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Posted on 04/24/2009 5:41:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.



Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.

Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!

And good people know a good thing when they see one.

Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because they’re minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.

Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.


These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.

Wind mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now that’s change you can believe in.

But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.

For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree…forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how it’s doing. Suitable for framing, you’ll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because you’ll know that not only have you saved a tree, you’re saving the planet.



And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.

So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.

But wait there’s more!

As an added bonus, we’re going to give you a second poster. That’s right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, we’ll send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obama’s New Clothes.



Get yours now!

Due to high demand, the phone lines may be busy. Dial 1-800-HUG-TREE, that’s 1-800-HUG-TREE and be prepared to wait. Getting your Obama Carbon Offset Coins are just like getting economic recovery.

*Obama Carbon Offset Coins cannot be sold to children under 16 due to the lead content.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communistholiday; earthday; globalwarming; green; leninsbirthday; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
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To: r-q-tek86

HA! HA!!!!!


61 posted on 04/24/2009 6:51:40 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 24% Green
You're on the right track to living a green life, and you're definitely doing your part to help out.
You care about the earth, and hopefully this quiz has given you some ideas on how you can do more!
How Green Is Your Life?

Dang, still too 'green'....

62 posted on 04/24/2009 6:54:21 AM PDT by Vor Lady (Viva la Revolution!)
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To: Travis T. OJustice; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

63 posted on 04/24/2009 6:54:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: r-q-tek86

64 posted on 04/24/2009 6:55:52 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Lucky9teen

65 posted on 04/24/2009 6:55:58 AM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
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To: Lucky9teen

My daughter is on a green fad right now. She is going to eat soy and save the world. Of course she watches too much MTV and VH1.

So she thinks that NASA should stop launching rockets into the atmoshere. I told her she should take action and get on her cell phone right now and call them. That went right over her head.


66 posted on 04/24/2009 6:57:21 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
He really gets around:


67 posted on 04/24/2009 6:58:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: envisio
That went right over her head.

Me too. I don't get it.

68 posted on 04/24/2009 6:58:34 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
See what I mean?


69 posted on 04/24/2009 6:58:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Oy!


70 posted on 04/24/2009 7:00:34 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: ErnBatavia
"This town needs an enema monument..." - Some Joker


71 posted on 04/24/2009 7:00:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: envisio

If she’s going to eat soy then (A) she is going to eat processed foodstuffs and (B) may risk Alzheimer in later years.

And MTV/VH1 now are just the “tweener” stage of indoctrination from Viacom that falls between Nickeoldeon (where Linda Ellerbee told children to educate their ignorant parents on the environment and global warming), Comedy Central’s “Daily Show”, and ultimately SeeBS.


72 posted on 04/24/2009 7:04:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: envisio

If launching missiles into the atmosphere causes global warming, why did the doomsayers tell us that the atomic bomb testing was ushering in a new ice age?


73 posted on 04/24/2009 7:05:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

We had this conversation while she was fumbling with the GPS navigation on her cell phone and flipping channels on DirectTV.

.....satelites.....


74 posted on 04/24/2009 7:08:22 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Hey! I want that football!


75 posted on 04/24/2009 7:15:20 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: envisio

Cell phones don’t need satelites any more than landline phones.


76 posted on 04/24/2009 7:17:18 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A young lady I worked with put up a note in the kitchen asking everyone to refrain from using disposable cups. Her note ended with “The Earth thanks you.”

I put a yellow sticky under it that said “Earth First! We’ll pave the other planets later.” It stayed there for almost a year.


77 posted on 04/24/2009 7:24:58 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
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To: Lucky9teen
CELEBRATING Earth Day.....

HERE'S HOW!
78 posted on 04/24/2009 7:25:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: bmwcyle
Happy Earth Day!

79 posted on 04/24/2009 7:27:27 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Lucky9teen

80 posted on 04/24/2009 7:29:52 AM PDT by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
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