Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart (FR DC Chapter mentioned)

The Weekly Standard ^ | June 23, 2003 | Matt Labash

[Gary Seven]

Fairfax, Virginia IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE the electricity one feels when crossing this Northern Virginia strip-mall parking lot to attend Hillary Clinton's "Living History" book-signing. But I haven't been this excited about Wal-Mart since my one-hour photos came back in 25 minutes. It makes me feel all sprightly and young again--as if it were 1998.

[Xthe17th]

Hillary has snuck in through the back, right by layaway and the restrooms

Per the report June 12 DC Freep, Hillary entered the front of Trover's book store, but, due to her surprise at the second day in a row of awesome FReeping activity outside, cowered and left by the rear ally and dumpsters.

KEEP AT IT FREEPERS! SHE'S RUNNING SCARED. MAKE HILLARY COMMUNE WITH THE TRASH!

Look forward to seeing y'all again this Wednesday for #3. Boo!

[RonDog]

Look forward to seeing y'all again this Wednesday for #3. Boo!

That would be HERE:

Event Information
Date:	Wed, Jun 18, 2003
Time:	7:30pm
Author:	HILLARY CLINTON
Title:	LIVING HISTORY
Event:
Location:	Books-a-Million
Address:	McLean, VA
City:	Washington
State:	DC

[Xthe17th]

the combatants use placards and really weak song parodies

In case anyone was wondering, we played Paul Shanklin tapes; Classics such as: Hey Paula, Whitewater Blues, My Girls, Wholesome Prison Blues, They'll Get You Babe, Me and Hillary, Mrs. Jones, Perjury, Spinnin the Lies Away, White House Intern Girls, I Saw Her Derriere, Take A Number Juanita, Simply Reprehensible, Jailhouse Vote, Subpoenaville, Bubba's Girl, The Capitol Hillbillies, AND MORE!

Thanks to tgslTakoma for aligning the bullhorn mike to the tape deck speaker. WE WAS LOUD!! (even though the music seemed to soothe the savage crowd. And thanks to Taxman for purchasing the extra batteries.)

[cherry_bomb88]

Takoma & other DC Freepers....you guys have acheived ultimately great press coverage....I'm not sure we can top it here in Chicago...I humbly bow in your presence....that's classic....I'd like to see that article front page on the NY Times...oh wait, they only print fiction...Never mind! :o)

This was my favorite quote too!

The Hillaryites' tormentors are the Freepers, a fierce, warlike tribe from the Free Republic organization--a fire-breathing conservative band of Internet brothers who often call each other by their screen names, even in person.

[cherry_bomb88]

Here is the author interviewing the bellicose heavyset woman

oh now, come on guys, she already has self-esteem issues, you know her husband cheated on her 13 times before she'd believe it really happened and that's why she can relate to Hitlary!*sarcasm*

[cherry_bomb88]

The Magic of Botox

It's not the "magic of botox"...it's the magic of Adobe Photoshop!!!!! LOL

[cherry_bomb88]

ROTFL.....meekie, you always find the best pictures.

[cherry_bomb88]

Matt Labash hasn't even seen us when we put on the warpaint and wrap ourself in red, white and blue!

Something like this??????

or was it something more like this....

*no FReepers were harmed in the making of these pictures

pictures are from the Chicago FR Rally for the Troops March 23, 2003, taken by your's truly :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

lookie here what post I got, Big '88!!!!!

[cherry_bomb88]

the combatants use placards and really weak song parodies

Well, obviously Matt's never heard one of Mudboy's parodies, he wouldn't be saying they were weak!!!! LOL

[cherry_bomb88]

Nice mention, kristinn!!!! Way to go!!!!

[cherry_bomb88]

I think we should ALL fly in and FReep her in Arkansas...LOL....would be funny to get the biggest protests in her "home" state...or wait, is that Illinois, or New York???? She is a "stateless" woman, it would appear!!! LOL

[cherry_bomb88]

Ok, 'pod...I'm going to sound really ignorant...and forgive me, I'm but a "young" (time in) FReeper...but what's the significance of that shirt???

(my mamma always told me the only stupid questions were the ones ya' didn't ask!)

[cherry_bomb88]

Wow, you beat me here! LOL

[cherry_bomb88]

Sad, isn't it???? People are either too lazy or too apathetic to dig deeper than what the mainstream media is feeding them full of (which is usually better suited as fertilizer)

[cherry_bomb88]

Because she's afraid of REAL journalists that won't ask her preapproved questions interviewing her....she'd probably sound like Senator Byrd did when Hannity interviewed him....LOL

[cherry_bomb88]

Kinda like it only takes one wolf or lion to take on a flock of sheep. Hehehe....

Well said!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Freeper placard touts Monica's "Quote of the Century: 'I voted Republican this year, the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.'"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hilarious article!! DeeCeeFReepers ROCK...MUD

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

The Freepers start bleating like barnyard animals, then break into a chorus of "Sheeple Who Need Sheeple."

Ohmigawd! I don't think I've laughed so hard in ....... well, days!!! This is priceless!!!

"Fry Mumia" t-shirt strikes again!!!! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Great pic ya got there at 88, CB...MUD

BTW...I'm not sure what songs they were parodying, but I'm purty certain they weren't mine.