Posted on 02/23/2023 8:52:03 AM PST by george76
Sightly more accurate to say “His phone texted his wife ‘found a perfect place for a nap’ before blasting his chest and falling from bench with electrical cord tied around his neck.”
Shotgun appears just as miraculously as ballot boxes when the Dem is just a few votes behind.
Makes sense.
“Investigators” found Vince Foster’s car keys in his pocket a couple days after searching his pockets.
If I recall correctly.
I’ve been at free republic for so long that I can recall our discussions of vince foster and his arkanside. at lot of people in bill clinton’s orbit died under odd circumstances when they were on the outs with the clintons.
The gun walked 30 ft away after shooting him in the stomach.
Not plausible. Shoot yourself in the chest with a shotgun, necessarily are zero range, then throw it 30 feet?
Sound like a bought-and-paid-for cover story.
“Snitches get stiches” applies here? People who “set” things discreetly up for others can not share the truth if they are pushing up daisies....
Sounds like a job for Mythbusters!
Had one heck of a kick......................
>>Shotgun appears just as miraculously as ballot boxes when the Dem is just a few votes behind.
Yeah, 30 feet away from the body. So, we’re to believe the guy shot himself in the chest and the shotgun flew 30 feet back? I don’t think you’d get THAT much recoil even from a 4-guage KS-23.
Did the deceased have long arms?
So yesterday there was no gun. Today they decided that they did find a gun. 30ft away? Yeah right. Hell of a kick on that gun
Shot himself in the chest with a shotgun? Guy must have had Go Go Gadget arms
30 feet huh? did it have wings or legs?
Wonder if this ridiculous scenario is being given as a subtle reminder that he was murdered without saying so.
Reporter: "But where's the gun?"
Arkancide Sheriff: ? Hold on....
*sound of crime lockers being opened and closed - toss, thud*
..."Oh, here it is, in the bushes. Must have missed it earlier."
Reporter: "And his fingerprints are on it?
Arkancide Sheriff: "Fingerpr...? Hold on....
*sound of coroner's locker being opened, unzip, smudge smudge, zip*
..."Yeah, we just found them. Suicide. Yup."
The whole story is BS...It seems as though whoever did the deed wanted it known...Shotgun 30 feet away days after no gun was found...
OHHHH, so they FOUND a shotgun nearby!…
Did they find a couple of .45 slugs in the back of his head?..
This never happened because CNN/ABC/NBC never told me about it.
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