Posted on 03/19/2019 8:05:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.
Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.
Golf is a game that you pay ridiculous prices to hit a ball as little as possible.
At least somebody found some amusement at a golf course, all I ever got was frustration.
I asked to go home and never went again.
If AOC’s IQ was a golf score, she’d be a pro...................
I’ve found a lot of these hard golf eggs, but never saw a live golf.
Love, Jethro
Since every golf shot makes someone happy, the people you played with found all kinds of amusement.
Jesus and Moses were playing golf together...
The 7th hole was a par 3 across a pond...Jesus pulled out his 8 iron and Moses said “Don’t you think you should hit your 7?”
Jesus said “I saw Arnold Palmer hit his 8 pin high here last week. If he can do it, so can I.”
Jesus promptly hit his ball into the water...As he walked across the water to get his ball, the group behind came up to the tee...
One guy looked and said “Look at that!!! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ???”
Moses said “Nah...He knows he’s Jesus...He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer...”
I worked as a greens keeper for two years at the cheapest country club in Oregon. When the crew needed cheering up, we just watched the golfers.
If hole 9 is “behind” hole 10, then why are the last 9 holes the “back 9”?
Ive found a lot of these hard golf eggs, but never saw a live golf.
Love, Jethro
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That must have come from this episode:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxnvsu
This is just a guess. Maybe it’s because the back nine is on the back of the scorecard.
Golf,,,
Go Figure.
Good Joke !
Cow Pasture Pool however is not a real ....?
I knew a guy who paid a neighbor to walk his dog (because he claimed to be disabled) - he played golf every weekend!!!!!!!!
It’s an obsession!
Or as many as possible
Jesus and St. Peter teed up. With His initial drive Our Savior hit a hole in one.
St. Peter let loose a wicked drive that also resulted in a hole in one.
Jesus then said, “Uh, Pete, what do you say we cut out the miracles and get down to playing real golf?”
Groan....
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