Rolling Stone inspires mockery with list of most dangerous guns

Twitchy ^ | July 15, 2014 | Twitchy Staff

[HammerT]

No need to pick up the latest issue of Rolling Stone to learn which are “the 5 most dangerous guns in America;” National Review’s Charles C. W. Cooke has recompiled the exhaustive list at NRO. Drum roll, please. 1.Pistols 2.Revolvers 3. Rifles 4. Shotguns 5. Derringers Rolling Stone based its ratings on “a combination of availability, portability and criminal usage.” Some, however, question the expertise of Rolling Stone when it comes to deadly weapons. Professional marksman “Top Shot” Chris Cheng, for example, retweeted this alternative list of dangerous knives.

[DanielRedfoot]

Top 5 wettest lakes:

1. Lake Michigan
2. Lake Worth
3. Lake Buena Vista
4. Lake Apopka
5. Lake Umbagog

[GeronL]

lol

[TigersEye]

Woo hoo! I have five out of five!

Just call me armed and dangerous. ;^)

[jjsheridan5]

Most dangerous types of bat:

5) Fruit-eating bat
4) Vampire bat
3) Baseball bat
2) Batman
1) Moonbat

[Psalm 73]

Oh, those were the glory years of National Lampoon.
(Wish I'd stashed a few dozen away for a rainy day).

[HammerT]

LMAO!!

[PapaBear3625]

Rolling Stone author is stone cold guilty.

[a fool in paradise]

There is a DVD of the entire series (or at least into the later years) of National Lampoon magazines as PDFs. The radio shows have been released in bits and pieces.

[headstamp 2]

Katy Perry

LOL!

[BBB333]

At least they recognize that machine guns, tommy guns and fully automatic guns are safer than the common hunting rifle...

[corlorde]

Most dangerous people

1)Communists
2)Marxists
3)Progressives
4)Liberals
5)Democrats

[Organic Panic]

#1. Any gun in the hands of a young black male gang banger thug in downtown Chicago.

The truth is an ugly thing sometimes.

[TigersEye]

You don’t often see guys wearing glasses like that.

[Slings and Arrows]

BIZZARO SIROTA @dad_of_jacob
@AceofSpadesHQ @rollinstone deadliest forms of matter:
1: liquid
2: solid
3: gas

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Apparently plasma is soft and cuddly.

[SirLurkedalot]

When I was about 11 years old or so (pushing 42 now ) one of my uncles gave me his collection, which probably has a lot to do with my twisted sense of humor now.

[Chode]

nor l'il Rick???

[W.]

The internet radio station I like plays their California hot tub rectal gonorrhea skit as a bumper bit.

Always looked forward to the new NatLamp issues...

My friends wonder where my warped sense of humor came from. I'll never tell!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I always thought it was THE MAN BEHIND THE GUN that was dangerous! (Subtle reference to a RANDOLPH SCOTT movie.)

[Frank_2001]

“I thought the 5 favorite woman’s breast types for men was good too. ie big, small,.. etc”

Favorite breast size and favorite handgun caliber...anything that starts with the number “4” ;)

[HammerT]

That’s usually worse if it’s a Leftist.