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Kenyan Branch of Obama’s Family Ordered Silent
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 Dec 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/29/2008 8:57:46 AM PST by John Semmens

President-Elect Barack Obama’s relatives in Kenya have been silenced by government order.

“Though we are quite proud of the ascendance of our ‘native son’ to the presidency of the United States, we are, at the request of President Obama, requiring that the members of his family residing in Kenya desist from any further comments regarding the personal matter of his birth,” said government spokesman Fabul Attesto. “There are, we understand, technical issues that militate against an open attribution of the origins of this great man.”

Attesto promised that “a more robust telling of the Obama legend will be forthcoming at the appropriate time.”

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: africa; birth; birthcertificate; kenya; obama; obamafamily; satire
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1 posted on 12/29/2008 8:57:46 AM PST by John Semmens
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Attesto promised that “a more robust telling of the Obama legend will be forthcoming at the appropriate time.”

Like his Kenyan birthplace.

2 posted on 12/29/2008 8:58:32 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
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IBTG


3 posted on 12/29/2008 8:58:54 AM PST by xjcsa (And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
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To: freedumb2003

“Legend” indeed.


4 posted on 12/29/2008 8:59:20 AM PST by sarasota
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To: John Semmens

Mornin’ John...In rare form, I see...:-)


5 posted on 12/29/2008 8:59:20 AM PST by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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To: John Semmens

Just shaking my head, taken in again by Semmens. Good one, John.


6 posted on 12/29/2008 9:01:56 AM PST by Lokibob (When handed lemons...Refuse to sign for them. Life's lemons can't be delivered without a signature.)
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To: John Semmens

“we are, at the request of President Obama, requiring that the members of his family residing in Kenya desist from any further comments regarding the personal matter of his birth,”

Request of Obama huh?


7 posted on 12/29/2008 9:02:11 AM PST by OL Hickory (Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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soon be opened a theme park obamaland at his birthplace


8 posted on 12/29/2008 9:03:03 AM PST by al baby (Hi mom Mr. Obama, are you aware that Sarah Palin took on her own partyÂ’s establishment in Alaska a)
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To: Sacajaweau

“Great man”, what has he done except win a popularity contest? Can he run a Pancake Breakfast? When my KOC or Kiwanis runs something we don’t just show up and say “present”. We actually have to serve breakfast. Obama said he voted “present” because something better might come along. Try saying that to people waiting in line for a breakfast they paid for.


9 posted on 12/29/2008 9:05:38 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: John Semmens

Obama is a lying Kenyan, and the thugs don’t want him exposed for the fraud he is.


10 posted on 12/29/2008 9:07:03 AM PST by pallis
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To: sarasota

Myth might be better.


11 posted on 12/29/2008 9:07:29 AM PST by kalee
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To: OL Hickory

The sotto vocce in me is thinking of the phase “Obama’s Kenyan family put on ice. What’s Kenyan for “Omerta”?


12 posted on 12/29/2008 9:09:00 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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Aww, man, does this put a damper on the planned sacrifices on the White House lawn?


13 posted on 12/29/2008 9:32:33 AM PST by Tarpon (America's first principles, freedom, liberty, market economy and self-reliance will never fail.)
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So, Barak Obama is a man who is interested in silencing people. If there was no issue at all about the place of his birth, the very fact that this man asks foreign governments to silence priviate citizens is enough to tell us that he is no friend. No friend of liberty; no friend of truth.


14 posted on 12/29/2008 9:34:58 AM PST by John Leland 1789
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His power over the first amendment freedoms has already taken effect. there is a phrase I have used for years and years, regarding the 3 boxes necessary for defending freedom, that so precisely fits the Obama birth certificate situation...I dare not write or utter it for fear of agents on my doorstep.

The constitution is not dying, it is dead...All that remains is the gradully imposed consequntial tyranny.

15 posted on 12/29/2008 9:41:36 AM PST by SENTINEL (Bxxxxx Box, Jxxx Box, Cxxxxxxxx Box, (Censored due to loss of 1st Amendment))
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To: John Leland 1789

No friend of liberty; no friend of truth.

And, no friend to his relatives. Hitler rises.


16 posted on 12/29/2008 10:51:46 AM PST by Bitsy
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To: John Leland 1789

Was there ever any doubt? His silencing if dissenters will slowly grow until it seems the norm to the zombies.


17 posted on 12/29/2008 10:53:57 AM PST by Kara1000
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To: John Leland 1789

Was there ever any doubt? His silencing of dissenters will slowly grow until it seems the norm to the zombies.


18 posted on 12/29/2008 10:54:18 AM PST by Kara1000
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To: John Semmens
“There are, we understand, technical issues that militate against an open attribution of the origins of this great man.”

So I guess some great men just don't have origins.

19 posted on 12/30/2008 2:21:46 PM PST by Uncle Chip (TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
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To: John Semmens
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President."

There's a loophole here. 0bama can remain president. Because of the second comma, the entire sentence can be construed to apply only to persons alive at the time of the adoption of the constitution. This clause does not apply to anyone born after the adoption of the constitution.

The argument can be, if it was intended to apply for all time, it would read: No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President.

The truth can come out without a crisis, so let's hear it. (0bama will claim he knew this all along). If 0bama's being blackmailed by anyone right now (Hillary, with her penchant for having records (passport records, for instance) filched?), the blackmail will stop.

Should I send this to Obama? Or to the Supreme Court Justices?

20 posted on 01/31/2009 11:10:05 PM PST by Tellurian (Sanctity of life and sanctity of property ... define our free country. (Star Parker))
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