A Few of FR's Finest....03-03-05....Downcast Democrats turn to Hillary as Mideast Dominoes Tumble

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Downcast Democrats turn to Hillary as Mideast Dominoes Tumble
by JohnHuang2

Can you believe what they've been saying about her lately? Boy, oh boy. They tell us she's smart. That's she's independent. Savvy. Articulate. That she's tough. Unflinching. Strong-willed. Well-read. Very experienced in government. Has great people skills. Can frame issues brilliantly. Knows her mind. Drives her enemies into paroxysms of babbling fury, while she remains poised and secure. Just look at the way she carries herself!

But enough about Condi. Just mention her name, and Hillary gets fainting spells. (On a more positive note, Hillary nabbed best actress Oscar as co-star in the fake Bill Clinton marriage.)

Take the dizzying four weeks since Condi Rice was sworn into her new job at State. Eight million Iraqis, braving bombs and bullets, turn out to vote for Bush's evil oil buddies, a massive show of defiance against Saddam's Baathist holdouts, al-Qaeda and the New York Times; in Lebanon, demonstrators take to the streets in huge numbers to protest Syrian occupation, demanding democracy modeled after the Great Satan's; Condi embarks on a hugely successful tour overseas, prompting a massive attack by Baathist holdouts at the Washington Post, calling her a 'Dominatrix', with her "pair of knee-high boots" with the "high, slender heel," her "black skirt that hit just above the knee" and "black coat that fell mid-calf"; Bush's European trip last week proved a smashing success; then, over the weekend, Egypt's Hosni Mubarak announces plans to hold open, multiparty elections for president and on Monday Syria's puppet government in Lebanon resigns, saying it wants to spend more time with its family. Never underestimate the impact of Condi's boots.

All of this on the heels of Damascus's recent announcement that it will pull all remaining troops from Lebanon and work to implement Security Council resolution 1559 which calls for withdrawal of all foreign troops from Lebanon -- obviously the result of pressure from Dominatrix.

On the other hand, Russia and Iran did sign a nuclear deal this week and a suicide car bomber blasted a throng of Iraqi police and national guard recruits on Monday, so it's not like all the news has been bad for Democrats.

Yet, even Bush's harshest critics concede there's been a sea-change since the Iraqi elections. Bush's visit to Europe was cast as 'fence- mending', but anyone with two synapses firing could see it was really a victory lap (though things got a bit testy at one point when Bush refused even a sip of Putin's Ukrainian soup). Saddam never purported his elections were democratic -- only American reporters did that -- so the sight of millions of Iraqis casting ballots freely, holding up purple fingers and dancing in the streets gave Hillary heartburn. Two years ago, during her tour of Iraq to boost morale, Hillary told a group of soldiers they were losing support back home and she wasn't convinced they could win. "We have to exert all of our efforts militarily, but the outcome is not assured," she told soldiers, patting them on the head. What a difference an election makes. Two years later, touring Iraq with John McCain, she pronounced the 'insurgency' a failure, meaning she's racked up more positions on Iraq than Kerry.

Speaking to reporters, Hillary made it clear she's rooting for America, rooting for our soldiers, and hoping for total victory in Iraq (a performance which won her a second best actress Oscar Sunday.)

Then, inserting her foot in mouth on Meet the Press, she said Iran may be influencing Iraq. But the 'problem', as the dimmest Iranian Mullah will tell you, appears to be the other way around: Iraq's fledgling democracy influencing the neighborhood. Freedom, striking at first in limited, contained outbreaks, mostly in Afghanistan, Palestine and Iraq, now threatens to spread to the whole Arab population. The epidemic is advancing so quickly, it's hard to keep up, even on an hour-to-hour basis. (At this pace, democracy could even reach the U.S. Senate, allowing votes on Bush's judges.) And to think this whole thing was cooked up by a 'dummy' who's been beating Democrats like rented Maureen Dowds for 10 years.

And the irony here. While Zarqawi and Teddy Kennedy hope car bombs in Baghdad halt the march of democracy there, a car bomb paves the way for democracy in Lebanon. The tumble of Mideast dominoes is every liberal's worse nightmare.

In fact, things are so bleak for Democrats, they're still talking about GANNONGATE. While Bush hunts down terrorists, Democrats hunt down Jeff Gannon. While Bush gives dictators dental exams, Democrats examine Gannon's sex life. Democrats say the problem isn't just that Gannon's gay, that he's also a security issue -- Democrats only want George Bush to be safe (if you believe that, I won an Oscar for . . . ) . That a "nut-job" like Gannon is such a threat to the President, Bush would be safer in the company of Howard Dean. And that Gannon is nothing but a 'mouthpiece' for Bush. Soooooo, Gannon is a threat to Bush and a stooge for Bush who should've been background checked for gayness and government should stay out of the bedroom (just in case you're confused).

And when not peeking through Gannon's bedroom window, Democrats are talking about Hillary '08. Hillary, who tried to take the White House with her to Chappaqua, thinks that America can't wait to have Clinton back in the White House. And her husband. In '04, Democrats ran a Northeastern liberal and lost, so the party could really use a Northeastern liberal. Hillary's already positioning herself as the Clinton who can keep her zipper zipped.

"I don't know if she'll run or not," Bill told reporters over the weekend (the subject never comes up!), adding that if you want someone who's "at least as good as I was," Hillary's your man. Bill can't find Hillary's presidential aspirations, but it was hard to find her billing records too, if I recall. Hillary wouldn't know where her private memos went, but she could find Osama. Didn't have a clue how she got into Whitewater, so she'd be great reforming intelligence. She made truckloads in cattle futures, doesn't know where the money went, so she'd be a natural with the budget. (Michael Jackson doesn't know how porno mags got into Neverland, so he can be Hillary's running-mate.)

"If she did run and she was able to win, she'd make a very, very good president," said Bill. He made his remarks while on a three-day visit to Japan last week. He then went to Singapore and Taiwan (after getting an 'ok' from his probation officer).

Democrats are confident that Hillary's candidacy means the next Commander-in-Chief will be a woman. And for once I agree. The woman's name is Condi Rice.

Anyway, that's...

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[luvie]

Wouldn't you just love watching Condi debate Hillary in 2008

Just conjure up some of the looks and zingers she handed to Barbara Boxer at her confirmation hearing! She would make toast out of Hil!

[deadhead]

"Just conjure up some of the looks and zingers she handed to Barbara Boxer at her confirmation hearing! She would make toast out of Hil!"

LOL, she sure would!

[deadhead]

Guess who has to attend mandatory diversity training classes this year....yes me. I am dreading this so much. Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks :-)

[luvie]

Why are you having to attend something like that? I would be dreading it, too! I can imagine what kind of diversity they want you to be sensitive about--anything but normal! But,as they say--"what is normal"! /sarcasm

[WVNan]

On target as usual John. Love the Condi pictures angel. Condi is my hero. I wish she would run for president.

[WVNan]

Whatever for Colleen? Did you make a racist remark and have to go to "re-education" camp?

[luvie]

Condi is my hero. I wish she would run for president.

Mine too! If she doesn't run, we might just have to write her in! Wouldn't she make an elegant, intelligent, whup-b*** prez?!!!

[dansangel]

Great graphic ((((((Aqua))))))

Thank you for the compliments!

[dansangel]

Where IS everybody today? Awfully quiet - TOO quiet!

It's unusually quiet.

Spooky!

[dansangel]

P.S. Wouldn't you just love watching Condi debate Hillary in 2008

It would be an absolute bloodbath (((((deadhead))))))

Hey, that's not such a bad thing, is it? :-)

[dansangel]

Mandatory diversity training? What next.......

Hang in there. Just look at it as a learning experience, make the best of being there and it will go by quickly.

Take lots of notes. That usually makes seminars that I have attended go by fast.

[dansangel]

(((((Nan))))))

Perhaps she (Condi) will run. That would make a lot of people (myself included) very happy! :-)

[deadhead]

I work at a University and it is mandatory for all employees to attend the training this year. You should have seen the survey they sent out last year. I did not send back my survey. 23% of the employees responded, the University said this was a very strong response rate. The questions were so biased. It can be very trying at times, working with the academia liberal elite. I thought I knew what a liberal was before I started working there, I have received quite an education.

[luvie]

Bless you! You have more guts than I do by taking on the liberal academia and work for them. 23% is a strong response rate!? Only in la-la land! I pray that you are able to keep your cool. I am afraid I would be looking for a new job, with my big mouth!

[deadhead]

"Take lots of notes. That usually makes seminars that I have attended go by fast."

Will take notes, thanks dansangel :-) Just hoping my blood pressure doesn't go sky high :-)

[deadhead]

"23% is a strong response rate!? Only in la-la land!"

My thoughts, exactly :-) I call the training "indoctrination classes". One of my coworkers shares many of the same views as I do, yes...all of one. Hoping he will be in the same class as me.

[WVNan]

Oh well then, I understand now. Do I ever know what it's like in the "higher" education establishments. My daughter and her spouse are both college professors. There's no talking to them. You should have heard her the last time she visited, screaming at me how they "hate, hate, hate" Bush. Impossible. Once upon a time I had a daughter who was my best friend, a loving, bright young woman. Being in that liberal environment and being married to an idiot has turned her into a dried up, boring middle aged harpy.

[WVNan]

I agree. Take lots of notes and share them with us here so we can laugh at the idiots.

[WVNan]

The Chinese Red Guard called them "re-education camps".

[deadhead]

"Once upon a time I had a daughter who was my best friend, a loving, bright young woman. Being in that liberal environment and being married to an idiot has turned her into a dried up, boring middle aged harpy."

Sad for you, Nan. You know what is strange, when I attended college over 20 years ago, as you walked on campus, there were lots of happy folks there. At the campus I work at now, they seem so sad, almost like clones. No sense of humor, a strange 'seriousness' about them. It is weird and hard to explain.

I am still in contact with my best friend from my college days, she is a lawyer in Vermont. Like your daughter and her hubby, she hates Bush. You should have seen the email exchanges we had in November...yikes! We have decided to no longer discuss politics with each other :-)