I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

[RubberPig]

I just switched from pro life to pro choice _{because I am a liberal who likes watching babies die} and from pro gun to anti gun _{because I don't give a crap about my property or the safety of my family}. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens. _{Because I profit off helping them steal identities..}

[Tax-chick]

I had a batch of cilantro, but now it has flowered. I don’t know if that means I can expect it to come back up next year, or not. I planted more seeds about a week ago, but there’s nothing yet. It’s in the bed where my Japanese eggplants have died. Some of the Mystery Melons look hopeful.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

*groan*

[Tax-chick]

Morning! We’re babysitting my friend’s granddaughter all day. She’s a few months older than Vlad.

[Monkey Face]

I just emailed you a diagram, and hope it comes through.
It may be the answer to your herbal gardens.

If you have questions, I’m here.

[Monkey Face]

You installed trim on an oak? Where have I been....?

[Monkey Face]

You can drink lots of water here, and no one would know. You will sweat out much more than you take in.

[Monkey Face]

You’ll still need a jacket for Albuquerque. High Desert, dontchaknow. Night’s get chilly.

[Monkey Face]

So how often lately do we even get to 1000 before the month is over?

Safe bet are kinda like sure things, right? ;oþ

[Darksheare]

“Everybody look alive!!”

How does this look?
*shuffles in*

[Monkey Face]

For you?

Positively electrifying!

[Darksheare]

Been a truly odd day.
I asked a driver if he was ‘here’ for 500 Neelytown Road.
His response?
“5 A.M.? Okay!” then he backed up and parked his rig..

[Monkey Face]

Some minds are really too dense to penetrate with anything other than, “Here! Hold muh beer!”

[Darksheare]

This thrilling example of human progress couldn’t even get THAT far.

[Monkey Face]

Yep. Sounds like the moss was just a little too close to the tree. I see a lot of that here.

Yesterday, as I was on my way to the truck to go to the post office, I saw a new face, so I said, “Hello! How are you today?” He looked at me like I was some kind of pond scum. So I said, “I’m fine, thank you so much for asking!”

He scurried into his apartment and shut the door.

*shudder*

I thought folks were supposed to be living when they moved in here...

[Darksheare]

LOL, sounds like you got a displaced inner city type.
Probably had visions of drivebys and such in his head.

[sionnsar]

You’ll still need a jacket for Albuquerque. High Desert, dontchaknow. Night’s get chilly.

With lows in the high 50s, it's still shirt-sleeve weather. for me.

[Monkey Face]

Unless that desert wind blows off the mountains. I’ll be waiting to hear... ;o]

[sionnsar]

I dunno. I could easily be like that this week. Brain is not functioning well.

[Monkey Face]

I dunno, but his shoes were sure shiny! Even has a “Welcome” mat in front of his door. Talk about mixed signals!