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'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
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| Wednesday March 19, 2003
| CHAD KULTGEN
Posted on 03/28/2003 2:54:46 PM PST by JeepInMazar
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Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256! Curiously, even if he could prove it to be true, he is still guilty of insider trading.
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:31:14 PM PST
by
ElkGroveDan
(Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun)
To: Billthedrill
*Soylent_Green_Rollerball_alert
To: JeepInMazar
This is my kind of thread. Bump for later!
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:38:05 PM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(Athanasius contra mundum!)
To: big ern
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:38:12 PM PST
by
socal_parrot
(Jean Valjean, the only decent Frenchmen.)
To: justanotherfreeper
To: ElkGroveDan
But, the statute of limitations would have run out by 2256.
So he wouldn't be prosecutable then.
But only in 2256.
*Chuckle*
Wonder what else he's going to say for himself.
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:39:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
To: JeepInMazar
He should already know how his cse turns out. ;^)
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:46:29 PM PST
by
js1138
To: JeepInMazar
Note that the story is at www.
tv.yahoo.com. That's the Yahoo TV domain. Check out some of the other Weekly World News stories they have links to:
Dumb Ways People Have Died Thursday March 27, 2003, Weekly World News
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Hitler Had A Secret Son Wednesday March 26, 2003, Weekly World News
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America Should be A Bad-Ass Cowboy Tuesday March 25, 2003, Weekly World News I'm madder than Roy Rogers with a busted guitar at all these filthy foreigners whining about how Americans are a bunch of "cowboys." These yahoos think we're the bad guys and that the real problem in the world today is "American imperialism" -- not that nutcase Saddam having enough anthrax and nerve gas to wipe out the human race 10 times over. Well, folks, I say it's high time for Uncle Sam to proudly tell the world he is a cowboy. A bad- ass cowboy who's not afraid to shoot first and ask... |
Close Shave For Dictator's Double Monday March 24, 2003, Weekly World News
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How You Can Own A Piece Of Iraq Land Monday March 24, 2003, Weekly World News |
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Archaeologist Finds 12,000 Year Old Magazine From Atlantis! Friday March 21, 2003, Weekly World News |
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Secret Videotape Shows Lions Eating Christians In Iraq Thursday March 20, 2003, Weekly World News |
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'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING Wednesday March 19, 2003, Weekly World News |
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Schools Will Soon Force Your Kids To Take Drugs! Tuesday March 18, 2003, Weekly World News |
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Fish Has Human Face! Monday March 17, 2003, Weekly World News |
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Bigfoot Captures Sexy Camper For His Love Slave Friday March 14, 2003, Weekly World News |
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Terrorists Are Buying Up America! Thursday March 13, 2003, Weekly World News |
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:49:27 PM PST
by
giotto
To: lambo
And the cure for AIDS -- lots and lots of cheeseburgers. No. That would be preventive medicine.
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:50:56 PM PST
by
woofer
To: socal_parrot
ROLLERBALL!
To: JeepInMazar
Hmmmmmmmmm.............There is simply no way that this guy could possibly have insider information on so many, different deals; one or two, but not 126!!!!!!!!!!!
My bets on the time traveler story.
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:56:59 PM PST
by
DoctorMichael
(Liberalism = Evil)
To: JeepInMazar
Can somebody ask this guy when the Red Sox finally win another World Series?
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posted on
03/28/2003 3:58:17 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(California wine beats French wine in blind taste tests. Boycott French wine.)
To: JeepInMazar
How come he didn't know he got caught? Catching the worlds first time traveller would probally make the news.
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posted on
03/28/2003 4:07:54 PM PST
by
calljack
To: JeepInMazar
But not by much......
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posted on
03/28/2003 4:08:15 PM PST
by
genefromjersey
(Save the last 6 for pall-bearers !)
To: SamAdams76
Can somebody ask this guy when the Red Sox finally win another World Series?
Or better yet...when the Cubs dynasty begins!
To: Dog Gone
Or a pack of cigarettes by next week.
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posted on
03/28/2003 4:46:16 PM PST
by
JSteff
To: lambo
"And the cure for AIDS" We already have that in two different forms. Abstinence or hetrosexual sex only.
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posted on
03/28/2003 4:49:11 PM PST
by
JSteff
To: JeepInMazar
DUH... A "smart time traveler" would have read the internet archives, and found out how he got arrested, and worked out different plans until he gets back clean. But if he were a smart time traveler, he would not be using time travel for illegal purposes now would he. I guess this is a "stupid time traveler" story then.
I wonder if this hits the news in 2256 as Darwin Award. Time traveler ignores common knowledge, and gets stuck jail for 50 years in 2003.
To: dpwiener
Did somebody call for Manse Everard?
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posted on
03/28/2003 5:06:24 PM PST
by
kcar
To: woofer
"And the cure for AIDS -- lots and lots of cheeseburgers.""No. That would be preventive medicine."
No, the preventative medicine for AIDS is to keep the reproductive organ of one man out of the rectum of another man.
The cure for AIDS is to quarantine those who are unwilling to follow the preventative medicine procedures.
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posted on
03/28/2003 6:18:10 PM PST
by
SpyGuy
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