Posted on 02/02/2019 9:47:34 AM PST by John Semmens
The latest report from the International Shark Attack File indicates that shark attacks on humans in 2018 declined by more than 20 percent from 2017 figures. Director of the Florida Museum of Natural Historys shark research program Gavin Naylor called the decrease unusual. It may be because there are fewer sharks or maybe humans are being more cautious.
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) cited the decrease as frightening evidence of the devastating impact of unchecked climate change. Warming waters are making sharks more lethargic and less capable of fulfilling their role as apex predators atop the food chain. Unless we eliminate fossil-based fuels this baleful trend will likely continue to disrupt the environmental balance.
Delegate Kathy Tran (D-Springfield), author of a bill that would legalize post-birth abortions in the State of Virginia, apologized for overlooking the human threat to sharks in her companion bill to protect canker worms and gypsy moths from human efforts to exterminate them. Just because these creatures destroy forests doesnt give us the right to practice genocide against them, Tran asserted. Sharks do even less damage. Some would even argue that their consumption of humans is beneficial to the environment.
Tran promised to rework her bill to be more inclusive in the protections offered to species whose only offense is disrespecting human preferences. For example, we have been waging decades of unlimited antibiotic warfare against bacteria in a callous disregard of their right to life. Well, now they will have a champion in me.
In related news, Gov. Ralph Northam (D-Va) explained his support for Trans post-birth abortion bill, saying that given the extreme stress put on the environment by human habitation it is imperative that we seize every opportunity to cull the human herd. Allowing mothers to terminate their own children strikes me as an appropriately humane way of both accomplishing this vital objective and securing the female vote for the Democratic Partys candidates. Northams perspective may have been inspired by Planned Parenthood Virginia PACs contribution of $2 million to aid his election in 2017.
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One word: SHARKNADO!
LESS SHARK ATTACKS!! Trumps Fault, scientists agree.
Does that a hole AOC not have a commie comment on anything?
There’s a single/descriptive word for people who support and fail to RIDICULE the clueless/leftist DUNCE called AOC: STUPID.
Yours, TM78247
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