Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
They will show no post by Scott or myself. Wow, I really am non-relevant. It's almost as if I was never there. Hrumph
Some consider it Philip K. Dick's best novel.
It's about an undercover cop who suffers a psychotic break and can no longer distinguish between his cop identity and the undercover hippie persona.
I briefly wondered what would happen if you went so far undercover in DUmmie land you actually became one of them! Or a part of you became one of them. And the novel popped into my mind.
This isn't the first time this novel has popped into my mind during AndyScam. There's something about some ailment of the pancreas Dick believed he suffered as a result of the drugs he, the actual author, took (I believe he was a speed freak).
Anyway, it isn't my favorite novel and so I cannot recommend it and you seem fairly well grounded so I cannot even recommend it as a warning, it just keeps coming to my mind during this whole AndyScam.
Another novel that has come to mind, but with much less frequency is Now Wait for Last Year. There is the character of the President of Earth who keeps dying whenever a diplomatic crisis arises and is replaced by a twin from an alternate universes where he wasn't elected.
Thanks. This big box of See's candy helps a bit too!
We don't want somethin' complicated, Undie
We just want somethin' simple, like the truth...
ELECTIVE...like a "schlongectomy", perhaps?
I don't venture over to CU very often (a good thing, I guess). What the heck are they constantly "cleaning up" over there? Doesn't seem like they clean up the language...
Tag team?
Well, the deal is, I never go into DUmmieland on this computer here at home; a wholly different computer at the office 12 miles away. I have to drive there; I have to make a physical and time-consuming effort to actually go into DUmmieland.
There have been some weeks I have gone into DUmmieland for 12-20 hours, other weeks, 0-2 hours. I prefer to go into DUmmieland when the sun is shining and all is light outdoors--the one-man office has big windows--so as to remind me where I really actually truly am.
I think those things help me remain sane when there.
The only times I have ever wanted to be anyone but myself were those occasional times when I wished I had been born Henry R. Luce.....simply so that I could have the pleasure of having as my wife the delightful Clare Booth Luce.
Oh, great. "Cupcakes" has me salivating over thoughts of chocolate cupcakes, and now you have introduced candy. I really do need some self-control here! :D
Think rice cakes!
My question is: Are we suppose to be under the impression that the 2 checks for $18,000 that were posted earlier on this thread - a carbon copy or an exact copy of one another?
I'm beginning to think if you post without the language that's what gets deleted.
LOL - Thanks, I think I'll do that. Those actually sound pretty good. Am checking into going on Jenny Craig, at the moment. I saw my stepsister at my niece's wedding this past weekend, and she had lost 22 lbs. on Jenny Craig since I had last seen her. She looked great! On that note...making a placeholder here. Good night...
Goodnight everybody. The dog is insisting that I go to bed right now so he can smash up against me and take all the room in the bed. If I don't do what he's demanding he'll drive me crazy in other ways.
See you all in the am.
I don't know. They have succeeded in totally confusing me. I am relying on the sharp skills of others tonight.
Why two totally different checks? If you would like me to point out the differences I will gladly do it, unless someone else has done it.
Or it doesn't even matter at this point..LOL
I remember they were talking about whether they were copies of originals. I know there was a question about it. I just can't seem to recall what the answer was. I don't think anything matches up with anything though. I know they created more questions than answers.
Thanks for answering.
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