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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 06/14/2013 5:56:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I always feel like.....somebody's watching me.......

In the event that the U.S. government is monitoring your conversations,
here are some useful phrases to insert into your phone calls, texts, or e-mails:

I think the N.S.A. is awesome.

I just reread “Nineteen Eighty-Four”—it actually has a lot of good ideas in it!

There’s no such thing as a “bad” drone.

Sure am glad that I never talk to any foreigners.

I wouldn’t know the first thing about making ricin.

The Fourth Amendment is overrated.

If you ask me, Guantánamo is full of nothing but complainers.

Just changed my Facebook status from “Single” to “In a Relationship with America.”

I’m pretty sure my neighbor is cheating on his taxes.

Operation Troll the NSA
Let's jam up the NSA's scanners

IF MILLIONS OF US, ALL AT THE SAME EXACT TIME, CALL OR EMAIL SOMEONE WITH OUR KEYWORDS-OF-TERROR-FILLED SCRIPT, WE CAN GIVE OUR NATION’S IMPRESSIVE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS THE KIND OF TEST IT DESERVES.

They say they don’t read or listen to the contents of our messages. Why not test it out?

It'll be fun.



Here is a sample script:

Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.

My job is so shitty I wish I could overthrow my boss. It’s like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.

I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all radicalized?

Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won’t say any more because I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.

Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t blow up in my face.

Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!


TWEETS for #TrollTheNSA Pretty LOL

Good Question



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nsa; ofst; silliness; surveillance
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15 of the World's Strangest Flags

Fryslan


Someone from Fryslan in the Netherlands must love Frogger. Or Chinese fortune. Either way, they made this flag odd and ugly enough to be our first on the list. (Link)

Guam


Guam's flag is just horrible, it looks as if they've just bought a T-shirt from the nearest souvenir shop and put it on a flag pole. Even if this was the case, we have a hard time believing that they couldn't find a better T-shirt. (Link)

Benin


This was the flag of the Benin Empire, that was situated in modern Nigeria. A pre-colonial African state, it lasted from 1440 to 1897. (Link)

Swaziland


Swaziland's flag. The colors go well together and the design is interesting; unfortunately, this is not a kitchen towel. While we're sure the shield and spears are traditional and part of Swaziland's culture, having weapons in your flag just sends the wrong message, not to mention the poor school children in Swaziland. Trying to make an accurate drawing of this flag for independence day must be a nightmare. (Link)

Isle of Man


The flag of the Isle of Man shows a triskelion, the Three Legs of Man emblem, in the centre of a red flag. The three legs are joined at the thigh and bent at the knee. In order to have the toes pointing clockwise on both sides of the flag, a two-sided emblem is used. (Link)

Antwerp (Belgium)


One of the worst flags in the world comes from the Antwerp in Belgium. It's a chess set on acid. The flag is made of 24 square pieces, in 4 rows and 6 columns. The pieces in the upper right and lower left corners of the flag are white, the neighbouring pieces are blue, yellow, red and white, respectively. (Link)

Mozambique


The hoe and the book in Mozambique's flag convey the best characteristics a nation wants in its people. But, an AK-47?! (Link)

Kyrgyzstan


Kyrgyzstan... Is that a tennis ball on this flag?

Bhutan


Bhutan's flag wins the award for the most bad-ass ever.

Northern Marianas Islands


Northern Marianas Islands' flag appears to have been created from clip art. (Link)

U.S. Virgin Islands


Another unspeakably horrible flag from a U.S. territory, the U.S. Virgin Islands. They actually have to use it. (Link)

Central African Republic


The Central African Republic's flag has managed to make an incredibly busy flag with just five straight lines, and one lonely star. While this flag looks horrible enough as it is, if it is seen waving in the wind, it actually induces seizures. (Link)

Lombardy (Italy)


Lombardy in Italy must have invented the game of Jacks, mustn't it? Not much else can explain this flag, that is simple to point of boredom, but still includes a slightly nauseous shade of green. (Link)

Nepal


Nepal is the only country in the world that doesn't have a rectangular flag; Nepalese flag is shaped like two overlapping triangles. (Link)

Libya


Libya's flag, adopted on an uninspired night of 1977, consists of a simple green field with no other characteristics. It is the only national flag in the world with just one color and no design, insignia, or other details. (Link)


1 posted on 06/14/2013 5:56:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP!!


2 posted on 06/14/2013 5:57:51 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

FRIDAY WOOP!


3 posted on 06/14/2013 5:58:06 AM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and the other over my mouth.)
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To: Lucky9teen

IB4TP?


4 posted on 06/14/2013 5:58:24 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5!


5 posted on 06/14/2013 5:58:37 AM PDT by eCSMaster ("God bless Planned Parenthood"- B.H.Obama, 2013)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP TEN!!


6 posted on 06/14/2013 5:59:25 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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To: Lucky9teen
Woo Hoo....humor needed -- this weekend's diet will consist of:


7 posted on 06/14/2013 6:01:17 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Piffle....)
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To: Lucky9teen

8 posted on 06/14/2013 6:01:52 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO TGIF
TOP 10


9 posted on 06/14/2013 6:02:11 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP

Top 10


10 posted on 06/14/2013 6:04:01 AM PDT by Dacula
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To: Lucky9teen

Still IBTP at 11?


11 posted on 06/14/2013 6:05:30 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

THERE IS A SPY AMONG US




CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


Happy Fathers Day to all the FReeper Fathers out there!


12 posted on 06/14/2013 6:08:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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13 posted on 06/14/2013 6:10:20 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Lucky9teen

A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?”

The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.”

“And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man.

“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body.” said the father.

The son asked, “And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, “These are ‘babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet in the desert.”

” Tell me,” added the boy.

“Yes, my son?”

“Why are you living in Dearborn , Michigan and still wearing all this shit?”


14 posted on 06/14/2013 6:16:25 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Who will shoot Liberty Valence?)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 06/14/2013 6:17:15 AM PDT by upchuck (To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
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To: Lucky9teen

It's true that alcohol kills people but,
think how many were born because of it!

16 posted on 06/14/2013 6:18:36 AM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and the other over my mouth.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thank God 4 this thread...I needs me some silliness 2day.


17 posted on 06/14/2013 6:19:17 AM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: Lucky9teen

YAY fro Friday. Top 20?


18 posted on 06/14/2013 6:20:34 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

Top - of the morning!


19 posted on 06/14/2013 6:27:35 AM PDT by gymbeau (Tagline too lame (er, physically challenged) to include.)
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To: smokingfrog

I’ve yet to get the balls to axe the Gastroenterologist why he chose that discipline....


20 posted on 06/14/2013 6:31:11 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Piffle....)
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To: Lucky9teen

bkmk


21 posted on 06/14/2013 6:41:11 AM PDT by swamprebel (a Constitution once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.)
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To: ErnBatavia

DON’T ask the Proctologist...


22 posted on 06/14/2013 6:41:25 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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23 posted on 06/14/2013 6:43:26 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen
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24 posted on 06/14/2013 6:44:18 AM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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To: Lucky9teen

25 posted on 06/14/2013 6:53:32 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Lucky9teen

Oh, my mistake, it's FLAG day!

26 posted on 06/14/2013 6:55:07 AM PDT by red-dawg
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27 posted on 06/14/2013 6:58:24 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: red-dawg

I see what you did there.


28 posted on 06/14/2013 6:58:38 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lucky9teen

29 posted on 06/14/2013 7:01:53 AM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: Lucky9teen

We thought about it for a long time, predictive modeling of meta-data,
and when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

30 posted on 06/14/2013 7:06:33 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: fidelis
DOH! Posted the wrong one!


31 posted on 06/14/2013 7:10:40 AM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: Lucky9teen

32 posted on 06/14/2013 7:13:58 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lucky9teen

33 posted on 06/14/2013 7:24:27 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

34 posted on 06/14/2013 7:26:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Liberty Valance

Lol. Good one, Liberty.


35 posted on 06/14/2013 7:28:07 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: JRios1968

36 posted on 06/14/2013 8:10:36 AM PDT by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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37 posted on 06/14/2013 8:38:32 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

38 posted on 06/14/2013 8:41:24 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: smokingfrog

That is one of my favorite albums of all time! I am a crazy 80’s nut, so it fits me just fine. I tried to find a copy once on Amazon or e-bay and it is extremely rare and thus expensive. Evidently there was some brewhaha between Rockwell (yes, that is the singer’s name) and his father who is some well known producer. The producer dad didn’t want his son to release an album, so Rockwell did it behind his back.

Now, they have the liscencing all tied up and no one can re-release it.....However, a girl I was dating once found a copy from a Chinese counterfitter and gave it to me as a Christmas gift! The best gift I ever received.


39 posted on 06/14/2013 8:48:20 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: bert

““Why are you living in Dearborn , Michigan and still wearing all this shit?”

Hahaha, I live there and can relate!


40 posted on 06/14/2013 8:49:50 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: MissTed

This just in...

Michelle Obama and family go on African safari

And this just in...Obama Family Africa Trip Most Expensive In HISTORY… Estimated Cost $60 to $100 Million"

And in related news....‘Arrest Obama When He Visits’: Read the So-Called ‘Obama Docket’ That Calls for Prosecution of the President

But then there's this...WH Cancels Obama’s African Safari After Plans Are Revealed To Include Military SNIPER Team ‘To Take Out Lions & Cheetahs’

So, are they going, or not?
41 posted on 06/14/2013 8:52:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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"So, are they going, or not?"

Sure they are. These press releases are designed to give the media something to take Benghazi, IRS and PRISM off the front page.

42 posted on 06/14/2013 8:58:21 AM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and the other over my mouth.)
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To: Lucky9teen

All I can see are red xs in boxes... waaah.


43 posted on 06/14/2013 9:04:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen
WH Cancels Obama’s African Safari After Plans Are Revealed To Include Military SNIPER Team ‘To Take Out Lions & Cheetahs’

I thought Michelle would be referred to as a 'cougar,' no?

44 posted on 06/14/2013 9:06:27 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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45 posted on 06/14/2013 9:08:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Please: Don’t insult the cougars, (aka) Pumas and/or mountain lions.


46 posted on 06/14/2013 9:09:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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A local beer company is running a “find the sasquatch” contest. The snipers are probably to protect her from contestants.


47 posted on 06/14/2013 9:24:41 AM PDT by llevrok (Joe Biden is the Fredo Corleone of the Obama crime family.)
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To: llevrok

Most likely from Sasquatch...he may have found his mate...


48 posted on 06/14/2013 9:25:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Monkey Face

It would be more of an insult to Courtney Cox.

(sigh)I remember the first time I saw her on “Family Ties” like it was yesterday.

Cox, not Obama.


49 posted on 06/14/2013 9:28:29 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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I can’t even place the face...my evenings are usually spent in bed with a good book! LOL!

(I have no social life!)


50 posted on 06/14/2013 9:31:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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