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Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]
The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^ | Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time) | Staff Report

Posted on 12/15/2002 9:04:38 AM PST by ewing

Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: New York
KEYWORDS: brucewillis; demigimmemoore; herheinous; official; queenhillsi; thetoon; trialballoon; yippeekaiaye
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To: ewing
My bet is Demi is pushing all of Burce's buttons. She either wants Bruce back or she wants Bruce back dead. I guess it just depend on which bone she wants to pick.
41 posted on 12/15/2002 9:59:02 AM PST by Diana Rose
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To: ewing; Paul Atreides
Demi! Don't do it!!


42 posted on 12/15/2002 10:01:56 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: BradyLS
Wasn't there a country singer called the "Silver Fox"? I could call Clinton many things but Silver Fox would not be amongst them. Hubby said he was watching a late night show the other day, two FBI Agents were on and stated that Hilary should be in jail, primarily over the Vince Foster situation, other events as well; unfortunately hubby could not recall the show or the names of the agents.......,must have been on VERY late...scheesh!
43 posted on 12/15/2002 10:01:59 AM PST by Burlem
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To: ewing
Maybe her career needs a boost. She doesn't realize it; but hooking up with Billy, "The Rapist", would really send it down the toilet.
44 posted on 12/15/2002 10:04:16 AM PST by freekitty
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To: sauropod
LOL!
45 posted on 12/15/2002 10:07:18 AM PST by ewing
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To: BradyLS
Next they will tell us Bill lied about impeachment!
46 posted on 12/15/2002 10:08:09 AM PST by ewing
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To: For the Unborn
I had the same thoughts! The guy is repulsive..
47 posted on 12/15/2002 10:08:46 AM PST by ewing
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To: Diana Rose
This could do it, Bruce is strongly GOP.
48 posted on 12/15/2002 10:09:46 AM PST by ewing
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To: ewing
Ooooooh! That's gotta hurt Hillary; being dumped by Bubba. Hopefully, she will strike first.
49 posted on 12/15/2002 10:10:04 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: freekitty
Demi's career has non-existent, except as a decent executive producer the past few years.
50 posted on 12/15/2002 10:11:05 AM PST by ewing
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To: NYDave
I find it difficult to believe that they would split up.

They won't. Spousal Immunity.

51 posted on 12/15/2002 10:13:37 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: ewing
Let's assume Demi is "in love" with Slick and she tells him "Either you divorce Hillary and marry me or I'm going to blow the lid off the whold damn thing." Then she calls the Tomlinsons and tells them she's going to call a press conference. Then she's found in a Hollywood bungalow dead from an overdose. Then Bill can say, "See? I'm exactly like JFK."
52 posted on 12/15/2002 10:14:59 AM PST by Terry Mross
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To: ewing
From what I have read in the past, she is broke, hence her voiceovers on car commercials. She must really be a desperate nympho to go after that flabby, pasty, ugly, bulbous-nosed, lying, infected, piece of garbage.
53 posted on 12/15/2002 10:17:25 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: ewing
Demi dating Bill Clinton.!!!....
No wonder Bruce divorced her....
Demi doing a "Katie Couric" while reading the newspaper at breakfast would be all a man could take.
Demi must be dating Clintoon just to piss Bruce off..

** Bruce start dating Ann Coulter.!.. Course you could be too dumb for Ann...[so act smart]

54 posted on 12/15/2002 10:17:33 AM PST by hosepipe
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To: stripes1776
What's a "Baloon"?

Here's a Birr Krintong trial balloon!

55 posted on 12/15/2002 10:19:57 AM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: ewing
He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

WHAT!!! I dont believe it!!!!

56 posted on 12/15/2002 10:23:12 AM PST by woofie
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To: For the Unborn
Demi must use a blindfold when she is with the former liar-in-chief. He is about the grossest looking thing alive.

Demi learned her moves from stories Julia Roberts told her about Lyle Lovett!

57 posted on 12/15/2002 10:24:28 AM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
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To: Burlem
Charlie Rich or Charlie Daniels? Or both?
58 posted on 12/15/2002 10:31:24 AM PST by tom paine 2
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To: ewing; Howlin; Liz; Mudboy Slim
Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

Shouldn't that be 'big, blubbering' wife?

59 posted on 12/15/2002 10:36:14 AM PST by Libloather
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To: ewing
More like the black hearted fox turd.
60 posted on 12/15/2002 10:49:19 AM PST by Quix
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