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Elizabeth Warren refused entry at Boston restaurant

Posted on 10/16/2018 9:16:36 AM PDT by GaltMeister

She didn't have a reservation


TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: elizabethwarren; fauxahontas; freepun; humor; massachusetts; parody; satire; slingingbull; vanity
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To: budj
White is the absence of color.

Colorless liberal.

41 posted on 10/16/2018 9:44:41 AM PDT by HotHunt
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To: bantam

One thing Liberals hate—Being made a laughing stock. This is the end of the Warren Presidency bid! She is toast.


42 posted on 10/16/2018 9:59:17 AM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll Onward! Ride to the sound of the guns!)
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To: GaltMeister

She immediately called her pals in the me sioux movement!


43 posted on 10/16/2018 10:04:50 AM PDT by cotton1706
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To: cotton1706

LOL. #MeSioux


44 posted on 10/16/2018 10:12:13 AM PDT by Rocky (I have principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx)
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To: LostInBayport

The manager said `your wampum is no good here’.


45 posted on 10/16/2018 10:15:51 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: GaltMeister

I bet she really sends those smoke signals up at the next tribal war party.


46 posted on 10/16/2018 10:16:27 AM PDT by Boomer (Better Dead Than Dem)
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To: GaltMeister; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; BillyBoy

If Elizabeth Warren became a hip-hop star, she’d be...
... Arapahoe....


47 posted on 10/16/2018 10:16:40 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: GaltMeister

LOL! See what he there...see...see.


48 posted on 10/16/2018 10:20:43 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: GaltMeister
Old Injun lady not see-um Trump Train iron horse. Fake Injun run down by real engine!
49 posted on 10/16/2018 10:21:02 AM PDT by Awgie (Truth is always stranger than fiction.)
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To: GaltMeister

She did not have enough Wampum!


50 posted on 10/16/2018 10:23:39 AM PDT by Lockbox
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To: GaltMeister

Enjoy ‘em here.

No late-night “comic” will find anything funny about Gray Beaver’s historic and humiliating defeat.


51 posted on 10/16/2018 10:31:57 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: z3n

She went to the restroom - out of tp.


52 posted on 10/16/2018 10:35:19 AM PDT by Palio di Siena
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To: GaltMeister

10,000 comics out of work and you are trying to be funny?


53 posted on 10/16/2018 10:39:57 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: Phlap
10,000 comics out of work and you are trying to be funny?

It's funnier than any SNL skit in the last two years.

54 posted on 10/16/2018 10:41:32 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Joe 6-pack
The Fugowi are the lost tribe of Africa. They wander through the jungle saying Where the Fugowi?
55 posted on 10/16/2018 10:47:47 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: bramps

LOL


56 posted on 10/16/2018 10:58:51 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: GaltMeister

She didn’t offer them any wampum to look the other way?


57 posted on 10/16/2018 11:05:33 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: GaltMeister

LOL musta been Durgin Park. Notorious for their surly help and Indian pudding.


58 posted on 10/16/2018 11:11:34 AM PDT by Daffynition (Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
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To: GaltMeister

Her Cherokee privilege has been revoked.


59 posted on 10/16/2018 11:20:24 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: GaltMeister

chatting outside the restaurant, Warren told a blogger she planned to climb the highest mountain east of the Mississippi River, with a young Indian boy.

“Brave.” responded the blogger.

To which Warren exclaimed: “You BET it’s brave!”


60 posted on 10/16/2018 11:48:56 AM PDT by NDpapajoe ("Our Country isn't what it once was" -- --Hopey Changerton 8-2008 speaking to a 7-yr-old little girl)
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