Posted on 05/13/2008 4:11:35 PM PDT by vincentfreeman
The Top Five Barack Obama Jokes:
Q. Why is Barack Obama running for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party didn’t have enough voters.
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry Obama to Barack Obama?
A. He thought “Barry” sounded too American.
When Hillary Clinton starts looking good, you've either
had too much to drink or Barack Obama is on the tube.
Q. What do Obama Messiah followers drink?
A. Koolaid, of course.
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That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.
Sorry, but that’s not the one I was looking for....
It was a jewel —— a pretty large and clear shot of “Obama” from the side - walking from left to right with a micro mini, high heels, purse and turban style hat if I recall correctly.... Clothing was very light colored, accentuating his “dark” legs.....
It was hilarious - and so damned believable - the person he did the photoshop work was a real artist...
I kept flushing the toilet but the Barack wouldn’t go down!
If I could go to Kenya myself and find these 'American Missionaries' and definitively nail down the truth on this I would:
The assertions made by this missionary group are astounding. But the assertions raise questions which are even more astounding.http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/2649
The letter further states, “He is not an American as we know it. Please encourage your friends and associates not to be taken in by those that are promoting him. It is world wide jihad. - By the way, his true full name in Kenya is Barrack Hussein Muhammad Obama.”
I would also like to have this verified as well: is B. Hussein really only 4% black, 42% Arab?
Wow. Great video.
That one should have a thread of its own.
Joke:
Obama must be overjoyed. In August, he finally hit his fundraising goal - 66.6 million.
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t exhale.”
Don't forget to wipe your Biden!
Subject: McCain and Obama at same Barbershop one day..............
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Obama in his chair
reached for the aftershave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that
and think I’ve been in a whorehouse,” The second barber turned to McCain
and said, “How about you?”
McCain replied, “Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like.”
Make sure you wipe your Barack when you’re done.
A: He looks at his wife?
LOL. Though I have to say I heard that joke just a bit differently.
That’s it!
Thank you -— NOW it is saved in several places...
Again, Thank You.... I’m sure I’ll be using this in the future Obamanation posts...
I too heard it the same wayy no doubt. lol
A must have list and one that will keep getting new additions
“Hillary did start looking good!”
I know! Isn’t that scary?
“we’re asked to believe that all of Google is above reproach?”
Isn’t Algore some big mukky-muk at Google?
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