Posted on 02/06/2016 11:25:52 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
* Camping with Michael Moore after a night of chili-dogs and cheap beer * Someone in burqa holding ticking briefcase * A 3 am Aaron Hernandez backseat car ride down a dark road unarmed * A 3am intoxicated Hillary driving front seat car ride down a dark road unarmed * Being Charlie Hedbo’s doorman * John Kerry's war record * John Boehner’s dermatologist * Rosie O’Donnell’s Guide to Better Lesbian Parenting * Waking up to the horror of Debbie Wasserman Schultz * Bill sha longing Hillary once in last 30 yrs. * A Chaz Bono E.D. commercial * Middle East mail-order bride dressed in tarp * An “It’s Just For Lunch†date in Karachi * Obama marriage lasting another five years * A Saudi executioner circumcision * An Anthony Weiner text w/image * A Huma Weiner text w/image * A flat broke used car salesman with rent due * John Wayne Gacy as a clown at my child's birthday party * A fart when I have diarrhea * A Jimmy Carter rescue plan * Condoms from the Dollar Store * The check is already in the mail * Michael Vick's dog sitting service * Obama's so-called Birth Certificate * Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton * A lap dancer with an Adam's Apple * Bill Cosby escorting my daughter on an overnight weekend trip * Malaysian Airlines flight safety records * The NSA is not spying on regular citizens * A rape accusation in Rolling Stone magazine * Gun Control statistics from The Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence * A Palestinian on a motorcycle * Business venture in Mecca involving crosses or ham steak * Hillarys Acute Dementia * Anyone named Abdullah Hussein Ali Baba from Vera Cruz * Rod Blagojevich * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby . * Sex Education taught by Jocelyn Elders * Michael Jackson's Doctor * Jerry Sandusky's football camp * An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran * A Catholic priest at a boys camp * Bill Clinton at a girls camp * Madonnas virginity * Being alone anywhere with Al Gore * A blind date with Sheila Jackson Lee * Jesse Jackson holding a knife and scissors * A Manson Family Christmas * An Obama opinion * An Obama indecision * Going along on an Obama vacation * Hillary in no need of an exorcism * Rodney King teaching my kids to drive * Nixon’s secret plan to end the Vietnam War * Bush’s Al Qaeda hunt in Iraq * Obamas Christian claim * A Kenyan "born" in Hawaii * Obama's claims of "Islam's contributions to America and the religion of love".. * Receiving a package from Ted "Unabomber" Kaczynski * Lois Lerner innocence * Brian Williams news reports * A blind date with Ted Bundy * Loch Ness monster sightings * Al Sharpton watching anyone’s back * Gas station Sushi * Working out with Harry Reid * Any leadership from Obama * Pot-luck stew by Jeffery Dahmer * Oprah's weight loss plan * A selfie with a rattlesnake * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * Saudia Arabian hospitality * Quail hunting with D(i)(c)k Cheney * Tom Brady's footballs * Sex with an HIV positive partner * Bill Cosby escorting my daughter on an overnight weekend trip * Bill Clinton seminar on procurement and penile straightening * Nancy Pelosis Tax Return * Beauty tips from Janet Reno & Ruth Bader Ginsburg * Medical advice from Dr. Jack Kevorkian * Going on The Jerry Springer Show * Dinner date with any of “The View†regulars * Golfing with Gerald Ford * A Jimmy Carter economic plan
i was home alone during the day for five years after my brain injury.
they got him for me while i was in the hosptial.
he is my BEST friend.
But I thought these cats were different from dogs in that they didn’t beg!!!!
ONE MEAL IN PEACE BEFORE I DIE LORD!!! :)
i love spaghetti, my little buddy.
I boxed in my teens and 20s, broken nose, ribs, cheek bone.
yet the best feeling in the world is wrapping him up in my arms and hearing him purr :)
/sarc
A used car salesman selling a Yugo.
A homosexual claiming to be ‘born this way’.
Hitlariious.
Going as a guest with Rahm Emmanuel to the gay bathhouse he and obamaumao belong to in Chi-town. They’d respect me more than a man-eating man hating bull dyke like hitlery.
lol. is there ONE on the road still?
Everything.
It wasn’t the decision. it was the execution.
Beelzebub.
A pill-pushing TV commercial.
Lucy holding a football
I HATE the lies in those commercials!!!!
90 PERCENT of the 1 percent who get bit will get LYME DISEASE!!!
get this pill!!!
or some misleading angle like that. makes me sick
Both My Dogs loose in a Meat Market unsupervised.
*Anything from China
Harbor freight tools that can kill me.
Her husband with my daughter
sidewalk three card Monte dealers
A pit bull alone with a toddler.
A gas leak with a lit candle.
My cat not to hack up a hairball on the freshly steam cleaned carpets.
My cat not to come to a full stop in front of me on the stairs as I’m carrying a basket of laundry.
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