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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Ditter
Doesn’t work with animals bigger than that though.
Might work with fish under certain circumstances.
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posted on
06/08/2011 2:57:10 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: USMCPOP
Better stock up before they put an Assault Weasel Ban in place...
82
posted on
06/08/2011 3:17:33 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows
"It's not a weasel, it's a marten."
KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.
Great punchline, but the delivery was a bit of a flop.
83
posted on
06/08/2011 3:20:37 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: MrEdd
84
posted on
06/08/2011 3:24:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Darksheare
85
posted on
06/08/2011 3:26:37 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
86
posted on
06/08/2011 3:30:57 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I loved watching “My Favorite Marten” when I was a kid.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Knock it off. . .come on guys. . .knock it off. . . I can’t hardly breathe because I am laughing so hard at all the jokes and pictures. . . . .
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posted on
06/08/2011 3:46:02 PM PDT
by
Hulka
To: AnAmericanAbroad
Ich glaube nicht an nhilists glauben.
/johnny
To: Tax-chick
Um, I don't think I want to see that word everyday for a month, but I think it's a great idea to ping each other to nominees.
Maybe we could find one with love, or heaven in the title?
:-D
90
posted on
06/08/2011 4:21:52 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
That’s fair. Just a thought - I’m sure something better will turn up.
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posted on
06/08/2011 4:26:01 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("WWSP?" - What Would Sionnsar Post?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. I always hate it when that happens.
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posted on
06/08/2011 4:28:09 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on its own.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Anoreth; Darksheare; HKMk23; Harmless Teddy Bear
"In the spirit of animal kingdom weirdness introduced by our (now) familiar spirit Sionnsar, could this be next month’s Undead Thread?" I approve. Of course, that carries no weight. Other things we need:
- Thread not be pulled
- No better thread found
- Complete ping list available on Moving Day
- Whatever Mod approval may be required
- Continuing searches for new threads/zot threads/weird animal threads for the next month
Keep in mind; I don't normally do these things. The Undead Thread, Word For The Day, and Amy's are usually my only posting locations.
93
posted on
06/08/2011 4:41:43 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Tax-chick
94
posted on
06/08/2011 4:46:09 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Keep in mind; I don't normally do these things.What things?
95
posted on
06/08/2011 4:52:16 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob
I’m not sure this is a subject we want to explore in detail, on a dead weasel thread.
96
posted on
06/08/2011 4:54:46 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("WWSP?" - What Would Sionnsar Post?)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Anoreth; HKMk23; Harmless Teddy Bear
Yeah, I don’t know what the exact procedure he used was.
97
posted on
06/08/2011 5:11:43 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
At least this isn’t another Wiener thread. At least they have that going for them.
98
posted on
06/08/2011 6:19:43 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
("Worse" technically is "change".)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Anoreth; HKMk23; Harmless Teddy Bear
"Yeah, I don’t know what the exact procedure he used was." Let's table it until closer to the end of this month.
99
posted on
06/08/2011 7:08:19 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: wildbill; martin_fierro
Thanks wildbill.
"Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose...
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posted on
06/08/2011 8:10:16 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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