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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/27/2011 5:31:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

It's well past time for someone to step in an take the Guinness out of President Obama’s hand; because as usual, he has a bit of trouble staying out of the news for gaffes that many thought were a thing of the past once the “most brilliant man to ever be elected President” replaced… well, George W. Bush.

The Beast bottoms out...


And he doesn't even remember what year it is...


Then, there is his toast to the Queen.....

Awkward....


Maybe Obama needs to read up on this?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gaffe; ofst; silliness
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To: unique

I got TRIPPY! Man that is WEIRD!


41 posted on 05/27/2011 8:40:28 AM PDT by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

“Dirty, stinking apes!”


42 posted on 05/27/2011 8:42:57 AM PDT by Ingtar (Together we go broke (from a Pookie18 post))
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 50! Woo-Hoooooo!! Everyoe have a safe and restful weekend....and don’t forget to lower your flags at half-staff on Monday.


43 posted on 05/27/2011 8:51:17 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: gimme1ibertee

Everyoe=everyone


44 posted on 05/27/2011 8:51:54 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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To: freebird5850

So did I - not sure how that works but I don’t think that I’d like to take anything that would end up with me in that state for hours or perhaps days.


45 posted on 05/27/2011 9:07:49 AM PDT by unique
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To: Lucky9teen

Gang Fail!

Summer time fail!


46 posted on 05/27/2011 9:21:50 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Got toast?)
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To: Tatze

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!


47 posted on 05/27/2011 9:38:03 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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48 posted on 05/27/2011 9:38:53 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Got toast?)
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; potlatch; SandRat; LUV W; Allegra; andy58-in-nh; ...

49 posted on 05/27/2011 9:49:39 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
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To: unique
Dayummmm....I should apply for a grant, I'm on FV most of the day (tee hee)

Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn Report Shows Taxpayer Money Spent on Robots That Fold Laundry, Shrimp on Treadmills

Lots of people love to use FarmVille on Facebook, but lots of people probably don't love the government's spending $300,000 in taxpayer money to study whether it helps build personal relationships.
50 posted on 05/27/2011 9:57:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Tatze
"Top 12!!

13 posted on Friday, May 27, 2011 5:42:58 AM by Tatze"

FAIL! ;)

51 posted on 05/27/2011 10:01:21 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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To: IM2MAD
One day, Obama came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’
So he tied her up and went golfing.

Obummer made a decision I agree with. :) And if I saw Moochelle in a sexy anything, I'd probably toss my cookies.

52 posted on 05/27/2011 10:03:59 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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To: Tatze

53 posted on 05/27/2011 10:06:02 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
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To: Lucky9teen

Just think about how much money could be saved if all the programs like this somehow disappeared with no opportunity to re-create them. Follow the money - it’s money that makes politicians nuts.


54 posted on 05/27/2011 10:06:57 AM PDT by unique
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To: dragonblustar
The Bloods' San Francisco chapter?


55 posted on 05/27/2011 10:09:14 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (PAVE THE PLANET!!)
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To: MissTed
Bream
56 posted on 05/27/2011 10:29:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Shrimp on Treadmills

Fiscally irresponsible, yet inspirational.

57 posted on 05/27/2011 10:36:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: freebird5850
You think THAT is trippy? Try this!


58 posted on 05/27/2011 11:09:37 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

A young boy was sitting on fence with a jar of liquid, shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the boy what he had.

The boy replied, ‘This is the most amazing and powerful liquid in the world, it’s called turpentine.’

The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.’ Producing a vial, he said ‘If you take this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’

Holding aloft his own jar, the boy replied, ‘If you rub this on a cat’s ass, it’ll pass a Harley Davidson.’


59 posted on 05/27/2011 11:29:38 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

60 posted on 05/27/2011 11:53:55 AM PDT by cartan
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