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  • Denny's Customer Arrested After Alleged Pancake-Addled Rampage

    11/16/2015 1:44:26 PM PST · by Cowman · 45 replies
    Kitchenette ^ | 11/13/15 9:22pm | C.A. Pinkham
    It is physically impossible for me to love a story with that headline any more than I already do. Via The Smoking Gun, Natasha West was a customer at an Oak Lawn, Illinois Denny’s just looking for some pancakes. Specifically, all of the pancakes, as she had ordered the $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special. When West was informed, however, that a singular order of the special only applied to her and that her entire party could not partake of her limitless flapjack bounty, police say she reacted poorly. West is alleged to have begun cursing and throwing punches at her server...
  • Today's Toons 11/16/15

    11/16/2015 1:23:42 AM PST · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/16/15 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Exclusive: We Test The Armatix iP1, The Not-So-Smart Gun

    11/15/2015 4:31:56 PM PST · by smokingfrog · 27 replies
    NRA ^ | 11-12-15 | Guns and Gear
    In May 2014, NRA staffers secretly tested the Armatix iP1, the so-called "smart gun" that at the time was causing a furor among both media and gun owners nationwide. What we found was disappointing at best, and alarming at worst. NRA sent a team of firearm experts to an undisclosed range (at the request of our hosts) to do real-world tests of the iP1. To our knowledge, NRA is the only organization that has actually conducted real-world tests of the iP1 under range conditions. Guns & Gear Editor and team member Frank Winn penned a review of the iP1 for...
  • Rousey Endorsement of Sanders (humor)

    11/15/2015 3:50:10 PM PST · by Red in Blue PA · 25 replies
  • It's the 45th anniversary of the infamous exploding whale!

    It's the 45th anniversary of the infamous exploding whale. Here's the 1970 video with KATU's Paul Linnman:
  • PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CLAIMING TO OWN THE MOON FOR OVER 250 YEARS

    11/13/2015 8:25:32 AM PST · by JimSEA · 19 replies
    Atlas Obscura ^ | 11/12/2015 | Jess Zimmerman
    Got 20 bucks? You could own a piece of the Moon–or, at any rate, you could own a piece of paper telling you that you own a piece of the Moon. If that's too close to home, you can opt to buy property on Mars, Venus, Mercury, Io, or Pluto. The Lunar Embassy, owned and run by entrepreneur Dennis Hope, is able to sell shares in these important resources because Hope has declared himself to be the owner of several parts of outer space. So far, no one has formally challenged him. It's a surprisingly popular business plan. Although the...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/13/2015 4:56:19 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    Modern Educayshun Ready for Christmas? Make It So Right? HAPPY NOW?
  • Today's Toons 11/13/15

    11/13/2015 3:27:06 AM PST · by pookie18 · 5 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/13/15 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Plan to use crocodiles as death row guards moves forward (Indonesia)

    11/12/2015 9:43:31 PM PST · by dennisw · 15 replies
    nypost.com ^ | November 12, 2015 | 2:39pm | By Neil Nagraj
    Here’s one way to take a bite out of crime. In a move seemingly inspired by the Bond flick “Live and Let Die,” crocodiles may soon be used to guard death row inmates in Indonesia. News of plans for the island prison were reported by The Guardian, citing local media reports. The nation’s anti-drugs agency head, Budi Waseso, says there’s one key advantage to using the reptiles to guard drug dealers marked for death: The cold-blooded killers can’t be bribed. Waseso has also vowed to scour Indonesia for his crocodile guards himself. “We will place as many crocodiles as we...
  • The College Football Czar: Week 11

    11/12/2015 7:49:38 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 13 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 12, 2015 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 11 Week ten in review: The number of unbeaten teams has dwindled to six, as TCU, LSU, Michigan State, Memphis and Toledo were all defeated. There can be no more than four left by the start of the bowl season, because Baylor and Oklahoma State must play each other, and Ohio State and Iowa are on course to meet in the Big Ten title game. The CFP isn’t placing such a high value on that 0 in the L-column, though, and that's a good thing. As great a season as 9-0 Iowa is having, it's...
  • Blazing Saddles Movie

    11/12/2015 6:20:34 PM PST · by nevergore · 188 replies
    self ^ | 11/10/2015 | nevergore
    Could this movie be made today? Mel Brooks doesn't think so..... Could the kids at our universities watch it without turning into quivering masses of protoplasam?
  • How to Avoid Israeli Brutality

    11/12/2015 5:02:50 PM PST · by BBell · 6 replies
    livelink.com ^ | 11/10/15
    Simple Guide to not getting shot
  • Palestinian terrorist tries to stab Israelis, picked the wrong group

    11/12/2015 4:13:37 PM PST · by BBell · 10 replies
    livelink.com ^ | 11/10/15
    Near Damascus Gate in Jerusalem,he later died of his wounds.
  • How To Go To Space (made simple) -- 3min YouTube video

    11/12/2015 1:53:00 PM PST · by LibWhacker · 6 replies
    YouTube ^ | 11/10/15
    Click Here
  • A, Not-Soo, modest idea. (vanity)

    11/12/2015 10:23:22 AM PST · by Zeneta · 17 replies
    Me | 11/12/2015 | Zeneta
    My idea is to leverage the limitless talent on FreeRepublic to produce a weekly audio/video clip of current events that can be picked up and played by conservative news outlets. It would be "quasi open-source", FR only. The theme. The theme and presentation would mirror what was done at NFL Films but with a political/social/conservative message instead of football. Those familiar with NFL Films and the work of Ed Sabol with the voice of John Facenda, combined with the background music should know what I'm talking about. I firmly believe the talent here on FR can reproduce that style and...
  • U.S. Urges Bodycams for Local Police, but Nixes Them on Federal Teams

    11/12/2015 9:25:54 AM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 11 replies
    WSJ ^ | 12 Nov 2015 | DEVLIN BARRETT
    But privately, the department is telling some of its agents they cannot work with officers using such cameras as part of joint task forces, according to people familiar with the discussions. “We are well past the date where it’s acceptable for major law-enforcement entities to not have a policy,” Mr. Marlow said. A Justice Department spokesman said the agency “is looking into this issue and has been consulting with the law enforcement components” within the department. Nearly a year ago, in response to the Ferguson crisis, President Barack Obama announced a multiyear, $75 million effort to fund body cameras for...
  • Today's Toons 11/12/15

    11/12/2015 3:34:32 AM PST · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/12/15 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • The top ten things to say to a Liberal when Donald Trump is elected President.

    11/11/2015 9:05:30 PM PST · by vannrox · 30 replies
    Archives | 2015-11-12 | Unknown
    1. Your papers, please. 2. Are you going to Bible study tonight? You know, its mandatory now. 3. I hear Canada is beautiful in the winter. 4. I think I saw your name on the 'red list'. 5. Don't feel so bad, you still have Hollywood. 6. There was a guy in an unmarked Suburban asking about you. 7. Now that you're a minority, you can get affirmative action. 8. I picked up a copy of Fahrenheit 911 for 50 cents at Wal-Mart. 9. Did you hear they have Fox News in Canada now? 10. Your draft notice should be...
  • This Weeks Early Blizzard.Global Warming?,Maybe Al Gore Would Like To Explain?

    11/11/2015 7:42:07 PM PST · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 21 replies
    For those of you who live in the states getting nailed by this blend of snow/rain/cold/tornadoes, maybe you can explain this unusual event being its only the first/going on second week of November. How did "Al Gores Global Warming" create this first "Blizzard From Hell" that is wreaking havoc in the west/rust belt. Lets hear some of your scientific explanations.
  • OFFENSIVE PARODY VIDEO: The First Amendment - Liberal Edition

    11/11/2015 5:24:38 PM PST · by StevenCrowder · 6 replies
    LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 11/11/2015 | Steven Crowder
    PARODY On June 7th, 1789, the night before James Madison proposed The Bill of Rights to the House of Representatives, he sat down to pen the first draft of the first amendment. The following is what many scholars believe to be the original and unedited version of that amendment.... VIDEO AT LINK