Partial Transcript From Leno: Hillary on Being Freeped at Living History Book Signings

Monday, August 1, 2003 | Kristinn

[kristinn]

Three years ago this summer when Hillary Clinton was running for the Senate as a, ahem, New Yorker, she appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She talked about some guy in a devil suit following her around New York (our very own Doctor Raoul, in fact.)

In current interviews, she's still talking about the devil following her around at the book signings for her memoir, Living History.

Mrs. Clinton was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno again tonight. Jay opened the interview asking how her book tour was going:

J: It's good to see you!

H: Thank you, I'm glad to be here.

J: You look very happy, you seem happy, are you, is like a happy time now?

H: Jay, it is, it's a very happy time--no it is! (Makes googoo eyes while touching Jay on the arm.) I'm having a great time. I love, you know, my work in the Senate. I love living in New York and representing New York and I'm having a great time going around the country on this book tour. I've met so many fabulous people. Yeah, I mean, I think probably in the last two months about twenty-seven thousand people have to come see me at these book signings.

J: So you've signed, your hand, um you should have one arm like this shouldn't you? (Jay holds up clawed hand and bent arm indicating carpal tunnel, Hillary does the same.)

H: Well, you know, it's such an invigorating experience. It's just this part of my body (holds wrist) from my wrist down that gets really worn out. But people have been terrific. They, you know, they come through the line, they have stories. They tell me this is the first book they've ever bought, or they bring their daughters to meet me.

J: That's not good is it?

H: No I think it's wonderful (Hillary makes googoo eyes at Jay and touches him on the arm again.)

J: No but I mean if they're an adult and this is the first book, oooo, I mean doesn't that say something about our educational system?

H: Well it might say something about, about their income. You know, I mean, cuz books to alot of people are a luxury. You know, maybe they go to the library instead. But they've been so, people have been so enthusiastic and they come through and, you know, and say things like, you know, I played pinochle, too, as a kid, you know. Or I loved your stories about going to South Asia because that's where I'm from. I mean it's just, it's been a great experience.

J: Well how about like, cuz whenever any political person, and especially you show up, there's always the crazy people. I mean there must be that one sort of guy who waits in line because he wants to say something nasty when he gets up. And he's actually bought a book so he can give his, I mean, does, has that happen, do you fear that?

H: That hasn't happened yet.

J: Oh, okay.

H: That hasn't happened yet. But what has happened is that they can't bring themselves to buy the book so they stand out, across the street yelling at me (Hillary gestures outward)

J: Laughs

H: That's fine, that's all part of the First Amendment and everything. But they don't, they don't actually buy the book and come through to yell at me.

J: Okay, so they're not that committed.

H: Not that committed. No, I think they're sorta lukewarm about it after all

J: For most it would be the first book they've ever bought.

H: Or read. (Hillary beams, she made a funny!)

END PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT

[kristinn]

Congratulations to all the freepers across the country who've freeped Hillary like a rented mule this summer. You've conducted yourselves honorably and effectively. Keep at it. There's a few more book signings in the next two weeks.

EAGLES UP !!!

[LaraCroft]

Excellent job freepers!

Now let's add "We can read and we bought TREASOM" signs to the pile.

[hole_n_one]

Thanks for the, you know, transcript!

[Humidston]

J: For most it would be the first book they've ever bought.

Boy, do I resemble that remark.

[kristinn]

My fingers are, like, you know, tired, you know?

[hole_n_one]

We can read and we bought TREASOM"

Spelling, on the other hand.......

[dts32041]

What's a TREASOM?

[kristinn]

I think Hillary was just dying inside hoping Jay wouldn't ask her what we yell at her or what our signs say.

[kristinn]

I buy books, I just don't have time to read them all :(

[At _War_With_Liberals]

"They tell me this is the first book they've ever bought..."


Here, hillary establishes her book as a self proclaimed literary classic suitable as an introduction to all literature ever. Classic!

[Reeses]

J: Doesn't that say something about our educational system?

H: Well it might say something about their income.

Neither. It says something about their party affiliation.

[Humidston]

YOU, my friend, can be forgiven. You have much work to do in the seat of corruption, er... ah.... government.

And I guess the fact that Treason is clobbering Hillary!'s silly diary doesn't mean we read, eh? Heheh...

[At _War_With_Liberals]

"You know, I mean, cuz books to alot of people are a luxury"

Dems talk about bush and the scanner at shop rite incident! Yes, hillary, even peasants like us buy books.

The queen was touched by the bourgeous(sp?) brave attempt to understand her greatness.

Seriously, she is probably way out of touch with everyday New Yorkers. Fans saying stupid stuff to her on line is confusing her more. She is vulnerable to open debate or tough questioning.

[RonDog]

We now have Bob J's PICTURES online!

From:

***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****
My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima
Posted on 08/04/2003 8:32 PM PDT by diotima

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio...

-- snip --

"NO sympathy for the Hildabeast"

RonDog as the "West Coast" Devil FReeps Her Heinous
UP CLOSE, and PERSONAL!
(motorcade-eye view)

THANK YOU for the technical advice, and the marvelous Devil mask, Doctor Raoul!

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

Here is a RE-post of the "Haunting Hillary!" FReep schedule, from:

Hillary's Book Tour Schedule No Longer Listed At Publisher's Website. Go Figure.
RaoulGram
Posted on 06/19/2003 7:10 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul

-- snip --

There is STILL an "unofficial" list posted at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/8944/:

Hillary Clinton, Senator and former First Lady, signing copies of Living History

• 6/20/03 7:00 PM at Book Revue - New York Ave. Huntington, NY.
• 6/23/03 12:30 PM at Borders Books – South Broad. Philadelphia, PA.
• 6/23/03 7:00 PM at Barnes & Noble – Honeygo Blvd. Baltimore, MD.
• 6/25/03 7:30 PM at Costco – Pentagon City. Washington DC.
• 6/28/03 10:30 AM at Women and Children First - N. Clark Street. Chicago, IL.
• 6/28/03 4:00 PM at Book Passage - Tamal Vista Blvd. Corte Madera, CA.
• 6/29/03 11:00 AM at Vroman’s Bookstore - E. Colorado Blvd. Pasadena, CA.
• 7/11/03 3:00 PM at Bookends - E. Ridgewood Ave. Ridgewood, NJ.
• 7/14/03 Noon at Wordsworth Books – Brattle St. Cambridge, MA.
• 7/25/03 5:00 PM at WalMart. Little Rock, AR.
• 7/26/03 10:30 AM at That Bookstore In Blytheville - W. main. Blytheville, AR.
• 7/26/03 4:00 PM at the Tattered Cover - 16th St. Denver, CO.
  
• 8/4/03 11:30 AM at Warwick’s - Girard Ave. La Jolla, CA.
• 8/5/03 11:30 AM at A Clean Well-Lighted Place For Books - Van Ness Ave. San Francisco, CA.
• 8/5/03 5:30 PM at Borders Books. Portland, OR.
• 8/6/03 11:00 AM at Third Place Books - Bothell Way NE. Lake Forest Park, WA.
  
• 8/11/03 11:00 AM at Barnes & Noble - Peachtree Road NE. Atlanta, GA.
• 8/11/03 5:30 PM at Left Bank Books - North Euclid. St. Louis, MO.
• 8/12/03 11:30 AM at Musicland – Mall of America. Bloomington, MN.
• 8/13/03 5:30 PM at Joseph-Beth Bookseller - Shaker Square. Cleveland, OH.
• 8/16/03 4:00 PM at Bunch of Grapes Bookstore - Main St. Martha’s Vineyard.

She can RUN, but she cannot HIDE...

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

See also the ORIGINAL "Hillary/Devil on the Tonight Show" thread - from 1999

Hillary Joke by Jay Leno (FR Inspired?)

News/Current Events Humor
Source: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Published: 11/17/99
Posted on 11/19/1999 06:33:19 PST by Doctor Raoul

Last nite, Lay Leno told the following joke:

Arnold Swartzenager's movie "End of Days", where Arnold battles Satan. Yes, Satan comes to New York in search for a bride. Actually he comes to New York because he hears that there is a woman who is willing to marry him in exchange for a New York Senate seat.

Checkout the sign hanging from Satan's neck

I have been using a script in front of the White House that went, "Bill Clinton married my sister, and in exchange he promised to make her Senator from New York.".

Thanks to ironman for the heads up.

---

1 Posted on 11/19/1999 06:33:19 PST by Doctor Raoul(Raoul@Boortz.com)

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

And, see also THIS thread from her appearance on Leno in 2000:

Hillarys outrageous claim on Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Politics/Elections Front Page News
Source: Tonight - Jay Leno
Published: August 10, 2000 Author: 1-Eagle
Posted on 08/11/2000 21:12:49 PDT by 1-Eagle

Hillary is on Jay Leno right now...

-- snip --

To: 1-Eagle

Score another one for the FReepers and Dr. Raoul!!!

Hitlery mentioned "a guy dressed in a devil's costume" who follows her around!!

And then the Bi*ch had the usual audacity to lie and says "he doesn't carry around a sign or anything...no one knows what he wants!....is he advertising deviled eggs, deviled ham?" much to the delight of her foaming-at-the- mouth dumbed-down audience of beer-worshipping college punks! Everyone one on this honorable site knows that Dr. Raoul carries his sign religiously and it says "I married Bill Clinton's Sister!" I hate this F---- lying, manipulative whore!!!

9 Posted on 08/11/2000 21:22:55 PDT by Rodham and Gomorrah

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[Brad's Gramma]

What's a TREASOM?

Well you see, it's like this. Youse and youse buddies go hunting in da woods out back. You know. And den youse and youse buddies see a REALLY big ole bear. And da bear sees youse and youse buddies you know. Well, da bear gits scared and climbs in a tree.

And dat's how you treasom.

[RonDog]

See also the OTHER Hildabeast FReep today, in La Jolla:

Hundreds Gather For Hillary Clinton Book Signing
			Posted by presidio9 On 08/04/2003 2:54 PM PDT with 22 comments Yahoo News ^ | Mon, Aug 04, 2003
After Freep Report - HILLARY! in San Diego
			Posted by Hildy On 08/04/2003 2:44 PM PDT with 69 comments August 4, 2003 | Hildy

[SkyPilot]

or they bring their daughters to meet me.

Hmmm...

[Bonaparte]

"What's a TREASOM?"

Swingers in Brooklyn.

[Congressman Billybob]

Good idea. However, it might be wise not to misspell "TREASON." Signs with misspelled words might make onlookers think we are Democrats, or worse, unionized teachers. LOL.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article, now up FR, "Sixteen Little Words."

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

What do you yell at her, and what do your signs say?

[Fred Mertz]

Well, you know, this was an excellent post Kristinn.

[RonDog]

What do you yell at her, and what do your signs say?

See also, from a previous thread:

To: cherry_bomb88

Let's tally up the results of our two-day effort freeping Her Heinous at Wal-Mart and Trover:

Wal-Mart--coverage on three of four local TV evening news broadcasts; photo and mention in the Washington Post; mention on local news radio; prominent mention in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution; a Weekly Standard article; Hillary's fans saw and heard us, as did hundreds of passersby.

Trover--prominent mention and photo in the Washington Times; prominent mention in the Baltimore Sun; worldwide coverage via the Voice of America; Talon News article; Hillary saw and heard us; her fans saw and heard us.as did hundreds of passersby.

What was our message?

Hillary's a crook, a liar, a thief, an abuser of power, a poor role model for women, has a violent temper and is downright diabolical in her political machinations.

Check the news reports. You'll find that message got out.

Costumes and schtick are an integral part of how we get our message out. Sometimes acting the fool and lighthearted gets your message across more effectively than maintaining stoic dignity. We do both--and we're quite effective. Just ask Al Gore.

112 posted on 06/14/2003 9:40 AM PDT by kristinn

[FlyVet]

I usually like Leno, but he did some major sucking up on this one. He carried on like her book is authentic and truthful; I'll bet he knows better. During his monologue, half of his jokes were anti-Bush, including an inference to the Florida vote count being fraudulent. It reeked of setup. I'll bet he had to make that deal to get her on the show. She's getting to be a better actress, but she's still a transparent phony.

But what has happened is that they can't bring themselves to buy the book so they stand out, across the street yelling at me

Liar. They're not allowed on your side of the street, and they don't want to buy a ghost-written fairy tale. What a putrid sub-human.

[Joy Angela]

Hillary looked SO haggard and tired on Leno tonight!

Congrats to ALL the Nationwide Freeps this summer
and especially to the San Diego Freepers who got to Hillary this morning!!

After Freep Report - HILLARY! in San Diego
August 4, 2003

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/958122/posts?page=8

[Yehuda]

"who've freeped Hillary like a rented mule this summer."

LOL!

[oreolady]

LOl, What you said.

[LayoutGuru2]

I'll be freeping Hitlery tomorrow in Portland Oregon.

[dsc]

"They tell me this is the first book they've ever bought"

Yep, that's the kind of ignoramus that would be a Hildebeeste fan.

Well done to those who have demonstrated.

I don't think I could bear to be that close to her.

[Maria S]

"Boy, do I resemble that remark.."

No kidding! I'm strategerizing a way to learn readin' myself.


From the article: "...books to alot of people are a luxury..."

Oh, PUH-LEEZE!!!

[2Jedismom]

But they don't, they don't actually buy the book and come through to yell at me.

Is she giving you a suggestion or is this a taunt so she can have you arrested?

She's such an unbelievable hag.

[Fresh Wind]

I love to know how many of these first time book buyers actually finished reading H*****y's tome?

[300winmag]

I usually like Leno, but he did some major sucking up on this one. He carried on like her book is authentic and truthful; I'll bet he knows better.

I think Jay now knows that Hitlery has FBI files on more than just politicians. And if she doesn't have his now, she'll get a copy tomorrow.

[RonDog]

I'll be freeping Hitlery tomorrow in Portland Oregon.

See also:

Freep Hillary, Portland Oregon
			Posted by oreolady On 08/03/2003 11:06 PM PDT with 34 comments
Details on FReep of Hillary's Booksigning in Portland (Tuesday, August 5th)
			Posted by Doctor Raoul On 08/01/2003 9:44 PM PDT with 33 comments
Who's Going To The San Diego, San Francisco, Portland and Seattle FReeps of "Hilla=Palozza 2003"?
			Posted by Doctor Raoul On 07/27/2003 9:24 PM PDT with 62 comments

[exile]

Speaking as a proud Freeper, I don't need to read the Hildebeast's book. I read Mein Kampf years ago.

[LaraCroft]

Argh! I hate it when that happens!

La'Rosanne Rosannna Canna

[Don Corleone]

What's a TREASOM?

EBONICS maybe?

[bmwcyle]

bttt

[Xthe17th]

"...books to alot of people are a luxury..."

Sure, like here in eastern WV where we just finished having a 3-day long book sale (sponsored at our mall by local newspaper of donated books, all sales to charity) where paperbacks were 25¢, hardbacks were $1 and hardbacks with dustjacket were $2. And these weren't just old junk books either. I picked-up Deriliction of Duty, Spin Cycle, At Any Cost, No One Left To Lie To, Rush Limbaugh, and two Stephen King hardbacks, among others at these give-away prices.

And if any lefty liberals still think those prices are too high, they're invited to attend any of our many local yard/garage sales or auctions this summer. Books there can be had for as little as several dollars for a boxload.

Luxury my ass. HILDABEAST IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!!

BUMP.

[Eala]

I'll be freeping Hitlery tomorrow in Portland Oregon.

And I'll be FReeping in Seattle (really Lake Forest Park) Wednesday...

[dts32041]

I don't know, that is what I was asking the author.

[dts32041]

I don't know, that is what I was asking the author.

[Marysecretary]

I picked up a Grisham book this weekend for a buck. And a couple of old baseball books from 1944 and 1947. Lots of good pictures in one of them. Made my day! I'm enjoying the book. It's called "The Street Lawyer."

[Just another Joe]

Not that committed. No, I think they're sorta lukewarm about it after all

Not that committed? Not that committed!?
The devil seems to follow her everywhere she goes. (Obviously because she's his bride on earth)
She's only been FReeped at every book signing that I can think of in the USA.
Why on earth she thinks that someone that is against her would add to her cash reserves by buying her book is beyond me.

[GretchenEE]

Y'all are just awesome.

[GretchenEE]

I usually like Leno, but he did some major sucking up on this one. He carried on like her book is authentic and truthful; I'll bet he knows better.

My guess is this was skillfully, subtly, encoded in her Terms of Appearance.

[daviddennis]

You know, she appears to be so desperate to get people to buy her book that she has actually encouraged us to purchase a copy so we can sneer at her in person. I felt she was taunting us to do it.

Otherwise we are "lukewarm".

Does anyone feel up to the challenge?

I just wish there was some way to sneak video in to get the confrontation live ... but unfortunately I think the rules for the signings don't allow photography.

Am I right?

Maybe we could rent a glasses-cam or something similar? Bribe an employee to let us put a remote controlled webcam on a bookshelf? Lots of possibilities ... but I suppose the Secret Service wouldn't wear it, darn.

Thoughts?

D

[Xthe17th]

Another one of my finds this weekend, The Client on Ebay courtesy of moi. I await your bid. ;)