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Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car [KS]
CBS Chicago ^ | May 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm | Staff

Posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger

(CBS) — A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.

“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. “.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

The suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a stun gun to subdue him, the Newton Kansan reported.

Powell said the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.

Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, the Associated Press reported.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: car; garbage; kansas; sex
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1 posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

I wouldn’t blame him if it was a 1968 Mustang fastback


2 posted on 05/03/2018 1:20:40 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Red Badger

I clicked on this thread for the comments......

Be back later.........


3 posted on 05/03/2018 1:20:59 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Red Badger

the car certainly appreciated it.


4 posted on 05/03/2018 1:21:15 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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To: Red Badger
the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.

Intoxicated with what... does that usually imply alcohol?

Sounds somethink like flacca.

5 posted on 05/03/2018 1:22:14 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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To: Red Badger

Cops know how to have a good time too.


6 posted on 05/03/2018 1:22:17 PM PDT by Jolla
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To: Red Badger
Video at link......................

😲

Not even if you paid me, pard.

7 posted on 05/03/2018 1:22:20 PM PDT by mewzilla (Has the FBI been spying on members of Congress?)
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To: Red Badger

Why not just start the car?


8 posted on 05/03/2018 1:22:22 PM PDT by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: Red Badger

Utterly Incomprehensible.
Unless we’re talking about Flowmaster.
Or maybe Borla.


9 posted on 05/03/2018 1:22:42 PM PDT by golux
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To: Red Badger

Maybe he heard that the car had just blown a gasket, and he wanted a turn.


10 posted on 05/03/2018 1:23:06 PM PDT by Repealthe17thAmendment
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To: Red Badger

Pervert. I’d say anything goes, but the car is under age 18. So that’s a felony.


11 posted on 05/03/2018 1:23:11 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: PGR88

most people would say that it was too late for a 68 fastback; that car was already [fill in the blank]


12 posted on 05/03/2018 1:23:19 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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To: Lazamataz
"Some car! How was she?!"

"Hot!"

Question: what would Laz do?

13 posted on 05/03/2018 1:23:59 PM PDT by IncPen ("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowitz)
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To: Red Badger

Apparently he likes to insert his manhood into tailpipes.


14 posted on 05/03/2018 1:24:08 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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To: PGR88

Had it been a Prius, I would buy him a case of beer.


15 posted on 05/03/2018 1:24:39 PM PDT by donozark (Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.)
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To: Red Badger

This is going to be a fun thread.


16 posted on 05/03/2018 1:25:00 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Red Badger
"He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

Is that illegal?

17 posted on 05/03/2018 1:25:01 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: PGR88

Who gets the “pick of the litter”?


18 posted on 05/03/2018 1:25:08 PM PDT by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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To: Red Badger

Maybe he was tired of having a “Cherry-Bomb” muffler and wanted to make just a “Bomb”.


19 posted on 05/03/2018 1:25:11 PM PDT by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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20 posted on 05/03/2018 1:25:18 PM PDT by ethom
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