Hillary Potter Flies into the Walmart, VA to Meet the DC Chapter of the FreeRepublic

Been There, Freep It, Got the Tee Shirt | 6-11-03 | bmwcyle

[bmwcyle]

Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force. Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force.

As their line grew to a few hundred, Angelwood, Alwaysfree, BillF, Letsrok, sauropod, bvw, Jimmy Valentine's brother, tgslTakoma, Taxman, Xthe17th, GOP Capitalist, and the one the only kristinn came late. We also had help from some great lurkers.

The boys played them some music and I will let them fill you in on that.

[Paul Atreides]

because he was just so "darned glad to get to see her" or some such silliness.

What a homosexual!

[Paul Atreides]

I could picture Hillary going to a school called Hogwarts.

[Ligeia]

Probably so!

[larryjohnson]

Good job by the grassy knoll FReepers!
I could visualize this so well since in 94 I lived and worked near that mall. Even jogged there fo bagels. I later commuted from Old Town to Fair Oaks and now am retired to Maine.

[Djarum]

Fox 5 gave about 10% of their story to you guys. The anchor opened with, "...for every Hillary fan, there is a Hillary hater out there."

[bmwcyle]

I said the Libertarians out there. Is there a 12 step you need to attend?

[bmwcyle]

I just caught a part of it. Watch 9 at 11:00.

[Squantos]

ROTFLMAO.......A book signing at Wal-Mart ?!?!?! Only a Clinton...........:o)

Stay Safe Gramma

[PhiKapMom]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/new-for-you/top-sellers/-/books/53/ref=pd_ts_h/103-2168043-1371021 --

Treason is listed as the #1 nonfiction book now!

[potlatch]

LOL!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

I'm trying to....honest.

HONEST!

[Leo Carpathian]

Costco is selling stupid book for $15 and there was no lineup, just couple books missing in the pile.

[GOPcapitalist]

That onelady was absolutely nuts! She kept sticking her hildebeast book on her head and wearing it around like a hat. When she walked out into traffic it was clear that she had truly lost it.

Then she started yelling something in broken english along the lines of "Go home and take Juanita with you" (in reference to the Juanita Broaddrick signs, as if she had no clue who Juanita was). Between her and all the homos, vegan goths, and other left wing banshees who crawled out of the gutter to pay homage to their queen, it was quite a freak show that they put on.

[gitmo]

[bmwcyle]

All the Koodaid drinkers were at Wal-mart. They think she is recovering so well from her pain. And Bill is too busy to feel it.

[fiftymegaton]

Yeah and to top it off she rides up in a limo.

[Ligeia]

Is there a 12 step you need to attend?

I beg your pardon. For....?

[Paul Atreides]

A book signing at Wal-Mart ?!?!?!

She wants so bad to appear to be a person of the people, so she can get back in the White House.

I saw a clip of her "interview" with Katie Couric. I have never seen anything more rehearsed in all of my life!

[mathluv]

Is Hilary only #3 on the FICTION list?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Way to go !