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Caption This Photo! (We can do better than Reuters' caption)
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | November 29, 2005

Posted on 11/30/2005 10:31:13 AM PST by tgslTakoma


United States Marine Corps drill instructor yells at a recruit after wakeup attention detail in Parris Island, South Carolina, January 6, 2005.
The U.S. Army, fresh off missing its latest annual recruiting goal, has launched an unprecedented effort to coax former troops to
sign up again for active-duty military service, officials said on Tuesday. (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: caption; hoooraaaaah
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To: SF Republican
thats because we (USMC Drill Instructors)rarely use "please" and "thank you" when speaking to recruits.....we dont give them week end libo either.
41 posted on 11/30/2005 10:57:25 AM PST by TheGunny
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for the laugh!


42 posted on 11/30/2005 10:57:37 AM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: tgslTakoma

43 posted on 11/30/2005 10:57:55 AM PST by maggief
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To: tgslTakoma

..."You are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on earth! You're not even human f*%king beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!!...



Love that line from "Full Metal Jacket"!


44 posted on 11/30/2005 10:58:29 AM PST by Jackapoozee (What happen to common sense?!)
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To: tgslTakoma

The Marines are lookin' for a few good men...unfortunately, you ain't it. (apologies to Clint)


45 posted on 11/30/2005 10:58:51 AM PST by Lekker 1 ("Computers in the future may have only 1000 vacuum tubes..." - Popular Mechanics, March 1949)
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To: tgslTakoma
"I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle, HERE IS MY SPOUT!"
46 posted on 11/30/2005 10:58:54 AM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Childrens classics updated for modern islam. "If You're Happy and You Know It, Go Kaboom!")
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To: Buffettfan

I understand that Gunny is a Kansas farm boy. Anyone know where in Kansas?


47 posted on 11/30/2005 10:59:36 AM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: Old Sarge

Sgt:"YOUR GIRLFRIEND WROTE YOU A LETTER SAYING I WAS MEAN. DO I LOOK MEAN TO YOU? DO I? ANSWER ME, YOU SCUMBUBBLE, YOU ZIT ON THE ASS OF THE WORLD. SHE HURT MY FEELINGS AND I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. AM I MEAN? ANSWER ME!!!! YOU BETTER ANSWER ME OR I'LL PULL YOUR TONGUE OUT THROUGH YOUR SOCKS"

Recruit: Uhh..

Sgt: SHUT UP!!

48 posted on 11/30/2005 11:01:45 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: tgslTakoma

Who're you callin' a Carville lookalike?


49 posted on 11/30/2005 11:02:39 AM PST by Inwoodian
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To: tgslTakoma

RECRUIT! IF YOU EVER TELL THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA THAT YOU WANT TO COME HOME BEFORE THE JOB IS DONE,

I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CASTRATE YOU SO YOU DO NOT INFECT THE REST OF SOCIETY WITH YOU CHICKEN SEED."

50 posted on 11/30/2005 11:05:03 AM PST by Sensei Ern (Now, IB4Z! http://trss.blogspot.com/ "Cowards cut and run. Heroes never do!")
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To: tgslTakoma

THIS IS MY MARINE CORPS, PRIVATE! AND THOSE BOOGERS IN THERE DAMN WELL BETTER BE GREEN!!!!!!......................


51 posted on 11/30/2005 11:06:19 AM PST by Red Badger (There are no female angels..............)
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To: tgslTakoma

Where'd you got this picture of John Kerry, Private??!! Are you some kinda commie, pinko, weenie, tree-huggin', spotted owl kissin', New York Times readin', global warming mongerin', protestin', no drillin', no huntin', open boarder pushin', dope smokin' Democrat? Well......are you Pyle?!!!!!!"

52 posted on 11/30/2005 11:06:35 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: Sensei Ern

You have been to boot camp haven't you?! :)


53 posted on 11/30/2005 11:11:56 AM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
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To: AppyPappy

"Is that a YAWN?!? Are you falling alseep on me, Private?
Do you need coffee? Do you need stimulation??
Do you see any five-dollar hookers here, Private?
No?? Well, then we'll just have to improvise - DROP!!!"

54 posted on 11/30/2005 11:14:40 AM PST by Old Sarge (In a Hole in the Ground, there Lived a Fobbit...)
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To: Americanwolf
Nay, that I have not been..except through long-past Discovery CHannel specials on Parris Island...

...which, I'm very sure, isn't even 0.00001% of What It's really like there.

55 posted on 11/30/2005 11:15:39 AM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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To: Americanwolf

1984 Fort Knox. Bravo 6th Cav.


56 posted on 11/30/2005 11:16:41 AM PST by Sensei Ern (Now, IB4Z! http://trss.blogspot.com/ "Cowards cut and run. Heroes never do!")
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To: ExcursionGuy84

History channel's version is very sanitized.... (mind you I went through boot camp 12 years ago..)


57 posted on 11/30/2005 11:18:02 AM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
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To: Americanwolf

It was the best I could come up with after the un-Democrat caption. It is the best and I just lost any hope of topping it.


58 posted on 11/30/2005 11:18:25 AM PST by Sensei Ern (Now, IB4Z! http://trss.blogspot.com/ "Cowards cut and run. Heroes never do!")
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To: Sensei Ern

LOL>>> :)

1993 Great Lakes IL.. Recruit Co 133.

Yeah heard one put down from a DI you heard em all... I swear the write a book and share it between services.


59 posted on 11/30/2005 11:19:45 AM PST by Americanwolf (Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
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To: tgslTakoma

IS THAT YOU HEAD, PRIVATE, OR DID YOUR NECK JUST THROW UP?!?


60 posted on 11/30/2005 11:21:20 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (I-901: A freeway funded entirely by Washington State Smoking Nazis...)
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