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Posted on 07/01/2011 5:42:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

















TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 4thofjuly; autocorrect; friday; ofst; silliness
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21 posted on 07/01/2011 6:32:11 AM PDT by frogjerk (Liberalism: The ideology of envy.)
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22 posted on 07/01/2011 6:33:41 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
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To: Lucky9teen
The text virgins of my voicemails from vonage are hilarious!

I have rubber received one that was accurate ☺

23 posted on 07/01/2011 6:33:52 AM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: Lucky9teen
Over the past 15 years, the time/temperature signs around the Dallas/Fort Worth area have been coming down.

It might have to do with the North Texas Council of Governments not wanting the tourist to know how hot it is in the Summer.

24 posted on 07/01/2011 6:34:30 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Deaf Smith

No one needs them as they are all in the mirrors or dashes these days. Mine has melted.


25 posted on 07/01/2011 6:40:33 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: crusty old prospector
No one needs them as they are all in the mirrors or dashes these days. Mine has melted.

i'm from MI, i think my thermometer would get really confused if i went down there, i'm not even sure it has the ability to project a 1 on the left (i've never seen it), but it sure knows how to put that - over there.
26 posted on 07/01/2011 6:52:22 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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To: frogjerk

27 posted on 07/01/2011 6:54:28 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Deaf Smith

Just north of Dallas a few years ago, the “1” as in 100 on the sign was stuck on so the temp that moment was 197.


28 posted on 07/01/2011 6:57:57 AM PDT by CPOSharky (The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Weather Channel calling for 114 here today (California - general vicinity of Palm Sproings) and 118 tomorrow.....urk


29 posted on 07/01/2011 6:59:53 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Lucky9teen

30 posted on 07/01/2011 7:02:04 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: absolootezer0

Same here when we took our vehicle to Colorado to go skiing. What is this hyphen to the left of the numbers?


31 posted on 07/01/2011 7:03:00 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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32 posted on 07/01/2011 7:04:09 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

33 posted on 07/01/2011 7:04:59 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: CPOSharky

The thermometer on the side of my hot tub building has been pegged for about 8 years now (NE of Dallas)

The bimetal spring has sprung. It went so far around it wont rotate back LoL

I leave it there as a testament to “WTF was I thinking”

A hot tub? In Texas?


34 posted on 07/01/2011 7:12:36 AM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: mylife

Did you move? I thought you were west of Dallas in SW Fort Worth.


35 posted on 07/01/2011 7:16:01 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Dead Corpse

Here’s a true weather story......

I grew up on the coast of North Carolina, where it’s hot and humid in the summer, and if we got one snow during the winter that covered the shoes, that ws a lot.

I enlisted in the Navy, left for boot camp on April 26, 1978.

The day I left it was sunny and 78 degrees in Raleigh. Wasn’t thinking, wore jeans, sneakers, t-shirt, and carried a few toiletries in a bag. No coat.

Got on the plane at RDU, flew into Chicago O’Hare. Got there about dark. There are only two seasons in Chicago, winter and the 4th of July. It definitely was NOT the 4th of July. And it’s not called the “Windy City” for nothing. Taxi took me and another guy (who was smart enough to wear a coat) and dumped us off at the gate of Recruit Training Center, Great Lakes, IL. We were told to wait (outide of course) and someone would come get us.

Finally, after almost forever (cold and shivering) we were taken to a barracks. We were issued an ugly raincoat stencilled “Receiving Company” to wear until we got our uniforms the next day. That raincoat was the most beautiful piece of clothing I had ever seen.

Fast forward 7 weeks near the end of boot camp to when we found out where we were going for our training. I wanted to be an Aviation Electronics Tech, which had the schools in first Orlando and then Memphis. What did I get?

Electronics Tech, 10 more months at Great Lakes. And I thought it was cold there in April. I never want to see winter anywhere near Chicago. Lake effect snow SUCKS!!! Shovelling snow every duty day from sidewalks onto piles higher than my head. We used the inside windowsill as a refrigerator, and the outside windowsill as a freezer!!!! Snow drifts chest deep. Nowhere to go, no way to get there.

Luckily, I spent the next 19 years at duty stations or on ships homported in Norfolk, VA. Weather more like home.

BTW, don’t try to swim in Lake Michigan, EVER!!! Went in the water in AUGUST and it took two days for me to find my cajones.


36 posted on 07/01/2011 7:23:45 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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37 posted on 07/01/2011 7:25:53 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: fredhead

As if being the “Windy City” isn’t bad enough, the wind is always in your face.


38 posted on 07/01/2011 7:29:58 AM PDT by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: EveningStar

I like it


39 posted on 07/01/2011 7:31:52 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom!!! I know i was kidding)
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To: jda
As if being the “Windy City” isn’t bad enough, the wind is always in your face.

A couple years back we went to Chicago so my wife could run the Chicago Marathon. We stayed with friends in a highrise and the weather was nice. I commented to our Chicago friend that it must be hell commuting to work in the winter. Well, she said she goes down the elevator to the underground garage, gets in her car and drives to the underground garage at her work. Then takes the elevator up to work. Basically, never has to be outside at all.

40 posted on 07/01/2011 7:36:56 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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