Get Out And Vote And Scream

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | October 29, 2004 | Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

[Cincinatus' Wife]

So here we are, staring down a rather historic moment amidst the sputtering ideological orgy that is the American experiment and if you're paying any sort of attention at all you're doubtlessly drunk on election hype and saturated with Bush/Kerry platitudes and you wish a white-hot death upon every screeching TV pundit who is right now analyzing yet another insidious national poll that seems to reveal everything and nothing at the exact same time.

And Bush is out there right this very second stumping and sweating and blinking fast and defending his useless hideous little war and hurling snide little invectives and completely fabricated exaggerations at John Kerry, and Kerry is returning the favor by casually mentioning how Bush has ruined the goddamn nation and decimated our self-respect and run roughshod over our international relations all while raping the environment like no president in history and racking up a world-record deficit and mangling the language like a child on too much Ritalin.

It has been, in short, the longest and most painful episode of "American Idol" ever, wherein the two finalists have belted every cheesy American standard and regurgitated every lame disco-era stage move and hit every warbly high note and sacrificed every shred of dignity and integrity and true individuality they might've once possessed, all in the desperate hope that you are finally sufficiently numbed to where you are finally ready press the right 800 number on your AT&T wireless service and place your stupefied vote.

We are almost there. We are so very on the cusp.

[spodefly]

Morford BTTT.

[allmyheroeshavebeencowboys]

Where is the Barf alert?

[Cincinatus' Wife]

***.....Conservatives who think progressives are misinformed idealists will forever be blind-sided by the malice of the left-by the cynicism of those who pride themselves on principle, by the viciousness of those who champion sensitivity, by the intolerance of those who call themselves liberal, and by the ruthless disregard for the well-being of the downtrodden by those who preen themselves as social saints. ....*** Source

[dawn53]

and then pray you don't live in a state where the GOP has rigged the touch screens or shredded all the Democratic voter registrations

Did you ever notice that people that are suspicious of others committing misdeeds, are that way because they have committed the misdeeds themselves?

[newzjunkey]

Did he borrow that from O'Reilly?

[palmer]

imagine it's a short 20 years hence and it's about 2024 and we're sitting there sipping our laudanum/Vicodin Colas and injecting Nexium straight into our eyeballs and watching our 10-foot plasma-TV walls and looking back and saying my god, 2004, that was a weird one, wasn't it?

Remember that ugly time? Remember when that smirking dolt Bush Jr. was presiden...

I'll be out back doing target practice, then I'll come inside for a glass of water.

[Trteamer]

This leftist reporter has got it right, the whining from the left will turn into screaming once "W" is declared the victor.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Where is the Barf alert?

[Kornev]

"This approach, it is the more depressing and fatalistic and painful of the two and will result in much sighing and the supping of wine and the licking of lovers to deflect the pain and energize the skin and try and put it all in perspective, and is recommended only in small doses. Except for the drinking and licking part."

This queer is really, really disturbing.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Did you ever notice that people that are suspicious of others committing misdeeds, are that way because they have committed the misdeeds themselves?

I'd say the Dems have a 100% record of doing just that.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

That's a good idea.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Fireworks light up the sky as President George W. Bush (news - web sites) smiles during a campaign rally in Yardley, Pennsylvania, October 28, 2004. Bush and his Democratic rival Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites) are campaigning heavily in swing states as the November 2 presidential election nears. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

[no_cbs_please]

We CAN NOT and WILL NOT elect Headline Chasers for
the COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF job!

[palmer]

I don't want to hijack your thread, but I listened to a rerun of Soros at the National Press Club on the way in this morning. What was striking about his answers to questions was his complete lack of internal morality (like our friend Morford). Soros said the only thing stopping him from stealing money from orphans and widows was the regulators (but if there was a loophole, he would find it). He also said the (only?) reason kids shouldn't smoke pot is it affects short term memory which would hurt their learning. Amazing that the only thing these two creeps ultimately care about is making sure everybody has the opportunity to get high.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

[dawn53]

This is off topic, but anybody looking for an early AM laugh might want to read the captions submitted for a photo submitted to the Glenn Beck site.

http://www.glennbeck.com/news/10262004.shtml

Also, the latest adventures of the Waffle Head float in Ohio.

http://www.glennbeck.com/news/09172004.shtml

[Cincinatus' Wife]

It all goes to not having rules.

Not recognizing right and wrong.

It's shallow thinking and plays into the Democrat leadership's ability to attract these lowlifes.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Thanks for the LINKS!

[torchthemummy]

Boy if we don't keep this guy in check W might lose the vote in the San Francisco area.

/sarcasm

This screed is both childish and revealing: a contempt for God, glorification of drugs, recycling of the standard litany of anti-republican claims (environment, homeless, poor, foreign policy) all cemented together by hate and paranoia.

There is little talent involved when motivation and style are both hate.