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Top Democratic Candidates Speak Out on Religious Views
TomInTheBox ^ | 09 January, 2008

Posted on 01/10/2008 11:01:03 AM PST by Gamecock

Note: On Friday's edition of TBNN we will present the views of the top Republican candidates.

It is no secret who the top to contenders are for the Democratic nomination. Since the beginning of the Presidential campaign, Senators Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama have dominated the news. For both candidates, a White House win would mean a history-making first for the United States, Clinton being the first woman president, Obama being the first African-American to hold the office. Current polls show both candidates running neck-in-neck with one another, and both candidates are realizing that in order to win the nomination they are going to have to "beef up" their campains.

We here at TBNN, in order to help our readers be more informed during this election campaign time have asked both Senators to make brief statements regarding their religious views. They are as follows,





Senator Clinton: "My fellow Calvinists, it was the great Puritan theologian John Owen who said 'Be killing sin, or it will be killing you.' How true those words are. How important it is for us to root out those things in our lives which so easily beset us that we may continue to fight the good fight.

I want you to know, especially this election season, that I stand for you, the Reformed community. Though I grew up in the Methodist tradition, I am proud to have known several Calvinists growing up. I'll never forget our neighbor down the street, a kind and gentle old lady every simply called 'Aunt Lola.' She went to a Presbyterian church, and she would always bring us chicken soup if she heard that one of us were sick. Though I never talked about theology with her, you could see her Calvinism pouring off of here, and though my theology might not necessarily be "Reformed" per se, I have always believed that I am a Calvinist in spirit.

With that in mind, I want to encourage you to "choose" me. I'll admit that I want to laugh a little bit when I say that because I know that Calvinists believe that everything has already been planned and ordained. So I then encourage you to simply participate in what has already been predestined to happen, that is my election as President of the United States. Thank you for your time, and support. By Grace, Hillary Clinton

Barak Obama: "We live in an important time, at this juncture in our history. We find ourselves at the threshold looking outward to that which is greener and brighter. And so, it is imperative that we listen and function within that framework of livelihood and exuberance. Vitality is the key. Let us now grow weary, but labor on in the methods taught us. Let us fly forward to new heights of achievement and grace in our lives.

It was my grandmother who said to me, "Barak, there's no one who can say that." I remember those words. They were instilled in me at a young age, and I've tried to live by them every day. And I can tell you that with all honesty they have truly affected my life. I find comfort and peace daily. And we as Americans, as Christians, who hold dear that to which we have been holding find more than enough. Yes, more than enough that we should cherish those same ideals.

So I ask you, is not the choice clear? Seize that which is of essence and walk through the tunnel to its end. Sincerely, Barak Obama."


TOPICS: Humor; Religion & Politics
KEYWORDS: hair; joke; parody

1 posted on 01/10/2008 11:01:04 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: drstevej; OrthodoxPresbyterian; CCWoody; Wrigley; Gamecock; Jean Chauvin; jboot; AZhardliner; ...

Lighthearted Ping


2 posted on 01/10/2008 11:02:35 AM PST by Gamecock (Aaron had what every mega-church pastor craves: a huge crowd that gave freely and lively worship.)
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To: Gamecock

Thanks for the chuckle!


3 posted on 01/10/2008 11:13:55 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow ("Never get involved in a land war in Asia.")
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To: Gamecock; All

LOOKS LIKE THE GRPL HAS A NEW MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 01/10/2008 11:24:32 AM PST by alpha-8-25-02 ("SAVED BY GRACE AND GRACE ALONE")
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To: alpha-8-25-02

Chortle!


5 posted on 01/10/2008 11:35:22 AM PST by Gamecock (Aaron had what every mega-church pastor craves: a huge crowd that gave freely and lively worship.)
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To: Gamecock
Clinton and Obama will play the GOD card !!

6 posted on 01/10/2008 11:45:04 AM PST by Uri’el-2012 (you shall know that I, YHvH, your Savior, and your Redeemer, am the Elohim of Ya'aqob. Isaiah 60:16)
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To: Gamecock
She said--what she thinks we want to hear.

He said--I don't have a clue what he said!

7 posted on 01/10/2008 11:48:20 AM PST by lonestar
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To: XeniaSt
Clinton and Obama will play the GOD card !!

"Ah, but which god?"

8 posted on 01/10/2008 6:10:20 PM PST by Lee N. Field ("recrudescent liberal 'Christianity' -- threat or menace?"')
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To: Lee N. Field
XS> Clinton and Obama will play the GOD card !!

"Ah, but which god?"

Certainly not the Elohim of Jacob.

I suspect not your G-d either.

I have already heard their clips on Rush.

Obama's clip is really scary,

I think I hear the will of allah in his speech.


9 posted on 01/10/2008 6:16:46 PM PST by Uri’el-2012 (you shall know that I, YHvH, your Savior, and your Redeemer, am the Elohim of Ya'aqob. Isaiah 60:16)
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To: Gamecock
So I then encourage you to simply participate in what has already been predestined to happen, that is my election as President of the United States.

LOL! I know this is satire, but I have little doubt that she truly believes that.

10 posted on 01/10/2008 11:07:55 PM PST by Zero Sum (Liberalism: The damage ends up being a thousand times the benefit! (apologies to Rabbi Benny Lau))
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To: XeniaSt
Certainly not the Elohim of Jacob.

I suspect not your G-d either.

What are you exactly saying here?

11 posted on 01/11/2008 7:02:30 AM PST by Lee N. Field ("recrudescent dispensational chiliasm -- threat or menace?"')
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To: Lee N. Field
What are you exactly saying here?

I serve YHvH

The Elohim of Jacob.

I call on His Name Yah'shua for my salvation.

I pray you do too.

I know that the Democrats who murder
3000 innocent Americans each day
worship the Evil One.

They may use the word god in their speeches
but they truly worship the Moloch of old.

Burning their babies.

b'SHEM Yah'shua
12 posted on 01/11/2008 9:01:20 AM PST by Uri’el-2012 (you shall know that I, YHvH, your Savior, and your Redeemer, am the Elohim of Ya'aqob. Isaiah 60:16)
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To: Zero Sum; Gamecock
LOL! I know this is satire, but I have little doubt that she truly believes that

I agree. Only Hillary believes in predestination not by the will of God revealed through the words of Scripture, but by the will of the Clinton/NYT mob as revealed through the words of her mentor, Saul Alinsky.

All heil.

14 posted on 02/11/2008 10:23:26 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: Gamecock

Talk about pegging Obama perfectly! Are you one of his speechwriters??? ROFL.


15 posted on 02/11/2008 10:28:59 AM PST by Yaelle
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