Skip to comments.Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank and the Politics of Snippy Bitchiness
Posted on 09/29/2008 4:54:28 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
Sometimes a title tells the story...
Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank and the Politics of Snippy Bitchiness
Sorry to rub it in, FRiend. Believe it or not, I’ve made a few mistakes myself over the years. Little things like, uh, well ... mispelling words in headlines. [quick cough].
Are you trying to say that Queen Pelosi failed to lead?
Two queens is not a bad poker hand, but it's a loser in politics...
And that's why we ought to be skeptical of all callow advocates of change for the sake of change...
Barney Frank is no queen — he’s uh, well, he likes ‘hot bottoms’ and ‘large anatomies’. Yep, and he scours papers to find’em. OK so, he’s uh .... former owner of a male prostitution pad ‘but didn’t realize it’. Worst of all — his voice. That’s it — Barney Frank isn’t a queen, he’s a guy with a funny voice and a powerful chair-thing in the rat party.
The Man with the Tire Pressure Plan.
"What a difference a day makes, twenty four little hours"
That’s more than I knew or would want to know!
I’ve been finding a nutty thread to post this:
Mood moosic to get cows going
A Bizarre Pigeon Abduction in Chinatown [NYC]
1 broken bulb pushes contamination to 300 times EPA limits
1 Square Inch of Land for Sale at $1,500
2 NYC Men Plead Guilty in Fake-Toothpaste Caper [from China]
Cat survives 70-mile trip under owner’s truck
China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
Chinese factory makes ‘Clinton and Lewinsky’ condoms
Clinton offered goats and cows for Chelsea’s hand
Jealous Rosie ODonnell Orders Lesbian Partner To Stop Nursing Her Child
Lunatic on July 2— his mad blogging preserved for history.
Israel unleashes ‘skunk’ on protests
How do I change my tagline?
Fermilab physicists discover “doubly strange” particle
Disagreement at West Valley City mosque erupts into 100-person melee
White House Press plane—Press not being allowed off in China
Toilet Bowl Restaurant
Olympics Opening: Soldiers wore nappies for seven-hour stint at Olympic opening
Ohio Inmate Claims He’s Too Fat to Be Executed
Rain washes out ‘car free’ day in Seattle
Rumors of a Coup in Mexico [freepers having fun]
Naked cyclists butt heads with Canadian police
DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-08 (Hillary To Bring Lucy’s Football To Convention)
DUmmie FUnnies 08-23-08 (Blowhard Biden Boasts About Having A High IQ)
DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-08 (DUmmies To Hillary Supporters: DROP DEAD!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies 08-26-08 (”Bill Clinton AGAIN undermines Obama.”) DUmmie Classic
DUmmie FUnnies 08-29-08 (DUmmies Already Slamming Sarah Palin)
DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-08 (Beyond the Palin: Let’s THANK the KOmmies for their vile attacks!)
DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-08 (DUmmies suggest Obama go north to Alaska!)
DUmmie Rant: indubitably stupid bible-thumping, trailer park hicks “rule us”
Dang, you weren’t lyin’!
Barney an Stretch make a fine couple.
Wow! Great minds think alike. I was going to snag the same photos and say the same thing. I’m redundant here, I’m going home.
And a horrid face lift.
For those who want a light break from the current Beltway machinations, there are some Nimrods out there who are using me as a conservative poster boy. I'm an idiot because I want a toilet that flushes. I'm an idiot because if I can't have the toilet I want, I believe that leftists should flush it all for me. They're infringing on my rights, dammit!
Day after day I have to re-flush, wasting water. Day after day, I have to use my blasted plunger. So I'm the idiot? I'm the reason why they need to defeat conservatism?
They're tree sitting the wrong branch. I have said dumb things in the past, but they picked the wrong fight. Enviro-wackos have taken away our rights — banning us from toilets that flush. It's none of their business if I want to flush with a hundred gallons! If they're so damx worried about drinking water, why do they want to blow up the damx dams? You heard right. Just last summer, Jimmy Carter was calling for more dams to be blown up to make water ways more natural. But nooooo ... I'm the idiot. Regulators are now forcing ranchers to bar cattle from streams. That's right — cattle must now have access to well water. For crying out loud! And to top it off, if the leftists are so worried about drinking water, why on earth do they want our country flooded with lawbreaking immigrants? Why? To strain our drinking water supply? Or is it to straign our limited refineries? Or do they want the immigrants to move into park land — where else are they going to live? In my back yard?
Or what about Al Gore? During the 2000 race, during a drought, he had a dam drained to help him with his canoe photo-op. Yeah, they were really ‘upset’ about that, weren't they? Not only are the Leftists idiots, they're hypocrites. But no, I'm the idiot. Why? I want a toilet that flushes. And since I'm not allowed to have one, the lib-tards should be made to flush it all for me. It's only fair.
Oops! Newspapers Around The World Use SNL Pic As Official Palin One
Former PM’s face seen in 2,000-year-old coin[UK][Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher]
Biden Says Corn Syrup And Coal More Deadly Than Terrorism
I THINK THIS IS OVER [ I could be weong ! ]
DUmmie Funnie Classic.
How the Palin/Biden Debate Enraged them!
“WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don’t want her.”
“We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.”
Welcome Back, Dad [Michael Reagan reg. Palin.]
A heckling quote — [Incorrigible] — If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, does this make Sarah the first female Sith Lord?
[Beware the Heir of Slytherin! The Dark Lordess approaches!]
“This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile.” [As if that wasn’t bad enough, the DUmmie raves on] “What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck.”
“I don’t like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, “We have to get this bitch, she’s evil.” Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.”
Well, one light-hearted ping. Then done for now, I promise. Lazamataz is back and funny as ever. Here are his latest posts:
[Want off my unreliable ping list? Please feel free to cuss me out. Want on my ping list? Just ‘ax’.]
Well looky looky. I managed to be funny without being too salacious or obnoxious.
So far, this experiment might seem to be working. ;)
Like I posted before [probably buried by all your adoring fans], welcome back!
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