Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
We'll soon find out I posted that question over there for Gruntled.
I agree with you. They're not a conservative website. I think it's mostly just a clique of people who got together to pretend they're more open minded that everybody else when, as we have seen, they are not. The moderating is pretty much like the DUmp. BAN, LOCK, DELETE. They want everyone to go away so they can go back to pretending. Less work for them.
Well, the mods at FR here sure have me spoiled. Never seen them disrupt a thread like the CU mods did.
Gruntled says:
"Oh, and I am told by a reliable source that the nice folks over at FreeRepublic.com have verified the first two checks are legit and that they cleared."
WTF????
Well, they sure have proved they play nicer with DUmmies that they do with conservatives. I think DUmmies are easier to make fun of than we are, so they don't want us around. You're right McCain, Vonivich and Graham are their heros.
Their lose.
Gruntled is claiming self stupidity about the redaction of the numbers in one spot and not the other.
Didn't the date on the new checks, receipts, whatever, say May 19th? I thought Undie said they were found on the 10th or 11th.
It is not, however, impossilbe that I am confused. :)
Absolutely agree this place is a class act. I had a go round over "there" for a few months even and it was profitable in that I met a handful of wonderfully witty folks who I now call good friends(who no longer frequent there either btw because of the same issues). I found a handful of mods to be so cliquish and petty as to make the place unbearable to go to regularly. Unbelievable hypocrits to boot-you had to be there;-)
Glad to be home myself! Nothing compares to here.
Reliable source or just been reading the threads past few weeks.
Yep, Scamdy claimed on May 11th that the Bloodsuckers at JH had been paid in full. As we can see, that wasn't true because one of these checks is dated May 19th. Another lie on Scamdy's part.
And I become the fall guy for the Mods mistake!
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Good ...then the loss of this playground won't deprive any of you of your ability to pursue this. Tx...I want to thank you personally. It was your shitty attitude that has freed me from a babysitting job that was more onerous and waaay less entertaining than the Dome could ever be.
Yes Tex..it was you who broke this camel's back. Thank you!
Free at last! Free at last! Thank Txradio guy, I'm free at last!!!
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Someone who's been watching both sites...please tell me where I was uncivil on that thread please?
".....presuming he was ever there....."
There is nothing to indicate he was ever there, and there is nothing to indicate these checks and receipts are on the up-and-up.....
.....and all that is a side-issue anyway.
Relevant, yes.
But not the important issue, which is still as far away from being resolved as it was on April 28.
Bah, humbug.
Just got back from out of town and saw the thread you posted. Absolutely disgusting! I'm sorry you're having to deal with stuff like this. I have never been a parent, but I can imagine that it is a difficult job, even in the best of circumstances. Keep your chin up.
There just using you as the fall guy because they have become the DUmmies best friends. They chose a side and it was the dark side. It's easier to blame you than look at themselves. I'm sorry about that for you because it appears you've been there before the Scamdy thing started.
Somebody needs to tell them that High School is sooooo over.
hmmmmmmmm oh gee I wonder, were the first set false?? Are this set false?? or are BOTH sets false??
Before I left, someone had posted Undie's room number and address at the hospital. Who was the source of that info?
Did JH confirm it?
Sorry if this is ground that was already covered.
That's why the monster thread got deleted.
Someone posted that; I don't remember who.
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