of hard cider. He lived to be 91 which in those days was quite an accomplishment. Ironically he died the same day as Thomas Jefferson - on the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence (July 4, 1826). Certainly one of the strangest coincidences in our nation’s history.


30 posted on 07/28/2013 5:07:22 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SoFloFreeper

John Adams, perhaps the original Rush Limbaugh. :)

Also a distant relative of Jane Fonda


31 posted on 07/28/2013 5:07:48 PM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: SoFloFreeper

...or just spouting off when he got drunk.


32 posted on 07/28/2013 5:10:43 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

The original Andrew Dice Clay.
“Hickory, dickory, dock
Betsy was...”


33 posted on 07/28/2013 5:12:55 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Terry L Smith

Measure your mind by the shadow it creates? What am I supposed to do, it is almost always overcast here.


34 posted on 07/28/2013 5:14:02 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

“America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy.”


35 posted on 07/28/2013 5:15:32 PM PDT by kenavi (Debunk THIS!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

If these quotes are true, I think a lot less of him than I used to!


36 posted on 07/28/2013 5:23:35 PM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: SoFloFreeper

The Journal of William Maclay has a few choice insults about our Founders.
http://memory.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/r?ammem/hlaw:@field(DOCID+@lit(mj001T000)):

...John Adams has served to illustrate two points at least with me, viz., that a fool is the most unmanageable of all brutes, and that flattery is the most irksome of all service.
... I can, through this channel, communicate what I please to Madison; and I think I know him. But if he is led, it must be without letting him know that he is so; in other words, he must not see the string.
...Republicans are borne down by fashion and a fear of being charged with a want of respect to General Washington. If there is treason in the wish I retract it, but would to God this same General Washington were in heaven! We would not then have him brought forward as the constant cover to every unconstitutional and irrepublican act.

I’d give him the Don Rickles nod.


37 posted on 07/28/2013 5:24:51 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

My favorite Founding Father bump.


38 posted on 07/28/2013 5:27:57 PM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: bigheadfred

I have seen wittier put-downs made by Freepers.

We have many, many talented Freepers!


39 posted on 07/28/2013 5:29:41 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
"John Adams, perhaps the original Rush Limbaugh.''<< And a master at projection. His insult of George Washington is beyond the pale. While Adams got fat and rich as a lawyer in Boston, General George Washington defeated the British and won us a freaking country.
40 posted on 07/28/2013 5:35:41 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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