Posted on 04/09/2012 7:28:11 AM PDT by jmaroneps37
Recently Dick Morris had the nerve to insist Barack Obama will lose in a landslide next November. As a service to those who feel better believing otherwise here is a deconstruction of his argument. Relax this will reassure you. Obama is a lock.
Morris is wrong because Obama will win the Catholic vote: BIG. There are only a handful of Catholics (mostly old and not able to get out of bed) who will side with the Catholic Bishops against Obama. Since Obama is fighting to change Catholic doctrine, they will crawl to the polls to show they support Obama not their Bishops –bank on it!
Morris is wrong because the price of gasoline isn’t really a factor in voter’s thinking. The polls showing Obama losing a tiny bit of support over the past month as the price of gas climbs are wrong. Anybody can see that – $6.00 gas won’t be a problem – car pooling is great fun. Obama is cursing to an easy victory – nothing says otherwise.
Morris is wrong because the polls showing a majority of voters hate Obamacare are bogus. Besides, everybody knows hating Obamacare won’t get people out to vote. They did that already in 2010 and people know they made a mistake.
Morris is wrong because Obama’s handling of the coal industry will free coal miners of their guilt over polluting the air. They will be glad to take good paying green jobs instead of digging dirty coal. Plus every American will be glad to pay higher energy prices to help Obama keep his promise to raise energy prices.
Morris is wrong because Obama will win every single Southern state. Southerners will be very impressed with Obama’s great record with our military.
Showing Southern voters we have a responsibility to invite…
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When was the last time Dick Morris was right about anything?
You forgot to add the sarcasm tag.
sigh.
I love you.
Me too. Sigh. His spell checker must be off.
“When was the last time Dick Morris was right about anything?”
Correct. Morris makes a living telling right wingers what they want to hear. He’s never right about anything.
‘Coach’ is a dipshit.
No kidding. He just jumped the shark big time.
Unfortunately, I think the Woman’s vote is a serious problem for the GOP—whoever the nominee is. I suspect that Romney will choose a woman VP candidate, but (as we saw in 2008) that can actually hurt you. Despite the propaganda, many women just don’t like voting for other women.
Women will vote for men who promise them the moon—period. They don’t care about small details like how you’re going to pay for it. The Dems do three things very well:
1) keep minorities on the reservation,
2) scare old people, and
3) court the female vote.
Sadly, its [increasingly] a winning combination.
ObamaCare has scared old people enough.
Yes. I’m concerned about the single female demographic. It’s huge.
It would be sad if America becomes a communist dictatorship on the basis of free birth control.
A broken clock gets it right more often than Dick Morris.
1. are out of work and need government benefits
2. are elderly and need government benefits
3. have recently dropped below the poverty line and need government benefits
4. have spent their lives living on government benefits
5. are ethnically predisposed to vote for a black president
6. have been indoctrinated into progressivism in public schools and colleges
7. have no morals
8. are lifelong Democrats
9. hate themselves and their own country.
I still love America and miss it very much since it's recent death.
Alot of these people are too stupid or lazy to go to the polls.
If you read it, it is sarcasm.
Mr. Obama is running with the worst economy since the Depression; the highest gasoline prices in history; and an unemployment rate of more than 8%(who knows what it really is).
This ain’t 2008. A lot of his voters are going to stay home(at the rate things are going).
He can no longer blame away all of this. He can try, but most voters aren’t going to buy into that rant.
I don’t think Obama can win for a few reasons (unless Romney is SO incompetent that his campaign implodes, IF he is allowed to be nominee).
1. Gas SUCKS. Economy SUCKS. People vote against candidates because of this.
2. 90% of blacks will vote Obama. However, the numbers of blacks going to the polls will be 50% of 2008.
3. There are seven months until the election and the new media are just beginning to kick the crap out of Obama - people are turning to the new media more and more as they see their values reflected in it.
4. Obama will snap sometime soon, somehow. He’s already made a very dumb mistake by siding on Trayvon, who may be revealed to be the reason for the fight anyway if the grand jury releases a “no bill.” If not, he will be seen as an agitator. The GOP needs to show Obama playing cheap racial politics.
5. Occupy will piss people off even more. All the GOP needs to say is “Obama supports these people.”
6. If the GOP runs with the slogan “Remember what the USA was like before Obama?” they will win.
I love #6...a winner.
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