Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
lightbulb...........man oh man if Free Republic could avertise on Rush......at the Sheriff Joe presser...I met the supporters across the street from the bldg.
took the opportunity to say I was a FREEPER......a lady next to me said “ a what “......had to get em up to speed...
sadly, we ain’t as known as we should be
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He apologized because he said he had stooped to the level of the left, and that was wrong.
He apologized because he's a good man and a gentleman.
Why would we use what Maher says or does as a benchmark? He's a despicable, vile, evil man.
[ they don’t even have toilet paper...did you see the asshat who pooped on the police car, wipe ? ]
Insurance Policies should cover Toilet Paper....
The usual suspects will excerpt what Rush said to death,not much new there....
Nothing but local ads and public service annoucements during the break here (WHAS).
OMG....sooo close to you....it’s so horrible what Tornadoes can do. They just drop out of the sky...terrifying... those poor people that died...very sad :(
OMG- Totally laughing so hard at the backhand slap to Ron Paul.
I’m not surprised. They’re only incrementally better than CNN.
Off Fluke (bad PaMom, bad!) and on to Pootie!!!
Now onto the primary...Myth, Noot, Santorum...and some old guy from Texas.
Rare form, Rush. Rare form!
He can be turned into a grease spot; It only takes a phone call.
I like to go for a 6 month body cast stint; It helps to clear the mind re: priorities. They say I’m too soft. :)
You know, SLUT FLUCK (the way its pronounced) is quite the tongue twister!
Aspirin,the birth control pill of the occupied....
The Bannon guy (Steve?) was on Hannity the other night - looked pretty rough, like he hadn’t shaved in a day or two. He said more than once that the guys AB had in place were “fighters” and would keep the fight going. He also said 7-10 days & the tapes would be out. The website conversion happened last night & articles are already being posted by way of ‘vetting’ Obummer. I saw on another website where a fellow has done a composite pic of Breitbart & they are letting folks use it for their personal use for free to further the message .... T-shirts are being made & any profit is going to the family. AB will not be silenced, even in death.
Just another reason Rush will have 30 million listeners when he's through with those who dare take him on.
He's Dirty Harry with a microphone.
The last time she got close to a man was when she got her DNA.
LOL!
That’s a terrific idea ag! You know JR would probably be able to raise even more money if he notified the forum that he was going to do that (for a limited time...depending on rates) and think of the unlimited potential for ‘new’ FReepers. Do you have any estimates on rates for something like that?
You were at the sheriff’s presser? wow! What did you think?
Contrast that with Rush calling some slut a slut...where's the outrage over Malloy's comment, folks? Where the hell is it?
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