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  • Enough

    01/17/2016 2:50:57 PM PST · by jstaff · 105 replies
    Enough, already, with the Trump this, Cruz that. CAM NEWTON FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
  • NY Values

    01/17/2016 7:41:38 AM PST · by rawcatslyentist · 14 replies
    Joe | 1-16-2015 | Joe
    NY ValuesHillary couldn't get elected in her home state, but she did in NY.
  • Chi-Raq - Update from Box Office Mojo (flopping?)

    01/16/2016 7:01:01 PM PST · by Ken H · 12 replies
    Box Office Mojo ^ | 01/16/2016 | n/a
    Domestic Total as of Jan. 14, 2016: $2,626,497 Top Movies in the Past 365 Days - #169
  • Cruz Rips Trump For 'Springing Out of Bed to Tweet'

    01/16/2016 1:23:43 PM PST · by deport · 74 replies
    NBC News ^ | 1-16-16 | Vaughn Hillyard
    FORT MILL, South Carolina - Ted Cruz drew the clearest distinctions in the campaign yet between Donald Trump and himself Saturday morning, questioning the frontrunner's past stance on abortion and gay marriage. "I would note that Donald's record does not match what he says as a candidate," Cruz said before a campaign stop in Fort Mill, South Carolina.
  • TAX TIME JUST AROUND THE CORNER

    01/16/2016 10:38:56 AM PST · by Robe · 5 replies
    EMAIL | 1/16/16 | Unknown
    TAX TIME JUST AROUND THE CORNER This story is said to be true: IRS actually commented on this one. Something to ponder ......
  • Sad But True

    01/16/2016 10:38:35 AM PST · by 2111USMC · 6 replies
    Taurus Armed ^ | Unknown
    A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese and here on...
  • VIDEO: Cartoon Parody of the Trump/Cruz Fight at GOPDebate

    01/16/2016 9:04:31 AM PST · by StevenCrowder · 9 replies
    This week's #GOPDebate was a barn-burner. Filled with a crap ton of excitement, drama, infighting, and, frankly, plenty of Donald Trump. Fox Business, they take his calls. So here's a parody. Anyway, these original cartoons always take a loooottt of work, but hopefully you enjoy. Any support always appreciated! VIDEO AT LINK
  • Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist (HD)

    01/16/2016 5:52:22 AM PST · by Fai Mao · 8 replies
    Some anti-PC humor Achmed the Dead Terrorist
  • Warning, cuteness alert! Reagan the Labradoodle sends internet into overdrive

    01/15/2016 3:45:02 PM PST · by nuconvert · 13 replies
    Warning, cuteness alert! Reagan the Labradoodle sends internet into overdrive as he's dressed up in matching outfits with his owner's grandson A fluffy dog who dresses up in identical outfits to his owner's grandson is taking the internet by storm with these adorable images. Reagan, a two-year-old Australian Labradoodle, lives with Sandi Swiridoff and has taken a shine to her foster grandchild.
  • Obama Bans Wealthy From Hoarding Gold

    01/15/2016 8:14:23 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 65 replies
    SkinnyReporter ^ | by Justin Thyme
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Barack Obama today banned private ownership of more than a quarter ounce of gold, saying the move was necessary to revive the economy. "Wealthy Americans are bailing out on the economy by taking their money out of circulation and hoarding gold," Obama said as he signed an executive order reminiscent of Depression-era President Franklin D. Roosevelt's ban on the possession of gold. "The wealthy are violating their trust and abusing their position by investing in gold," Obama said. "My order will put an immediate end to this practice, which threatens to hijack the good efforts of...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    01/15/2016 4:48:30 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    So...I don't need to buy a Powerball ticket, because I already seem to have my fortune waiting for me.... Dearly Beloved Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ Amen! With a heart heavy laden I write this email to you. I am Mrs. Tumelo Tebogo, (Widow) from South Africa. I was brought up from a motherless babies home, was married to Mr. Masego Tebogo (A Rich Business Man). Before his sudden death in a fatal motor accident we were married for twenty years without a child. Besides, we were both true Christians before died and...
  • Today's Toons 1/15/16

    01/15/2016 3:29:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 1 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/15/16 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Op-Ed: We Like Celebrities And They Should Stop Dying

    01/14/2016 2:27:11 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 61 replies
    Glancing at today’s headlines, you would be forgiven for feeling a sense of numbed and weary resignation. British actor Alan Rickman, beloved for his roles in movies like Die Hard and the Harry Potter series, is dead of cancer at the age of 69—mere days after we already suffered another tragic death in David Bowie, also of cancer, also at the age of 69. In fact, these days it seems like you can’t read the morning news without hearing of a celebrity dying. It’s a disturbing trend, and it’s one that shows little sign of reversing. That’s why we at...
  • Today's Toons 1/14/16

    01/14/2016 3:27:08 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/14/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Today's Toons 1/13/16

    01/13/2016 3:20:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/13/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Can't sleep

    01/13/2016 2:25:06 AM PST · by Drango · 37 replies
    Can't sleep. Wondering what would happen if pajama boy met Monica Lewinsky?
  • Political Science Theater 2016 - State of the Union address

    01/12/2016 12:10:09 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 8 replies
    Ever feel frustrated while watching the State of the Union? We do too. Watch the State of the Union address live with Glenn, Pat & Stu for a hilarious evening of mockery. It's time for a new kind of coverage. #TheBlazeSOTU
  • DNC Convention Schedule (Humor)

    01/12/2016 11:30:53 AM PST · by SgtHooper · 4 replies
    Self | today | sgthooper
    Following is a schedule for the Democratic National Convention: Saturday, 27 August 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment. 2:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants. 4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony (Sponsored by CNN) 4:30 PM "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Dead Broke" by Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson 5:30 PM Invitation-only $10,000 donation...
  • Man sought by police sends "selfie," complains about mugshot

    01/12/2016 11:27:07 AM PST · by BenLurkin · 7 replies
    cbs ^ | 01/12/2016
    After police began circulating his mugshot, they say Pugh himself sent them a different photo, with a caption that reads, "Here is a better photo that one is terrible." The department released the Pugh's self-selected photo on its Facebook page. Though police and potential tipsters may now have a more flattering photo of Pugh, he remains at large. "We thank him for being helpful, but now we would appreciate it if he would come speak to us at the LPD about his charges," the Lima Police Department wrote on its Facebook page.
  • VIRAL VIDEO=> Michelle Dobyne on Casa Linda Apartments Fire – “It’s Poppin!”

    01/12/2016 9:19:50 AM PST · by Rusty0604 · 11 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 01/11/2015 | Jim Hoft
    A Tulsa woman has become an internet star after a hilarious interview with reporters after her apartment complex caught on fire.