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Experts Warn Skiers and Hikers: It’s Yeti Mating Season
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Posted on 01/18/2020 1:08:08 AM PST by nickcarraway

Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch and the like can be especially dangerous during their peak mating season. Unlike most wild animals who mate in the spring, these giant footed creatures prefer to mate during the winter when the nights are longer. This makes wooded areas dangerous for skiers, hikers and snowmobile riders. One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation, below.

Who remembers the Bigfoot and Wildboy TV show from the 1970's? They had many adventures, but as you might imagine, the mating habits of Bigfoot were never disclosed on netowrk TV.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; sasquatch; yeti
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To: nickcarraway
Steve Austin took out Bigfoot once, he’ll do it again.

Just hope Bigfoot doesn’t team-up with any fembots.

21 posted on 01/18/2020 5:34:02 AM PST by NativeSon ( What Would Virginia Do? #WWVD)
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To: nickcarraway
(Wow!, I just watched that clip. It may be worse than Sigmund the Sea Monster.)
22 posted on 01/18/2020 5:38:08 AM PST by NativeSon ( What Would Virginia Do? #WWVD)
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To: heavy metal

C’mon, man, that’s raciss. Yeti are white!

Mike is a sasquatch. Important distinction. It’s important that we not offend.


23 posted on 01/18/2020 5:40:05 AM PST by chris37 (Where's Hunter?)
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To: nickcarraway

Did people fall for this? Like a snipe hunt?


24 posted on 01/18/2020 5:40:24 AM PST by MayflowerMadam ("Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength" - Corrie ten Boom)
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To: chris37

i’m the equal opportunity type...
i pick on everyone that leaves the window of opportunity open...


25 posted on 01/18/2020 5:52:43 AM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: nickcarraway

26 posted on 01/18/2020 6:00:42 AM PST by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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To: nickcarraway
Folks, this is a joke (obviously).

From the article this article references:

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01/government-urges-people-stay-woods-yeti-mating-season/

27 posted on 01/18/2020 6:11:23 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: nickcarraway

Does that apply to the Florida Skunk-Ape?

And what about Unicorn mating season? :P


28 posted on 01/18/2020 6:14:38 AM PST by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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As one Sasquatch said to me once: “around mating season they call me Big Foot Long!”

Is that the one Clarence Thomas supposedly had on videotape?

29 posted on 01/18/2020 6:18:58 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (No upteenth Patriot Super Bowl? Thank you Tennessee Titans.)
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To: heavy metal

Outstanding!

I was just joking with my post, I didn’t really mean it was racist or anything.


30 posted on 01/18/2020 6:23:01 AM PST by chris37 (Where's Hunter?)
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To: nickcarraway

“One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation”

Film it and post it on pornhub?


31 posted on 01/18/2020 7:06:58 AM PST by lowbridge
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To: nickcarraway
so they spawn in september? hell of a time to have a kid going into winter...

i doubt nature is that dumb.

32 posted on 01/18/2020 7:46:45 AM PST by Chode (Send bachelors and come heavily armed.)
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To: Chode

Mate in September, give birth in the spring or early summer. Makes sense to have the kids a bit bigger by the next winter.


33 posted on 01/18/2020 8:12:43 AM PST by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: JimRed

100%


34 posted on 01/18/2020 8:31:32 AM PST by Chode (Send bachelors and come heavily armed.)
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To: nickcarraway

Great. Now the woods will be full of gays looking for horny Bigfoots.


35 posted on 01/18/2020 9:23:36 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (It's no coincidence that the Democrat/media complex always sides with America's enemies.)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

You know what they say..big feet..big...


36 posted on 01/18/2020 9:27:42 AM PST by Leep (Everyday is Trump Day!)
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To: MayflowerMadam

I don’t think they do. It’s all in fun.


37 posted on 01/18/2020 11:43:56 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

“It’s all in fun.”

Yeah; I know. :)


38 posted on 01/18/2020 11:55:09 AM PST by MayflowerMadam ("Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength" - Corrie ten Boom)
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To: chris37

i admit i’m a racist...
i’m a big fan of joe gibbs racing in nascar...


39 posted on 01/18/2020 11:55:52 AM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: Kriggerel

And don’t forget about the southern “Wood Booger”!

I always thought a ‘booger’ was the mucus made in nasal passages, but I have learned I was wrong.


40 posted on 01/18/2020 12:53:50 PM PST by PrairieLady2
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