Posted on 04/11/2018 7:34:22 AM PDT by savedbygrace
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.
“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.
As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.”
Why not just wear glasses?
It would make him look even more vulnerable and sympathetic.
Lately, Babylon Bee has been all over Zuck like brown on rice.
That picture looks like something Ivanka would put on Instagram.
Is that Mila Kunis? Was Zuckerberg even alive in the 70s? I think not.
Does he wear a hairpiece? That’s what I was asking myself yesterday
Yeah, it’s a gif from That 70’s Show.
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