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  • Rodeo clown dresses as Obama at Missouri State Fair [Liberals Outraged]

    08/12/2013 5:55:47 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 43 replies
    ABC ^ | 8/11/13
    - An incident at the Missouri State Fair on Saturday night is getting national attention via social media. A clown wearing a mask of President Obama came out in the arena during the bull-riding event. An announcer then asked the crowd if it wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.” An onlooker, Perry Beam of Higginsville, posted his account of the event on social media. It was then picked up by the Daily Kos and the Kansas City Star , among others. "The crowd went wild. He asked it again and again, louder each time," Beam's account of...
  • I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk! OMG, I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk!!!

    02/09/2013 11:00:30 PM PST · by ProtectOurFreedom · 54 replies
    Twitchy ^ | 2/9/13 | Vic DiBitetto
    Guy needs to get his bread and milk!
  • MUST SEE VIDEO! Zombie children sing of horrors of Obamaless Washington. "Future Children Project"

    10/27/2012 8:11:01 AM PDT · by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears · 41 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/25/12 | The Future Children Project
    VIDEO
  • Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini

    09/23/2010 6:00:03 PM PDT · by Redcitizen · 51 replies
    Associated Press ^ | 09-23-2010 | Matt Volz
    HELENA, Mont. – A Montana woman fended off a bear trying to muscle its way into her home Thursday by pelting the animal with a large piece of zucchini from her garden. The woman suffered minor scratches and one of her dogs was wounded after tussling with the 200-pound bear.
  • Biden to Delaware for Coons

    09/16/2010 12:28:50 PM PDT · by maggief · 65 replies
    The Hill ^ | September 16, 2010 | Shane D'Aprile
    Vice President Joe Biden will head to Delaware sometime next week to campaign for the Democrat hoping to fill his former Senate seat. According to CNN, Biden will stump on behalf of New Castle County Executive Chris Coons, who faces Tea Party-backed Christine O'Donnell in November. It comes as no surprise that Biden will campaign for Coons, and Republican strategists say they expect to see him in the state more than once ahead of November. But the fact that Biden is being deployed so quickly suggests Democrats are anxious to cut off any momentum that may be building for O'Donnell,...
  • (Dem) Rawls To Protest Greene Victory-(Grab The Popcorn!)

    06/14/2010 2:13:26 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 68 replies · 1,129+ views
    Politico ^ | 6-14-09 | DAVID CATANESE
    South Carolina Democratic candidate Vic Rawl announced Monday he’ll lodge a protest against the June 8 primary vote that handed the little-known Alvin Greene the Democratic nomination for Senate. Citing a “cloud” hanging over the result, Rawl said his 18-percentage-point loss to Greene — who showed few signs of running an operational campaign — warrants further investigation in order to ensure confidence in the state’s election system. “There is a cloud over South Carolina, that affects all of our people, Democrats and Republicans, white and African-American alike. At this point, the people of our state do not have the basic...
  • The Glory of the Human Voice

    04/16/2010 3:33:57 PM PDT · by Chasaway · 5 replies · 464+ views
    If American Idol had existed during the 40's, this would have gone viral... Florence Foster Jenkins was a soprano who became famous for her complete lack of rhythm, pitch, tone, and overall singing ability. Click here to be transported to a place of ethereal beauty...
  • Inmates Sue Over Holiday Tunes - Lawsuits Claim Tradition Is Cruel, Unusual Punishment

    12/17/2009 11:09:10 AM PST · by kingattax · 44 replies · 1,551+ views
    PHOENIX -- Maricopa County jails will play Christmas music and holiday hymns throughout the season, continuing an annual tradition despite multiple lawsuits filed to prevent it, the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office has announced in a news release. The music is played all day in all jails and includes songs and melodies from all countries and faiths in many languages, KPHO-TV in Phoenix reported. In years past, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has personally chosen some of the songs and performers featured, including tunes from Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Bing Crosby and Doctor Demento. "People everywhere deserve a little...
  • The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

    11/28/2007 11:32:42 AM PST · by SomeReasonableDude · 35 replies · 137+ views
    Cracked.com ^ | 11/28/2007 | David Wong
    "God listened carefully to their complaints, weighed their points, then made the earth eat them alive. The text does not make it clear whether or not the earth made that "OM NOM NOM" sound, so scholars are forced to speculate. This really puts things in perspective for the anti-religion critics. They can complain all they want about religious "intolerance" and pushy evangelicals trying to censor TV and annoy people into conversion. But, that's a hell of an improvement over the situation during the Exodus, when God would feed nonbelievers to the mighty Sarlacc."
  • Trent Lott sent me a letter today for the National Republican Senatorial Committee

    06/15/2007 1:58:41 PM PDT · by Recovering_Democrat · 86 replies · 1,794+ views
    NRSC ^ | 06/15/07 | Recovering _Democrat
    Majority Whip (or should I say 'whipped') Trent Lott sent me a letter today on behalf of the NRSC, asking me to send in MONEY! bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha haha. HE EVEN USED TED KENNEDY'S NAME THREE TIMES IN THE LETTER, trying to convince me to support the NRSC. Hey look, I'll support CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS...but I'm not giving to an organization supporting Chuck "Bash the War" Hagel, Arlen "Let Santorum Sink" Sphincter, or the rest of the linguini-spined Republicans.
  • Semi-News: Farrakhan Says Bush Blew Levee

    09/24/2005 1:46:43 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 28 replies · 1,313+ views
    AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | Sep 23, 2005 | John Semmens
    Nation of Islam leader Minister Louis Farrakhan claims that President Bush deliberately destroyed the New Orleans levee in order to kill black people. Farrakhan told a North Carolina audience: "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a hooded President Bush lead a gang of Ku Klux Klansmen to bomb the levee." Farrakhan said the bombing was foretold in a documentary video called "The Beast of Saturday Night Live" that he rented from Blockbuster several years ago. “This documentary showed uncloaked KKK members claiming to be from France,” said Farrakhan. “But they were really extraterrestrials with cone-shaped heads that...
  • Nothing Good On TV? Laugh Yer A** Off On CSPAN2: Robert Byrd Delirium LIVE

    09/12/2002 4:26:05 PM PDT · by Recovering_Democrat · 12 replies · 211+ views
    I don't know how much longer he's going to go on. Harry Reid (Socialist-NV) just informed Byrd he'd been rambling for 3.5 hours already. Byrd acknowledged he was a blabbermouth, then casually mentioned his wife was in the hospital, "Maybe I oughta go see her," he said.Then he said to Reid, "Gunga Din, you're a better whip than I am."Bobby Byrd is lookin' and soundin' more kooky today.
  • Rash, hysteria culprits in indecency scare

    08/04/2002 2:59:31 AM PDT · by fire_eye · 14 replies · 284+ views
    McMinnville, OR "News-Register" ^ | 8/1/2002 | SARA STEPHENS and MATTHEW D. LaPLANTE
    LAFAYETTE - No one is questioning a citizens movement to broaden a statute regulating public nudity. But a thorough investigation has led to questions over the nature of the incident that caused the uproar in the first place. As a result, District Attorney Brad Berry is declining to prosecute Emeterio Nava-Azpera, who was arrested July 22 for public indecency. Undersheriff Roy Kindrick said an investigation into what Nava-Azpera was doing at Lafayette Commons Park on July 15 simply did not produce evidence warranting an indictment. But contrary to the contention of parents and citizens pressing to make it easier to...
  • Gephardt Says Democrat Party Could Pick Up 40 House Seats

    07/18/2002 11:39:09 AM PDT · by Recovering_Democrat · 48 replies · 359+ views
    Roll Call Magazine Web Site ^ | July 18, 2002 (33rd Anniversary of Ted Kennedy's Midnight Swim) | Ethan Wallison
    House Minority Leader Richard Gephardt (D-Mo.) has told senior Democrats that the party could pick up as many as 40 House seats if the continuously unfolding corporate scandals can be kept on the political radar screen until November, according to sources. The figure far surpasses any that has been suggested previously - even privately - by Gephardt or any other top Democratic campaign official, all of whom have consistently indicated that the House will be won or lost by a slim margin."He said if this thing plays out right, we could pick up 30 to 40 seats," said one Democratic...