(Vanity) Political Limerick 2-11-2006

grey_whiskers ^ | 2-11-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

At the funeral of Coretta King

The Democrats said EVERYTHING

bad about George Bush

But when shove comes to push

No-one listens because they're left wing!

[grey_whiskers]

Cheers!

[cowboyway]

There once was a woman named King

Whose funeral was a political fling

From Lowery to Carter

They slung cheap shops for their martyr

Another shameful display by the left wing

[Condor51]

King Limericks? Okay....

There once was a widow named Coretta.
When hubby died her life got much 'betta'.
She'd primp and she preen for the TV screen,
Because she was anointed the Queen.
But what she really wanted was the 'green'.

[My autograph? Sure.. that'll be $5,000.00 thank you.]

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There was once a woman named Coretta
Whose husband philandered with ho's named Loretta.
The FBI watched him, tapped his phones, photographed him.
But she gave not a damn, as she was in on his scam
There was money to be made off Uncle Sam.

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There once was a man named Martin
His money was all ill begotten.
From communists, crooks, and liberal schnooks
But he gave not a hoot, it was good for the books
Plus, he looked good in $2,000.00 suits.

Sorry, No King worship here. I DETEST both of them.
She was a money grubbing phony and he was a pig. and their kids are scum. I lived on the SW side of Chicago when he started his shit. None violent may ass. Today he'd be called a domestic terrorist. The riots HE caused make the Arabs look like a boy scout jamboree.