On a last ditch effort to revitalize the Official Friday Silliness Thread....
Posted on 09/05/2008 6:24:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
That is still better looking than any Democrat.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Now, that’s just plain MEAN to do that to we ‘Math Impared’ people. There’s no way I could figure that out, even if I could figure out how to begin to figure that out, LOL!
Woo-Hoo! It's Friday! ...going fish'n.
Why didn't anyone ever tell me?????
oh ... right ... you just did....
Been there. Done that. See #113.
Thanks fer rememberin’ me anyhoo.
What is THAT?
GROUCHY
Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe....
A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,
“How did I get here?”Her mother told her, “God sent you.”
“Did God send you, too?” asked the child.
“Yes, Dear,” the mother replied.
“What about Grandma and Grandpa?” the child persisted.
“He sent them also” the mother said.
“Did he send their parents, too?” asked the child.
“Yes, Dear, He did,” said the mother patiently.
“So you’re telling me that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years? No wonder everyone’s so damn grouchy around here.”
I went to school with a Petty Officer Bright. The instructors constantly called him Petty Officer Not-So.
What is THAT?
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A Monica Lewinsky wanna-be.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2072899/posts
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new Wives duties at home.
The first man had married a woman from Wisconsin and had
Told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Minnesota. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and food was on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Iowa . He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
Ole and Lena
Ole, out on the golf course, takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said “How bad is it doc? . . . I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a wirgin - in every vay”. The doctor told him, “I’ll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.” He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together . . . quite an impressive work of art.
Ole mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful untouched breasts. She said, “You’re the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez.” Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, . . . . “Look at dis, ..still in da CRATE!”
The woman who can dress a moose -
Has just upstaged the son of Zeus!
I almost had the niftiest National Geographic Moment this morning....I was looking out the back slider (check my homepage for a general idea of the terrain here in the desert) and I noticed a Pink Racer snake all of a sudden rear up excitedly like a cobra...then it struck downward.
After that, it quickly slithered about 10 feet to the side, with something in it's mouth....I opened up the door and stepped a bit closer and could see that it had a mouse's tail wiggling out of it's mouth; so I ran for the digital camera.
Just as I got back, the snake all of a sudden jumped around and the mouse went one way, and he in the opposite direction.....I'm guessing the mouse got in a little nip before the Racer could finish it off.
I'd have loved to watch a snake "digest" it's meal.
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