Posted on 04/01/2016 12:03:32 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Took a break from this stuff for a while and during that time I got an idea to try something new. Hope you guys like it.
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While at a campaign stop a bald eagle confuses Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's hair for a nest and proceeded to make a home on his head.
Initially viewed as a threat offers by members of the audience to shoot the bird clean off his head were rejected by Trump, who ultimately welcomed the bird to make his home on what he deemed to be prime real estate.
"I've been so focused on the campaign over the last 8 months that I haven't been keeping up with the nest market, but nobody's hair makes a better, more valuable nest than mine, that much I can tell you." said Trump. "I have a feeling about this eagle, he has such impeccable taste I bet we'll see some golden eggs laid in this palace. I mean, why not? Everything I touch turns to gold, am I right? Of course I'm right." he added while gesturing to his head.
After the event the eagle attacked and mauled a Trump campaign staffer. In a statement following the incident campaign manager Corey Lewandowski assured supporters that the injured staffer was summarily terminated for being a mole for the Clinton campaign.
"It's the only possible explanation for why the eagle would attack that commie SOB," explained Lewandowski. He added "I mean, this is a wild animal, so it would feel right at home with this campaign and it's supporters, it's only logical that it would sense weakness among the ranks and respond accordingly."
The Kasich campaign has reached out to the as-yet unidentified staffer with an offer to join. "Look, if he's just a weakling in the wrong place at the wrong time then this person would be the perfect addition to a campaign that knows what it's like to overstay a welcome," said Governor Kasich. "I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but if he really is a mole for Hillary Clinton that might be troublesome since we certainly don't want her to steal our ideas...again."
I see what you did there....
But Trump was saved when the eagle looked to his left saw Ted Cruz mistook him for Grandpa Munster and was scare of being bitten by a bat. Poor bird flew off as fast as he could; he thought grandpa was dead.
I would just like to have some hair period ;-P
Here’s your omen
Thank you.
Eagles prefer eagles.
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