TSA Images Thread - Pics, Bumper Stickers, T-shirts, you name it, you post it

Vanity | Nov 22, 2010 | FP

[FreedomPoster]

I came across this item and wanted to post it up, which led to the question: Where?

Well, the answer I came up with is In this thread:

[nutmeg]

There is some HILARIOUS stuff on this thread!

[FreeKeys]

[FreeKeys]

[LowOiL]

I noticed even the Japanese are laughing at us...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vm7OF-Ruxs

[dixiechick2000]

I love the stuff on this thread! It’s so much better when we can laugh. ;o)

Thank you so much for the post and ping.

However, I’m going to NYC in a couple of weeks...LaGuardia...and am not looking forward to the return flight home.

At this moment, if I had to make a choice, I would choose the enhanced pat down in full view of the public while hoping that someone is videoing it.

[FreedomPoster]

That reminds me, the same Taiwanese group that did the Tiger infidelity and other animated reports did one on this subject. It is hilarious.

TSA’s enhanced security spurs US ‘airport rage’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBL3ux1o0tM

[cgbg]

The exclamation point before the word is a subliminal hint that we are part of the one world government’s domain now.

This thread or its likeness is now officially banned within a quarter mile of any airport. :-(

Let them eat junk!

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7AWw7t5zj0

[Jack Hammer]

Tried sneaking through the scanner with nothing under my jeans but pasties and a g-string, but some guy with a high-pitched lisp, a badge, a bouffant hairdo, and transparent fingernail polish on his sixty dollar manicure decided he wanted to see what I had on underneath.

I think he was disappointed when he noticed he didn’t give me an erection, but he asked me for my phone number anyway.

[Ezekiel]

Wow, if this is real they sure aren't wasting any time. Or someone just gave them a great idea. And isn't taking a picture of threatening signs verboten as well? Travelers will put their messages on T-shirts. How long before clothing with words, icons, and cryptograms or anything interpreted as such will be banned and subject to confiscation?

We thought muslims were bad. TSA is the very definition of Terror-Sponsored Activities. Maybe the Saudis are sending out the paychecks. TSA: Thanks, Saudi Arabia.

[aruanan]

Wow, if this is real they sure aren't wasting any time. Or someone just gave them a great idea. And isn't taking a picture of threatening signs verboten as well? Travelers will put their messages on T-shirts. How long before clothing with words, icons, and cryptograms or anything interpreted as such will be banned and subject to confiscation?

Use lead tape on your naked back to spell out TSA with an arrow running down your back and pointing farther south. Since only TSA employees can see the scan and since they're prevented by law from revealing anything about the scan to other than a TSA employee, you can't be charged with making a public disturbance. The only way there could be a public disturbance is if the TSA employee fails to exercise restraint. And you certainly exercised restraint by keeping your comments undercover and complying with the scan.

[ken5050]

Official song of the TSA:

"Pants on the Ground!"

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[GOPJ]

Enjoy!

[Vaduz]

LOL I needed that thanks.

[FreedomPoster]

[null and void]

I guess this means my usual practice of showing my

ist verboten...

[GailA]

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7AWw7t5zj0

[Reeses]

A Catholic priest tried to get a job as a TSA agent, but he couldn’t find any openings.