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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 10/17/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Ok, I tried cheating today because my "dropbox" folder somehow went missing and I can't find the work I put together yesterday...and my first thread got pulled. So have at it folks...I'm out of humor right now.



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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ebola; obama; obola; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

E.B.O.L.A.

Enjoy
Barack
Obama’s
Legacy,
America!


61 posted on 10/17/2014 10:58:31 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: relentlessly

Oh, that’s a keeper. I’m posting that on my FB status now.

Meanwhile...

A cat died and went to Heaven.

God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years.

Anything you want is yours for the asking.’

The cat thought for a minute and then said

‘All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.’

God said, ‘Say no more.’

Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.

God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that he made to the cat.

The mice said, ‘Well, we’ve had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little skateboards, we would not have to run again.’

God answered, ‘It is done.’

All the mice had beautiful skateboards.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, ‘Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?’ The cat replied, ‘Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!’


62 posted on 10/17/2014 11:31:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen
ISIS, BENGHAZI, EBOLA....

Don't forget Ferguson, Mo.


63 posted on 10/17/2014 11:50:33 AM PDT by Envisioning (My desire to be well informed is at odds with my desire to remain sane....)
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To: Lucky9teen

64 posted on 10/17/2014 12:11:55 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Envisioning

65 posted on 10/17/2014 12:13:21 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

66 posted on 10/17/2014 12:15:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: ErnBatavia

Excellent!


67 posted on 10/17/2014 12:20:58 PM PDT by Baynative (Did you ever notice that atheists don't dare sue Muslims?)
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To: Lucky9teen
AMiss Universe was a "Miss Take" that got out of control.


68 posted on 10/17/2014 1:23:54 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: relentlessly

69 posted on 10/17/2014 1:57:18 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: clearcarbon
Long day? Tired? How about cuddling up to a nice, soft…Ebola virus?

Unless you got in early, you’re out of luck: a company that sells oversize plush viruses, bacteria and other maladies is sold out of Ebola in light of the current outbreak.

Ebola plush toy

70 posted on 10/17/2014 4:50:59 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Coors is not an Anheuser-Busch beer.


71 posted on 10/17/2014 5:14:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Calories:Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a bit tighter every night.)
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72 posted on 10/17/2014 5:18:51 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: BenLurkin

That looks like a “splurge gun” from “Bugsy Malone.”


73 posted on 10/17/2014 5:28:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Calories:Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a bit tighter every night.)
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To: Brother Cracker

*ptooie*


74 posted on 10/17/2014 5:29:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Calories:Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a bit tighter every night.)
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75 posted on 10/17/2014 7:34:39 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Monkey Face

Coors isn’t really beer either.


76 posted on 10/18/2014 12:11:24 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: morphing libertarian
That top is in violation of several laws of physics.

And an engineering marvel.

77 posted on 10/18/2014 12:39:45 AM PDT by llevrok (I fear the US government more than I do Syria)
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To: Norm Lenhart
Coors isn’t really beer either.

Yup. Coors is like having sex in a canoe. F'n near water.

78 posted on 10/18/2014 12:42:09 AM PDT by llevrok (I fear the US government more than I do Syria)
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To: llevrok

I quit drinking years ago and was never a beer snob to begin with considering the rot gut I drank (Genesee/a semi local NY beer) but Coors is just vile. I am unsure what it actually is but I don’t think it chemically qualifies as beer.


79 posted on 10/18/2014 12:45:39 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Genny Cream Rocks. Used to drink that all the time. Now I drink Duquense beer. 13 dollars for a 30 pack. Great beer for a good price.


80 posted on 10/18/2014 3:50:43 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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