Posted on 07/15/2018 11:15:24 AM PDT by Libloather
More Protective MAGA Helmets Now Available For Trump Supporters Brave Enough To Go Out In Public
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“Want to go to the store in your MAGA hat, but afraid of being assaulted, having water thrown on you, or getting smacked with a baseball bat?” Trump says in a promo video on the website. “The MAGA helmet is for you. I’ve gotta say, I’ve seen lots of tactical helmets in my day. This one’s the best. Tremendous stuff.”
The helmets are said to be “almost guaranteed” to protect any Trump supporter from mobs at the local Whole Foods market, Starbucks, or other place generally considered to be unsafe for conservatives. As a disclaimer on the website reads, “While no helmet can protect you from injuries 100%, wearing our MAGA helmet will greatly increase your chances of surviving a violent encounter.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I’ll remember what you said.
It’s truly sad how the unions have done a 180 in the past 45+ years.
Now the AFL-CIO president is a full bore communist.
Are you surprised? Unionism and communism are both forms of collectivism.
You do that. It looks like you just joined this forum. Are you sure you didn't mean to join the Democrap United (DU) forum? It seems to be more your leftist style. Are you Antifa?
A lot of LE agencies use pepper balls as well as the large fire extinguisher sized pepper spray canisters (similar to bear spray) for crowd control.
A good one to use would be the “skunk water”.
I’m surprised this is satire.
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