ISIS Surrenders in face of Climate Change Conference

Vanity | 12/10/2015 | ArGee

[moose07]

LoL, You’re on form today, ArGee. :)

[Starstruck]

Very cool!

I remember that Art Brisbane who would later become Editor of the KC Star, then Ombudsman for the NY Times was Arts and Entertainment editor for the Star at the time. He wrote an editorial about Rush's lack of talent and how he would never amount to anything.

[TexasCajun]

Most Excellent.

Cuts in CO2 emissions to curb terrorist attacks.

[Bob434]

I heard they are also doing a ‘foreign student exchange’ with Jews now in an effort to establish peace now that the world has been saved from climate change

[drierice]

Nice satire. After the Climate Change conference, ISIS is destroying their oil fields and converting to solar power.

[Darksheare]

This is an UNDEAD THREAD TAKEOVER

Everybody: Panic!
And then enjoy a nice cup of tea and soothing music.

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[moose07]

In before the Teleport! Yippeee!
Morning Darks.

[Darksheare]

Morning!

[Tax-chick]

This is pretty funny, but I liked the zookeeper love-triangle assault better.

[Grampa Dave]

BOL! Did the Obama mosque do a brain transplant on you while your were asleep!

[Darksheare]

Lack of permission on that one.

[null and void]

Here!

[ArGee]

You couldn’t even wait until I finished my wash?

I dibs the bathroom. I have to hang my undies out to dry.

[JRios1968]

[null and void]

Name him, ping him.

Hasn't posted since February of last year.

Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year

[ArGee]

Thanks for dropping by. Unfortunately for you, the Undead Thread has appropriated this one due to lack of interest.

The good news is nobody has died trying to leave (that we know of).

The bad news is there are several people who headed for the basement to try to find the exit and we still don’t know where they are. We THINK they found the interdimensional portal but we can’t be sure.

Anyway, try some of Darksheare’s coffe down in the foyer and let us know if you’d like to stick around.

[moose07]

hmmm, nice place.
But i’d give it five minutes before you go in there....

[PROCON]

Can I bring my kitty?

[Gefn]

The first kitty of the new undead thread!

Huzzah! hip hip hurray!

[Gefn]

All the exits are in NJ.

Where else would the dead go?