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[Lucky9teen]

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.

Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.

Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!

And good people know a good thing when they see one.

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[TornadoAlley3]

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[A knight without armor]

I always get a kick out of this picture!

[A knight without armor]

OMG!!! *thud*

[lilylangtree]

I do too. However, way before “green” got hold of the politicians testicles or the curlies, I did purchase those swirly bulbs and they do last. It just so happens Office Depot was selling the 60-watters with this obnoxious “go green” packaging at a cheap price that I broke with myself and purchased a package of 3 yesterday and a package today. I get 10 lashes with a dirty noodle. Whack, whack, whack, etc.

[MeekMom]

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Funny stuff!

[MeekMom]

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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danmar]

And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide. So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.

But wait there’s more!

As an added bonus, we’re going to give you a second poster. That’s right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, we’ll send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obama’s New Clothes.

Hey, you forgot one thing!

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[sunny48]

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen !!

[justlurking]

Cell phones don’t need satelites any more than landline phones.

Actually, the modulation (CDMA) used by Sprint and Verizon, as well as the 3G mode used by AT&T (W-CDMA) do require the use of GPS for precise timekeeping at each cell base station.

Precise time-keeping is used to synchronize the signal from a handset when received by multiple stations simultaneously (it's called a "soft hand-off").

[Lady Jag]

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’

‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’

[a fool in paradise]

People recycled during WWII but the media pretends that the only reason to ever stack up your old cans, rubber, etc. is for Green purposes and that only “this” generation is smart enough to do so.

[dangus]

And if her husband eats a lot of soy, at least she won’t reproduce.