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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • I Was 100 Percent Wrong About Donald Trump

    11/14/2016 9:15:23 AM PST · by Sean_Anthony · 37 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 11/14/16 | Michael Shannon
    And speaking of refugees, what about the more–conservative–than–thou #NeverTrump crowd? It’s been a decade or more since I’ve enjoyed watching election returns on TV. Republicans are always being told not to give up hope; the campaign is gaining momentum in the last week. I remember four years ago there were reports from the Romney campaign that prospects for victory were looking up. Instead of three little old ladies waiting in line for Mitt outside a Florida Golden Corral, there were now four.
  • Everything Once “Racist” Is Cool Again

    11/14/2016 6:01:58 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-14-2016 | MOTUS
    “I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration.” ― Hillary Rodham Clinton, 2003 Finally, some good news for Hillary! Dissent, along with 9 other things, is going to be really, really cool again in America come January 20th: At one time, dissent was considered “the highest form of patriotism.” That time was when George W. Bush was president. Dissent was so patriotic that Sen. John...
  • The Millennial Plan of Action to Take Trump Down

    11/13/2016 5:53:51 PM PST · by InHisService · 38 replies
    Kirchhoff's Law ^ | 11-13-2016 | Mary Kirchhoff
    Oh, the unfairness of it all! My candidate, Hillary Lying-piece-of-crap Clinton, was not voted into the highest office of presidency! What shall I do? Well, first, We’ll help contribute to a social media firestorm. We’ll organize a bunch of like-minded buttheads and it will be epic! Bonus: The teachers where I go to college are only too glad to help! They cancel classes, give us hot chocolate and tissues, and remind us there is therapy dogs every other Wednesday to help our bruised ego’s cope with the outcome we did not expect! We will then riot in the streets, break...
  • Hillary can't always get what she wants ~ Humor

    11/13/2016 2:35:19 PM PST · by GraceG · 10 replies
    You Tube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRzzDPcNe4 An Early Christmas Present for all the Freepers!
  • WHEN BARRY MET DONALD, AND THE GUY WITH THE THING

    11/13/2016 11:14:49 AM PST · by Sean_Anthony
    Canada Free Press ^ | 11/13/16 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg
    "You know, how Tony Soprano sez,... The Thing..." —SATIRE—In the service of ridiculing Democrats everywhere The phone rings; Donald picks up, looks at the I.D. photo on the screen, and says, “Barack, yo? How you doing?” “Uhhhh, Donald, hi, yes, it’s me, hi, hi—uhhhh, just checking in. How are you? Uhhh, how you doon, brah?” “Everything is cool as as a jool, here, brah. How you doon?”
  • Have a Cupcake and Suck It Up

    11/13/2016 6:06:02 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-13-2016 | MOTUS
    Demonstrators with signs reading "Not my president!" clogged streets, set fires, and smashed windows across the country again yesterday, with Portlandia as the epicenter.Now we find out that this organic grass-fed protest movement is as organic, grass-fed, and grass-rooted as Occupy Wall Street, Ferguson, Baltimore et al. How do we know? First tell: they always have funding from some Commie organization -and the “protests” always devolve into destruction. They’re always the same; can you tell the difference?Left to right: OWS - Oakland, Ferguson, BaltimoreAll of the current “protests” are funded by various groups affiliated with “Anonymous” - theoretically an Anarchist...
  • Pollster eats bug on live TV after being wrong about election

    11/12/2016 7:45:08 AM PST · by ameribbean expat · 22 replies
    Polling expert Sam Wang kept his promise to eat a bug if Donald Trump was elected president. The founder of the Princeton Election Consortium ate crickets — with honey — live on CNN on Saturday morning. Wang called the election for Hillary Clinton on Oct. 18, tweeting that “If Trump wins more than 240 electoral votes, I will eat a bug.”
  • “In case you didn’t know, it was completely by chance.”

    11/12/2016 5:15:03 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 31 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-12-2016 | MOTUS
    Once again we find foreigners doing the work of American journalists.About Margo Gerster’s chance encounter with Hillary in the woods? A Westchester mom got the best therapy possible for her deep depression over Hillary Clinton’s stunning defeat — when she ran right into her hero while out for a hike in the woods.Clinton looked happy as a clam in a comfy pair of leggings and boots — sans makeup — as she walked her toy poodle mix, Tally, with her hubby, Bill, near their Chappaqua home. – NYPost It was staged. Of course. (And trust me, Hilz is NOT sans...
  • VIDEO: Anti-Trump rioters brawl — with each other!

    11/11/2016 5:20:04 AM PST · by bryan999 · 30 replies
    Some people just want to see the world burn. As anti-Trump rioters wreaked havoc in the streets of Portland, Oregon on Thursday, they ended up turning on each other and brawling in the road way. Video shows one rioter hammering an electrical box with a baseball bat. One human being — who appeared to be a woman (unconfirmed) — stood by the box, apparently shouting for the man to stop. As he successfully beat the lock off the door, he flung it open, nearly hitting her in the face. A woman carrying a banner jumped in front of the box,...
  • “Dance me through the panic till I'm gathered safely in”

    11/11/2016 5:04:00 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-11-2016 | MOTUS
    Happy Veterans Day to all who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. And happy Veterans Day to all of us too who have benefited from the incredible sacrifices our veterans have made over the centuries in order to make the world safe for democracy. Even these idiots, exercising their right of self expression last night as they, protest the duly-elected President of the United States of America.University safe-space, must have run out of Play-DohAs I’ve pointed out before, irony is completely lost on the brainwashed members of the collective. Fortunately for us - and the snowflakes above – current...
  • This is how we roll in San Dimas

    11/10/2016 9:29:36 PM PST · by kingu · 4 replies
    Reddit ^ | 11/10/2016
  • Will Hillary be Reupholstered in time for 2020?

    11/10/2016 12:58:49 PM PST · by Jeff Chandler · 71 replies
    Loud Racket ^ | 11/10/2016
  • 2016: Drain the Swamp, The Rise of the Deplorables

    11/10/2016 10:46:50 AM PST · by wayne_shrugged · 10 replies
    Justin Washington, The Blogger ^ | 11/09/2016 | Justin Washington
    Last night, Tuesday, November 8, 2016, the Blue Wall crumbled as the Rust Belt states turned the designated Coronation of Kim Jong Hillary into a triumphant win for the Cheeto-faced Billionaire Donald Trump. Mainstream Media pundits’ faces fell and some actually melted in agony as they tried to make sense of the Trump Train as it steamrolled over them. If the DNC-propagandists in the media had bothered to open their eyes and attend a Trump rally over the past several months, it should have been clear what was unfolding: flyer-over Americans of all stripes, the Official Deplorables, as Hillary had...
  • Tantrums over Trump (Tot's) ~ vanity

    11/10/2016 9:15:46 AM PST · by Arcy · 20 replies
    Following a fair-and-square presidential election night victory by Donald Trump, and the exhortation by Hillary Clinton to her supporters to "get behind our new democratically elected president, Donald Trump.", whiny, angry, distraught, basement-dwelling college-age liberals have turned instead to the streets to vent their anger over losing the election, destroying things and showing the shallow limits of their vocabulary by relying mostly on expletives to express their hurt-feelings. Their childish behavior warrants a term to describe these angry liberals: Tot's (Tantrum's over Trump).
  • A good read. Kinda funny.

    If you, or a liberal friend, need a good chuckle or to lighten up - try this. I hope this posts correctly, it's been a while since I've initiated a post.
  • We’ve Found Our Voice

    11/10/2016 4:29:39 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-10-2016 | MOTUS
    I spent yesterday in a bit of a fog, partly due to serious sleep deprivation and partly due to the lingering incredulity that we had, against all odds, taken our country back. Now that I’ve had a decent night’s sleep I can process things more clearly. And the first thing I’ve processed is the behavior of the losers protesting the election results in the streets. Like every other demonstration over the past 8 years I doubt that this one was anymore organic than the other ginned Soros rallies. Given the average age of the demonstrators it was predictable: snowflakes who...
  • SAD PUPPIES! (My vanity and yes I be a donor!)

    11/09/2016 2:39:17 PM PST · by dynachrome · 35 replies
    me | 11-9-16 | The young and studly Dynachrome
    Many Sad Puppies at work today. I grinned broadly and thought of Conan the Barbarian. "Conan! What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
  • After today, Hillary Clinton will have some "good experience" (Vanity)

    11/09/2016 8:24:49 AM PST · by Arcy · 19 replies
    giving concession speeches!
  • I’m With Him

    11/09/2016 6:13:59 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-9-2016 | MOTUS
    Donald J. Trump, now that you’ve won the American Presidency, what are you going to do?I’m going to buy Disney World! And your parent company too!Trump’s victory is testament to the wisdom of Winston Churchill: “Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.” And make no mistake, the enemies that Trump had to vanquish were many and and mighty: the Democratic establishment, the GOP establishment, the financial establishment, the...
  • HillaryMeltdown (documenting melt down on the left)

    11/09/2016 5:03:42 AM PST · by RummyChick · 82 replies
    reddit ^ | 11/8 | reddit