Posted on 12/10/2005 7:44:29 AM PST by M203M4
Monday night, a record number of noise complaints were received by Residential Security Officers in Roger Revelle College. Officers responding to the calls found the sexual activity of a deaf couple to be the source of the noises, which were described as "cacophonous" by witnesses.
The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, "I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot." According to Zipelli, "It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’"
Upon further investigation, officers on the scene were able to locate the disturbance in the bedroom of Revelle sophomore Katherine Chavez. "All her suite-mates were awake," said Zipelli. “They all were crowded around her door, afraid to go in.”
Jamie Valencia was one of those at the scene. "We banged on the door for 15 minutes straight!" said Valencia. "The sounds wouldn’t stop—they kept getting louder until the floor was shaking. I had a midterm in the morning and needed to sleep, so I called the police."
"We thought she had broken a leg or something," added Julie Klein. "The moans and thumping sounded like she kept hitting the wall, but her boyfriend was there too. I thought he might be beating her, but I was afraid to intervene."
Upon entering the room, the officials found John Miller and girlfriend Katherine Chavez, transfer students from the Sacramento Academy for the Deaf, interlocked in a "deafening tangle of sheets and frantically signing hands." After yelling a short while, RSO’s had to physically stop the couple from their activity.
Miller and Chavez transferred to UCSD in the fall in order to "more fully experience college life together," signed Miller. "The apartments seemed like the perfect environment to adjust to life with others."
What Miller and Chavez had not accounted for when moving to public school was their sound level when having intercourse. "We had attended an institute for the deaf," signed Chavez. "We didn’t have any idea that we were louder than anyone else. I just get so excited sometimes."
"This can’t go on every night," Zipelli told the couple. "I like eavesdropping on hot loud sex as much as any other RSO, but if these noise complaints keep coming in, I’m going to have to cite you."
Miller and Chavez were reportedly "deeply apologetic" about the incident. Miller offered, "I guess we could close the window next time."
I'm going to be visiting that school for a conference in 2007. Can't wait! It's supposed to be very good.
HAHAHA! Bingo, baby!
Think I'll print out this story and send it with all my Christmas cards this year.
"I'm going to be visiting that school for a conference in 2007. Can't wait! It's supposed to be very good".
I have one who is deaf who just had her first kiss! The only un - normal thing about it was that she shared it with me - and a couple weeks before the boy who did end up kissing her told me that he had tried to, but she socked him! I will remember that when we go - there is a parents of deaf children conference. It was at our school in Pittsburgh this year and we're all excited for the FL trip!
Come on down, just figure out how to stretch the trip to see all there is to see!. Don't rely on the tourist guides, they only want your money. There is beaucop cool stuff around here! Problem is, you can see most of it for free, and the tourist guide folks will never tell you about it!
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Plus the time after the cops arrived. I applaud the guy's... uhhh.... staying power. Mooo!
ROFL! Now that's funny, AAC.
I try try my best to amuse.
I passed my comprehensive exams today!
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Too funny, gotta read!
And the memories of yesteryear just keep coming back!!!
One time--in my twenties-- we wanted to try it with massage oil all over our bodies...lit the candles and all. Problem was, no massage oil, so we used Wesson vegetable oil. ha. Those dark blue sheets were never the same! But hey, who cared about sheets back then!
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(From "Kung-Pow")
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