Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community

Exurban League ^ | April 9, 2009 | Jon

[EveningStar]

After maintaining his silence for two days, President Obama will soon make his first public statement about the pirate attack upon an U.S.-flagged vessel off the Horn of Africa. After several inquiries and a few well-placed bribes, Exurban League has received an early transcript of the President's remarks:

[2ndDivisionVet]

Yeah, but he had stones the size of pickle jars. Michelle is keeping Barry’s shriveled little raisins under lock and key lest Larry come to town.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

What in the hell is a ‘moderate’ pirate?

What in the hell is a ‘moderate’ pirate? A metersexual one.

[TN4Liberty]

First Obama on 60 Minutes. Now Hillary. They are either sniffing glue or giddy with disbelief over their power.

I think they are covering for the mortal terror they are feeling. They realize now that being a world leader is a big deal and has some consequences. And they know they aren't up to it.

I just wish they would call in some grownups to help them out.