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Welcome to our music dedication. Today we would like to offer a change of pace. While we believe that honoring our troops should be done everyday, we also believe in helping them come home sooner. By that, we mean that we are going to put an effort into annoying the Hell out of every dictator, terrorist, or thug that walks the Earth. Just like the former Panamanian dictator, we would love to contribute annoying music, to some, that our troops can play to harass any of the cowards that are hiding out. Also, if our troops enjoy it as well, it's a bonus! So? Enjoy the music!!
  
  
* Strategy: Play music that none of them can understand. With these bass killers jamming, they'll think there is an earthquake. Unfortunately for them, the earthquake will be the muscle of our soldiers. Can you imagine how Saddam Hussein, Yasser Arafat, and Usama Bin Laden will feel having to hear this type of music 24/7? It would be worth the aggravation to bring it to them. (If you are in Ma's generation: AVOID!)
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*Note: There are two types of people that terrorists, dictators, and thugs seem to gravitate to. The first are other people that have the same type of mentality as themselves. The second are those that are completely living in denial and choose to appease and kiss their butt. In support, we think that Jacques "Le Worm" Chirac provides the Scoundrel Of The Year winner. Please click to hear a song making fun of Le Worm's people. (Um, yes Le Worm always looks like that! That's what a rat would look like if it ever took human form!)
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*Strategy: The idea came to us after news reports found that the one thing Usama, Saddam, and Yasser can't live without is VIAGRA. It makes one wonder if they were capable of doing it naturally whether or not they'd be so frustrated, angry, and bitter. We pray a miserable trip back to your maker. Until then, we'll torture the Hell out of you in more ways than they can each imagine. ____________________________________________________  
(l to r: Yasser Arafat, Usama Bin Laden, and Saddam Hussein)
Meet the people we'd love to see meet a miserable ending at the hands of our troops or the IDF. These three men have a lot more than Viagra in common. As a matter of fact, they are a breed amongst themselves. These are three very wealthy men claiming to be the leader of three very poor groups of people. Those being the Palestinians, Afghans, and Iraqis. Well, all three are quiet as of now. We know it's just a matter of time before they make an appearance on TV. They don't like to share the spotlight with one another and they most certainly don't like sharing it with the actual citizens whom they've tortured or abused. We can at least state that 2 of the 3 have been removed. Although, not from this Earth. Go Get'em Boys! 
The real power behind the Church of Yasser, Usama, and Saddam.
Suicide, genocide, profit, and the total destruction of everything good in the world.
Explain to us why we need any other proof for the need to remove them from power. _______________________________________________ 
In MoJo's opinion, there's nothing more sadistic than to make anyone listen to Barney 24/7. What better individuals to torture with the Purple Dinosaur! Barney may seem like an innocent purple dinosaur, but underneath that "lovey dovey" suit lies a very insane human being yelling for someone's head. Have at them, Barney! _______________________________________________   
  
*Strategy: Well, the idea is to remind the rest of the world that "COWBOYS" are held in high regard in America. So? Go ahead and call our President a "Cowboy". Our Cowboys, our troops, have ridden into your neck of the woods and are bringing law and order back. Cowboys are held in high respect because of their work ethics, determination, and pioneering spirit. That's the difference between our people and the thugs that terrorize the world. God Bless America!
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Please join the Canteen Deejays in a moment of sadness for Raghdad Saddam Hussein, otherwise known as one of Saddam's daughters, and the rest of the females in her family. As you can tell, she's really had it tough since the war began. She looks malnourished, unkept, and humbled. Oops! Wrong person! Well, thanks for the moment of sadness. It's so over! Please click on her picture for a special song for her. (We think she kind of looks like Chelsea Clinton. Hmmm...)
This is Soha Arafat. Famously known as Yasser's wife. She's also the woman that gave Senator Hillary Clinton a kiss before she made a speech that accused Israel of "poisoning" the water that Palestinian children drank. We guess she didn't realize that Israel would also be polluting their own children to the same fate. I guess that never occurred to her. Never does. Such is the life of a terrorist's wife. She recently told an Arab newspaper that she cries when she thinks of all the "innocent" Palestinian children that live under an "evil regime". Well, we just wanted to show her how much we cared.
Please click on her picture. (We wonder if she's thinking about the Israeli children murdered by her husband.)
This is a picture of Senator Patty Murray from Washington. We can't find a picture of Usama Bin Laden's wives. So? We got the next best thing. Here is the picture of a woman who was elected to office by the citizens of Washington. (What were those java gulping idiots thinking?) She had the nerve to actually praise Usama Bin Laden's "charity" to the Arab world and third world countries. So? In lieu of an actual picture of the Bin Laden women, please accept Senator Patty Murray. Please click her picture.
And for those Prozac popping, java gulping, and enviromental whackos in Washington...VOTE HER SORRY BUTT OUT OFFICE!
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Please rise and remove your caps! We are about to salute America. Please turn up your stereo and sing our National Anthem loudly and proudly! If you don't know the words, fake it! Just don't let MoJo catch you doing it. (Find the words here)
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