Posted on 03/01/2022 7:54:31 PM PST by millenial4freedom
After watching tonight's SOTU, I'm optimistic about America with Biden leading our country. Here is my reasoning:
1) Our roads and infrastructure is outdated. Our highways are racist and sexist and need to be fixed. Plus, I don't like potholes. My beloved Biden wants to re-build them.
2) Vladimir Putin seems mean and evil. He invaded Ukraine. My beloved Biden said that Putin needs to be held accountable. I know this will frighten Putin.
3) Inflation is ravaging our country. My beloved Biden wants to lower the costs of everything. He said childcare is too expensive. I agree. He said insulin is too expensive. I agree. Why do pharmaceutical companies need to make so much money anyway? Just cut the CEO's pay and reduce the price of drugs.
4) My black brothers and sisters are prevented from voting. The mean Republicans don't want them to vote because they vote Democrat. That's why we should pass the Freedom to Vote Act. My beloved Biden wants to pass this.
5) We will need a new Supreme Court Justice. Thankfully, my beloved Biden did not nominate a privileged white male to secede Justice Breyer. He chose a black womyn. I hope this nominee discriminates against privileged white men since they make the most money.
6) Transgender Americans deserve rights as well. Even though I was born a male, there are days I feel like a female and feel like I have lady parts. Luckily, my beloved Biden is convinced I should have the freedom to enter the ladies room in the above scenario. It sounds like my beloved Biden values freedom more so than the Republicans.
Thank you, my Beloved Biden. God Bless America and may pain be inflicted on the hetero white male.
Don't worry, this is SATIRE!
Well this settled upon just about everybody like a lead blanket.
Got any more?
Wow. Till I got to the last sentence I thought there must be a sale on ectasy.
Yeah, it’s a good idea to put ‘satire’ in the title.
I thought you stole this love letter from Nancy Pelosi
LOL! I enjoyed your post. Seems like some people on FR are in need of a humor injection. Like, bad. Well done.
Such fun to read. Thanks.
(Now go take your pills)
Nah, OP and I just got done smoking a few bowls. I see his point!
Heh
Yeah I got it BTW
Pretty bored today were you? Lol
Get back on your meds.
Biden is going to be our WW3 Prez just as FDR was for WW2, and Wilson for WW1.
The problem with satire is that it’s almost impossible to keep up with the absurdities coming out of the left. Even the BB is having a difficult time keeping up.
Don’t quit your day job.
I think the freerepublic.com po-po should put you in freeper-jail
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