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Morford: America Loves Kinky Sex
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 1, 2004 | Mark Morford

Posted on 12/01/2004 6:07:56 AM PST by presidio9

Here's my suggestion: let them have it. Just do it. Let the sexually bitter and morally frantic conservative groups now dictating governmental policy and FCC agendas and paranoid media attitudes have their time, their brief cultural burp, their little speed bump on the great and beckoning highway that will still lead us all, inexorably, irreversibly, though often agonizingly, toward grinning open-thighed progress.

Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

It's true. All this and more, is gonna happen. This is my belief. Superlative homemade pornography and fetish dungeons and happy dildo supermarkets and the utter brilliance of the Suicide Girls and regular people having juicy consensual reasonably kinky respectful sex like it's no big deal, and it's all a matter of time, isn't it, before it will all erupt back to the surface of the culture and spread like hot karmic butter across the land. Maybe? You think?

And when that time comes, we shall look back on Janet Jackson's Nipplegate and the Monday Night Football backlash and the shrill outcry from various conservative and religious groups against the superlative movie "Kinsey" in the same way people look back on old bunions or leg warmers and laugh and point and shake their heads and sigh.

Because right now, we seem to be stuck. Mired. Hateful and narrow and sexually small and the country is right this minute being led, morally speaking,

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To: pharmamom

I just like wild weather. Although I wouldn't personally want to be near a tornado. I really like thunderstorms, and to go to the ocean during big storms and watch the waves.

From a bit of a distance.


161 posted on 12/04/2004 6:32:39 PM PST by little jeremiah (What would happen if everyone decided their own "right and wrong"?)
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To: little jeremiah

Don't move to Oklahoma, Missouri, Texas or Illinois, then. Indiana gets its share, but not like Tornado Alley. Max has watched the movie "Twister" until the tape is worn out. He fast forwards to all the tornado parts. He's very particular--it's only tornadoes, no hurricanes.


162 posted on 12/04/2004 6:40:33 PM PST by pharmamom (All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
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To: pharmamom

Hmm - every place has its dangers.

:-)

We get mold here, with the ever present possibility of earthquakes. I say "No thanks" to earthquakes!


163 posted on 12/04/2004 6:48:08 PM PST by little jeremiah (What would happen if everyone decided their own "right and wrong"?)
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To: little jeremiah
I thought we could get Max interested in earthquakes, since they are pretty destructive, but nope. He is fascinated with the spiral...so he also likes black holes.

You do have volcanoes, however--(another Max fetish)...albeit sleeping for now.

164 posted on 12/04/2004 6:56:14 PM PST by pharmamom (All I want for Christmas is a new Beeber.)
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To: pharmamom

Right - I forgot volcanoes! I like the Hawaii kind, you can get up close without being destroyed.

Double smile.


165 posted on 12/04/2004 7:01:56 PM PST by little jeremiah (What would happen if everyone decided their own "right and wrong"?)
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To: cyncooper
Sooooooo, is sex supposed to be spiritually illuminating and "revelatory" or "no big deal".

Nothing more than nihilism Nietzche described a hundred years ago finally come to pass.

166 posted on 12/04/2004 7:09:58 PM PST by garbanzo (Free people will set the course of history)
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To: Hammerhead
this man (these people) are truely sexually insane. how utterly pathetic that one's whole world, whole existance for being, is centered around the homosexual sex act.

It's sad because he's attempting to find in orgasm what most people find in religion, philosophy or art.

167 posted on 12/04/2004 7:50:52 PM PST by garbanzo (Free people will set the course of history)
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