And stylish, too:
Posted on 10/04/2005 8:47:25 AM PDT by TypeZoNegative
LOS ANGELES - Although they were born on different planets, Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage's new son and Superman have something in common - both were named Kal-el.
Alice Kim Cage gave birth Monday to Kal-el Coppola Cage in New York City, said the actor's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available, the spokeswoman said.
AND, his baseball card collection...the inhumanity of that.
In Houston, a few years, back...there was a guy named "Clark Kent" Ervin who ran for congress as a republican. A really nice, harvard educated, African American...whose older brother got to name him...and so, he was named after Superman.
Sadly, the district he was running in was Gerrymandered by Ann Richards, so, Gene Green (who, by all rights, is a moron) won.
And stylish, too:
Or Trapt Inna Cage.
My nephew named his son Draven after the charater in "The Crow".
BUT he is a staunch conservative and works three jobs to support his wife and three kids.
Funny that "Coppola" is such a reputable name these days. Francis Ford Coppola got his start directing blue movies financed by the type of people found in The Godfather trilogy.
At least he is giving some comic relief. Unfortunately for the child it is permanent. Cage is a very good actor just a little lame in the real world.
Actors! His next child will be named Elvis Aaron Bruce Wayne Cage.
Thanks for correcting us. If I had seen the correct spelling, maybe I wouldn't be as shocked!
Cool you know about SR (wasn't sure if it was 1 word or 2); in what manner did he General command?
That would work too, Considering who the kid's father is.
It's actually capitalized; as in "Kal-El".
Ridiculous.
It was formed in the shape of the pattern and put together with....drum roll...Superglue!
BTW, Kal-El, er Clark Kent, er Tom Welling is a real hunk.
Anyway I can remember him years ago (pre-Fast Times, I think) acting in a film called “Valley Girl” or something like that. He was in some scene at the beach and I can clearly remember that he had one giant eyebrow and was so hairy he looked like he was wearing a bear suit or something…
So now he’s gone and reproduced… great.
I had a cousin that was a big bruiser and always ran around intentionally being rude/crude. He’d see some female in the mall or whatever and tell her “GD, those are some big t*ts you’ve got, honey” and things like that.
In those days I tried to stay about half drunk all the time so I found it mildly amusing. At any rate anytime he’d see some female pushing a baby carriage he’d make sure to tell her, “hey – I know what you’ve been up to.”
I think that’s why I can’t remember lots of semi-important stuff – it’s because my brain is packed full of stupid crap like that.
One of my all-time favorites! (But I don't think Cage has as much sense as Hi).
Nick Cage was born Nicholas Coppola. He is the son of August Coppola, a professor of comparative literature, and the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola. He changed his name to avoid blatant capitalizing on his uncle's reputation.
Kal-el...sounds like a terrorist name.
If it was a girl he was going to name it Princess Diana Cage.
I'm totally ignorant on this aspect. I follow Marvel, not DC.
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